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Joe Shakespeare's Poetry: To Be Happy
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Enter your email address:. AWAY WITH THE SPOUSES! The Search for a Suitable Gift. Saturday, February 9, 2008. 8220;What do you need to be happy? 8221; I asked her. 8220;Just you,” she replied. So we got married and we were happy. But I knew she could be still happier. 8220;What do you need to be happy? 8221; I asked again. 8220;Still you,” she answered. 8220;But a house of our own would be nice, too. 8220;With a fenced yard and a big, fluffy cat.”. 8220;What do you need to be happy? 8221; I repeated.
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Joe Shakespeare's Poetry: AWAY WITH THE SPOUSES!
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Enter your email address:. AWAY WITH THE SPOUSES! The Search for a Suitable Gift. Saturday, February 9, 2008. AWAY WITH THE SPOUSES! When you and your spouse exit the house. To spend a nice night on the town. Most times there's just two - the spouse, and the you. Heading out, in a suit and a gown. But what if there's more - maybe six, maybe four? Are we husbands and wives, or just spouses? One spouse, fourteen spouses - what an odd mess! Do we say, "one mouse, fourteen mouses"?
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Joe Shakespeare's Rants: June 2009
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Enter your email address:. Flying I love to fly. I’m not real crazy, though, . As seen on TV I live in MO, the “show me state.” . Treat yourself My daughter told me years ago, quit. Travel We are – let’s be honest, pretty fortunate . Tuesday, June 30, 2009. I love to fly. I’m not real crazy, though, about my fellow flying travelers. What’s behind the push to get on the plane? Why jostle others out of the way, to get a better spot in line? Will this improve your assigned seating position? As seen on TV.
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Joe Shakespeare's Rants: November 2009
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Enter your email address:. 88 Gluttony I’m overweight, but it’s fall and alm. TG This column started as my place for angry rant. Leaves I have a love-hate relationship with leave. HalloweenI’m tired of people telling me how I shou. Sunday, November 29, 2009. I’m overweight, but it’s fall and almost winter. Who can actually lose weight this time of year? Hello, I’m Joe Shakespeare. Saturday, November 21, 2009. Hello, I’m Joe Shakespeare. Saturday, November 7, 2009. Hello, I’m Joe Shakespeare.
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Joe Shakespeare's Rants: January 2010
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Enter your email address:. Cold I detest being cold. I’m conflicted about it. Sunday, January 3, 2010. Hello, I’m Joe Shakespeare. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Joe Shakespeare's Rants: October 2008
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Enter your email address:. One more week One more week until the big electio. Idiopathic The word idiopathic is medical-speak f. Overheard at the hospital: Nurse 3: The wrinkly s. Stiff drinks Why has the cost of non-alcoholic dr. Tuesday, October 28, 2008. One more week until the big election – what will we do after that to entertain ourselves? Hello, I’m Joe Shakespeare. Monday, October 20, 2008. Hello, I’m Joe Shakespeare. Monday, October 13, 2008. Overheard at the hospital:. Nurse 4: The what? Nurse ...
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Joe Shakespeare's Rants: March 2009
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Enter your email address:. Responsibility I sold a car over five years ago, a. Got nuthin’ It is astoundingly rare for me to have. Dollar Store I got hooked when I was younger and p. Fail My father was a pastor, and he often quoted s. Incentive Tim is ten years younger than I am, but . Sunday, March 29, 2009. Because I’m responsible, I expect others to be as well. I know I’m getting old and cranky, but some folks should just be slapped. Hard. Shakespeare out. Hello, I’m Joe Shakespeare.
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Joe Shakespeare's Rants: December 2009
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Enter your email address:. Practical My mother in law (bless her memory) use. Snow The weather guys say we might actually have . WalMartIt’s classic to say WM is evil, and in many. Popcorn This is the time of year that cans of pop. Sunday, December 27, 2009. My mother in law (bless her memory) used to ask us this time of year – “What did you get for Christmas that was practical. Hello, I’m Joe Shakespeare. Sunday, December 20, 2009. Hello, I’m Joe Shakespeare. Sunday, December 13, 2009.
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Joe Shakespeare's Rants: September 2008
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Enter your email address:. Childbirth and photography Mary brought forth a s. Loft Life This weekend, my wife and I took a tour. Mouseflipper I have a mouseflipper in my garage. . Dreams Last night I dreamed I was given a plastic. Lane pigs I really, truly dislike lane pigs. Folk. Sunday, September 28, 2008. Mary brought forth a son, and they named him Jesus. Brought forth" – I like that! 8221; Yes, as a matter of fact I do! Adams brought forth black and white, and it rules! Tuesday, September 23, 2008.
