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Something Clever.: July 2010
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On 238,000 Good Memories. I wrote this letter to Chevy today:. This past weekend, my mother was involved in an accident which left her 2001 Tahoe totaled. I cannot tell you enough how much Mom loved this Tahoe (or the Taco, as we called it, though I have no idea why). 238,000 good memories. 238,000 miles of mission trips to Mexico (she'd always volunteer to drive us crazy kids there and back); 238,000 miles of school trips and football games (she was always the loudest in the stands); 238,000 miles o...
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Something Clever.: October 2010
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Today, I put Comic Sans in my mouth, for the pure pleasure of being able to purge it out. That's right, Comic Sans: DREAM BIG. Your dreams are futile while swimming around in my stomach acids, and will be crushed by the time they enter my intestinal tract. You will leave this world the same way in which you came: crappy! Last night, I engineered what I am calling The Ultimate Catraption: the cat trap contraption rivaled only by real chicken wire and foxes across the nation. And last night, IT WORKED!
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Something Clever.: September 2010
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There comes a time in everyone's life- I'm pretty sure- that, when driving by a dumpster, they think to themselves: "I just have to have that .". Today, that for me was a beautiful, turquoise-stained wooden pallet. I've been craving a pallet for quite a while now, and it just so happened that the perfect pallet was waiting for me on top of the dumpster at the Toys-R-Us at Blanco and 410. There was no question in my mind: I had to have that pallet. Just look at it! Three weekends ago, I took a semi-sponta...
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Something Clever.: on Dumpster Diving
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There comes a time in everyone's life- I'm pretty sure- that, when driving by a dumpster, they think to themselves: "I just have to have that .". Today, that for me was a beautiful, turquoise-stained wooden pallet. I've been craving a pallet for quite a while now, and it just so happened that the perfect pallet was waiting for me on top of the dumpster at the Toys-R-Us at Blanco and 410. There was no question in my mind: I had to have that pallet. Just look at it! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Something Clever.: November 2010
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On The Dentist's Chair. I'm not very scared of the dentist. In fact my mother used to tell me I was "sick" because I "liked" going to the dentist. It wasn't that I LIKED going to the dentist, it was just that I liked the way I felt when it was all over. Like my mouth and I, together, accomplished a great feat of impossible daring. Such was the dentist. when I was 15. NONE of this is the point. I'm writing today about the peculiarity of the dentist's chair. What an awkward place to be! Normally, when the ...
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Something Clever.: February 2010
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I went with COMPUTERZ and crossed my fingers. At least this store had somewhat entered the 90s. I pulled into the Chevron/Tattoo Parlor/COMPUTERZ parking lot, which was naturally filled with quad-cab Dodge Rams and F-250s and cute cowboys with too-tight blue jeans and steel-toed boots (this IS. Can I help you? He asked, putting his cigarette out on the countertop. "Sure," I replied. "I'm looking for a CF Card reader, or, at least for the cord to connect a card reader to a USB port.". A cord for a card?
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Something Clever.: November 2009
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I will never be able to move to Mexico if I don't stop wasting all my money on these damned potato chips:. What is it about a warm beer buzz in the early morning hours that makes me want to move to Thailand? It wasn't my idea. It was just a thought at first, spawned by Lord knows what crisis or contemplation. It was a "Let's move to Thailand" that didn't have any seriousness or weight. And hell, why not? With a 500$/month price tag, it doesn't sound all that bad. At 2:30 in the afternoon, I've been stari...
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Something Clever.: May 2010
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On Shopping and Driving. I noticed yesterday that people drive their shopping carts the same way they drive their cars. Instance 1: Man on Cell Phone. Instance 2: Soccer Mom in Mini Van. Instance 3: Guy Who Doesn't Use His Blinker. I mean, he's the only person in the store that really matters anyway. Result: An Open Letter to Shoppers around the World. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). On Shopping and Driving. View my complete profile.
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Something Clever.: January 2010
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Nisi credideritis, non intelligetis. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile.
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Something Clever.: on Comic Sans
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Today, I put Comic Sans in my mouth, for the pure pleasure of being able to purge it out. That's right, Comic Sans: DREAM BIG. Your dreams are futile while swimming around in my stomach acids, and will be crushed by the time they enter my intestinal tract. You will leave this world the same way in which you came: crappy! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.
