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The Horror Novice: April 2012
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One man's ongoing quest to squeeze the sweet juices out of the horror genre and onto the interpage. Wednesday, April 25, 2012. Snap Judgement - Cabin the the Woods. I so don't want to spoil this movie for anyone, so I'm just going to join the hordes of bloggers and reviewers who are telling people to just go see this movie. This is one of the best movies I've seen in years and one of the best horror movies I've ever seen. Cowritten and Directed by Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Sometim...
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The Horror Novice: Snap Judgement - Cabin the the Woods
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One man's ongoing quest to squeeze the sweet juices out of the horror genre and onto the interpage. Wednesday, April 25, 2012. Snap Judgement - Cabin the the Woods. I so don't want to spoil this movie for anyone, so I'm just going to join the hordes of bloggers and reviewers who are telling people to just go see this movie. This is one of the best movies I've seen in years and one of the best horror movies I've ever seen. Cowritten and Directed by Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Subscri...
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The Horror Novice: Bram Stoker's Dracula
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One man's ongoing quest to squeeze the sweet juices out of the horror genre and onto the interpage. Monday, February 20, 2012. Dracula. The vampire that started the whole vampire thing. We have him to blame for Twilight. But also I owe him a big thanks for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I own all 7 seasons on DVD). In 1992, Francis Ford Coppola directed Bram Stoker's Dracula. Right on the heels of his most creative and artful work, The Godfather Part III. The cast is also mostly top notch. Gary Oldman is ...
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The Horror Novice: January 2014
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One man's ongoing quest to squeeze the sweet juices out of the horror genre and onto the interpage. Friday, January 24, 2014. The most exciting movie that takes place mostly on an elevator this year! You've got to give a movie credit for being brave if it's still boldly proclaiming its origins in "the mind of M. Night Shyamalan". M. Night has been on a steady decline since The Sixth Sense. But I think he bottomed out with The Last Airbender. I assume. I jumped ship after Lady in the Water. T be able to g...
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The Horror Novice: Pick Up (1975)
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One man's ongoing quest to squeeze the sweet juices out of the horror genre and onto the interpage. Wednesday, January 18, 2012. Then the RV becomes stuck in the Everglades. Chuck's boss calls on the RV phone once in a while to ask them what the fuck is going on. But Chuck's usually too busy banging the free spirit in the swamps of the everglades. The real element of this movie that launches it firmly into genre film territory is the other girl's "plot.". She lies down naked on a 3-legged altar. Overall,...
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The Horror Novice: SNAP JUDGEMENT - House of 1000 Corpses
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One man's ongoing quest to squeeze the sweet juices out of the horror genre and onto the interpage. Tuesday, May 1, 2012. SNAP JUDGEMENT - House of 1000 Corpses. My high school roommate Wyeth used to watch this and I would always try to be out of the room. As I've said more than once, horror was not my thing. And based solely on the poster:. I assumed this would not be my cup of tea. Once the horror really starts, (about half an hour in? If you're a horror fan, watch this movie. House of 1000 Corpses.
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The Horror Novice: The Movies
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One man's ongoing quest to squeeze the sweet juices out of the horror genre and onto the interpage. A complete (or mostly complete) list of the Horror-ish movies I have seen. Movies I have already written about have links. Any suggestions or recommendations are welcomed and, indeed, highly encouraged! 9733;= NEW THIS WEEK. Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992). Dawn of the Dead (1978). Dawn of the Dead (2004). Day of the Dead. Dead Snow (Død Snø). Diary of the Dead. Die, You Zombie Bastards! Faces of Death IV.
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The Horror Novice: Dee Snider's Strangeland
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One man's ongoing quest to squeeze the sweet juices out of the horror genre and onto the interpage. Wednesday, April 25, 2012. I hardly know where to begin with a movie like Strangeland. Wait, no, scratch that. That should be "I hardly know where to begin with a person like Dee Snider.". Dee Snider fascinates me. He both attracts and repels. Sometimes he looks like this. Sometimes he looks like this. And this time he looks like this. Sorry to just spring that on you). And as Velma in the Scooby Doo.
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The Horror Novice: Nightmares on Elm Street: Part 3- The One With The Wizard Master
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One man's ongoing quest to squeeze the sweet juices out of the horror genre and onto the interpage. Friday, February 3, 2012. Nightmares on Elm Street: Part 3- The One With The Wizard Master. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. Six years after the events of the first movie, Kristen Parker (. Patricia Arquette) is up late, making a model of the Elm Street house from the other 2 movies out of p. Comes from the French and means "chewed paper.". Based glues (wood glue or, in the. Apparently they cov...
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The Horror Novice: Leprechaun (1993)
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One man's ongoing quest to squeeze the sweet juices out of the horror genre and onto the interpage. Saturday, May 17, 2014. I've known about it for years, but I only just got the gumption to actually choose to watch 1993's "horror comedy," Leprechaun. CUT TO: years later. Anyway, Ozzie, while scrambling around in the basement, brushes the four-leaf clover off the crate, releasing the leprechaun, who immediately resumes his quest to reclaim his gold and show some bad actors what exactly is what. Alex foll...
