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Heidi in Real Life: May 2012

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Heidi in Real Life. Humor column for the masses, written, without benefit of pay, by a quirky chocolate-lover who rides mall massage chairs and cracks toilet seats. Saturday, May 26, 2012. Huey Lewis and 50 Shades of Grey. Last night we attended a “Huey Lewis and the News” concert. Let’s just get this out there. 8212;if Huey Lewis were interested in fat women with transient chin hairs and hooves, my husband, Fred, might have to release me from my marital vows for one night. Of myself as an old woman.

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Heidi in Real Life: March 2012

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Heidi in Real Life. Humor column for the masses, written, without benefit of pay, by a quirky chocolate-lover who rides mall massage chairs and cracks toilet seats. Saturday, March 24, 2012. Anatomy of an Argument. My husband, Fred, and I had an argument the other day. It was completely ridiculous and it played out far enough that I started fantasizing about putting crumbs on his side of the mattress so he’d go sleep on the couch. 8220;I used to look a lot better in jeans.”. 8220;Why do you have to start...

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Heidi in Real Life: I Hear Naked People

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Heidi in Real Life. Humor column for the masses, written, without benefit of pay, by a quirky chocolate-lover who rides mall massage chairs and cracks toilet seats. Sunday, February 5, 2012. I Hear Naked People. In our gym locker room, I am often called upon to talk to naked women. I try to look down and rush to a “doored” private cubby, but they find me. And want to talk about ordinary things. They don’t seem to care that something (a lot, actually) is off. Why can’t they just leave me alone? If you&#82...

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Heidi in Real Life: Seven Facts to Blow Your Mind

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Heidi in Real Life. Humor column for the masses, written, without benefit of pay, by a quirky chocolate-lover who rides mall massage chairs and cracks toilet seats. Monday, May 21, 2012. Seven Facts to Blow Your Mind. A blogger friend of mine sent me a Kreative Blogger award. The rules of acceptance say I must pay-it-forward and nominate 7 others and also write 7 facts about myself. Opening the door into Heidi’s “Fact safe”…creeeeeaaakkkkk:. I spent a night with Elvis Prestley. Thank you very much. Don&#...

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Heidi in Real Life: Men in Wet Shorts

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Heidi in Real Life. Humor column for the masses, written, without benefit of pay, by a quirky chocolate-lover who rides mall massage chairs and cracks toilet seats. Thursday, July 12, 2012. Men in Wet Shorts. You can get into big trouble trying to diagnose your own ailments on the computer. As tempting as it is, there is no substitute for a medical degree, a cold stethoscope and a scale that adds 10 lbs. Of all the crazy things it could. Be, the one I settled in on was:. A plugged, spasming bile sphincter.

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Heidi in Real Life: Anatomy of an Argument

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Heidi in Real Life. Humor column for the masses, written, without benefit of pay, by a quirky chocolate-lover who rides mall massage chairs and cracks toilet seats. Saturday, March 24, 2012. Anatomy of an Argument. My husband, Fred, and I had an argument the other day. It was completely ridiculous and it played out far enough that I started fantasizing about putting crumbs on his side of the mattress so he’d go sleep on the couch. 8220;I used to look a lot better in jeans.”. 8220;Why do you have to start...

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Heidi in Real Life: July 2011

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Heidi in Real Life. Humor column for the masses, written, without benefit of pay, by a quirky chocolate-lover who rides mall massage chairs and cracks toilet seats. Sunday, July 31, 2011. Freddie-locks and the Three Chairs. Once upon a time, my husband, Fred, wandered around from store to store, searching for a comfortable, portable outdoor chair. I, as his wife, decided to come to his rescue and order what claimed to be a “Mammoth” chair, suitable for giants like 6 ft 5 Fred. 8220;Why is the box so long?

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Did I Just See A Mormon TV Ad?, Or Can Division Actually Be a Good Thing? | Charlie's Church of Christ

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Charlie's Church of Christ. Social Media and Contact. Charlie Apologizes For Neglect, Or The Most Difficult Post To Create A Second Title For. I’m Not Quitting Just Morphing, Or New Beginnings Come From Some Other Beginnings End →. Did I Just See A Mormon TV Ad? Or Can Division Actually Be a Good Thing? October 18, 2011. Charlie's Church of Christ. First of all I’m glad there aren’t advertisements on television trying to convince the public that Christianity isn’t wacky. But mostly ...Maybe this seems to...

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Are Christians Permitted To Be Happy, Or Is It All Business? | Charlie's Church of Christ

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Charlie's Church of Christ. Social Media and Contact. A Dark Real World, Or It’s Not All Sugar and Spice. A Guide To Christian In-Fighting, Or Peaceful Warriors →. Are Christians Permitted To Be Happy, Or Is It All Business? March 10, 2011. Charlie's Church of Christ. Please note the inadvertent sharp contrast between yesterday’s post on how difficult it is to get through life on earth sane and today’s post. I didn’t plan it this way and I’m not sure what it means.). Are Christians Permitted To Be Happy,...