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The Daily Wedgie: A Day to Celebrate Bird Poop and Cheap Furniture
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Monday, February 16, 2015. A Day to Celebrate Bird Poop and Cheap Furniture. Today is Presidents' Day. That time of year when we come together as a nation to celebrate our leaders and their ability to bring to us amazing deals on patio furniture. Oh, sure, we've got Abe Lincoln and George Washington - whose birthdays have been neatly combined into one big two-fer-one blowout extravaganza. But what about the rest of the presidents? You ended up a Know-Nothing,. After starting out a Whig. Though you’...
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The Daily Wedgie: December 2013
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Monday, December 30, 2013. A message from Baby New Year. Boy am I glad it’s New Year’s. Finally, I get to wear something besides this diaper. Just a top hat and sash, but at least it’s something! How cool is that? Turns out, not so much. Everyone loves me - for one night, then bam! It’s back to the crib. No more top hat, no more champagne. They even take my stogie. I ask you – is that fair? Nobody wants to see Baby New Year twerk. I can doff my top hat till the cows come home and swill champagne like...
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The Daily Wedgie: June 2014
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Tuesday, June 17, 2014. Game of Thrones, The Musical. Game of Thrones season is over, and fans are going into withdrawal. So we’ve mashed the HBO hit with a classic musical to bring you …. 8221; as they pirouette in time. The Starks – Ned, Catelynn, Robb, Jon Snow, Bran (carried on the back of the giant, Hodor), Rickon, Sansa, and Arya - fingersnap their way up a nearby alley. Suddenly they, too, begin leaping and dancing, yelling, “Starks! Joffrey yells, “Lannisters! 8221; and five Lannisters come runni...
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The Daily Wedgie: Johnny Jingleballs, North Pole Detective in "Farewell, My Portly"
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Friday, January 16, 2015. Johnny Jingleballs, North Pole Detective in "Farewell, My Portly". 8220;So that’s how you want to play it, huh? 8221; yelled Santa. “You wanta play rough? 8221; He leaned down and picked up a tommy gun from the floor. “You wanta play games? Say hello-ho-ho to my little friend! Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Or did she? Find out in "Farewell, My Portly,". A gooey, raisin-filled fruitcake of a mystery. Click here to read "Farewell, My Portly". WTF (Weird Trivia and Facts).
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The Daily Wedgie: February 2015
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Monday, February 16, 2015. A Day to Celebrate Bird Poop and Cheap Furniture. Today is Presidents' Day. That time of year when we come together as a nation to celebrate our leaders and their ability to bring to us amazing deals on patio furniture. Oh, sure, we've got Abe Lincoln and George Washington - whose birthdays have been neatly combined into one big two-fer-one blowout extravaganza. But what about the rest of the presidents? You ended up a Know-Nothing,. After starting out a Whig. Though you’...
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The Daily Wedgie: A Message From a Pardoned Turkey
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Thursday, November 27, 2014. A Message From a Pardoned Turkey. Hey, Mac, ya got a nickel? Buy me a drink and I’ll tell you my tale. It goes like this: Why me? Why am I so lucky? That’s a laugh. Millions of turkeys, carved up and served for Thanksgiving dinner from Weeki Wachee to Wabasha, and here I sit. Alive. Pardoned by the President. He picked me, pal. Me! He got it right in the gizzard. I coulda done something. I coulda pecked that crazed farmer’s blasted eyes out, but no! So, why am I here? They ca...
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The Daily Wedgie: January 2015
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Friday, January 16, 2015. Johnny Jingleballs, North Pole Detective in "Farewell, My Portly". 8220;So that’s how you want to play it, huh? 8221; yelled Santa. “You wanta play rough? 8221; He leaned down and picked up a tommy gun from the floor. “You wanta play games? Say hello-ho-ho to my little friend! Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Or did she? Find out in "Farewell, My Portly,". A gooey, raisin-filled fruitcake of a mystery. Click here to read "Farewell, My Portly". Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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The Daily Wedgie: May 2014
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Sunday, May 18, 2014. What If Godzilla Was One Of Us. With Godzilla stomping the box office and once again scorching everything in his path with his radioactive breath, we decided to honor the King of the Monsters by rewriting Joan Osborne’s 1990s hit “(What If God Was ) One of Us.” With all apologies to Ms. Osborne, here goes:. If Godzilla had shame, because of his breath. Would you offer him a mint even if it meant your death. If you were faced with him and his atomic halitosis. Who just happened to be.
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The Daily Wedgie: The Ballad of Thomas Crapper
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Wednesday, November 19, 2014. The Ballad of Thomas Crapper. Today is World Toilet Day, which was created by the World Toilet Organization. Century English plumber who was instrumental in bringing the flush toilet to the masses. But even though Mr. Crapper didn’t invent the flusher, he did much to increase its popularity and to promote sanitary plumbing. He was even hired to supply royal privies for Prince Edward (later King Edward VII), and George V. So Crapper fans have reason to be fl...And up from his...