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Freak up your day. Monday, February 28, 2005. So once we had established our love for pie and our desire to express that love through on-campus housing, the only thing left to do was name our frat. We struggled with this for a while until one of our founding members pointed out that all the frats he remembered seeing in movies were named after three Greek letters. Kevin was like, "Yeah, man, we should totally do that too! To fart," which I think there's a lot of truth to. Monday, February 14, 2005. Manus...
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Freak up your day. Sunday, August 31, 2003. Back in my day, we didn't have titles. Twice in one day? Manuscripts attribute this post to bensaki at 5:12 PM but modern scholars almost universally reject this claim. Yeah right. you came here on the first day expecting some type of glorious post? Get with it already. i'm just starting school again and i don't have time for this. i'll post when i'm good and ready, all right? The grease is rising.
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Freak up your day. Thursday, September 30, 2004. Or give me nuffing. I like stuffing.). Manuscripts attribute this post to bensaki at 6:51 PM but modern scholars almost universally reject this claim. Tuesday, September 28, 2004. There might be a post tomorrow, if I'm not overcome by the yardwork. Manuscripts attribute this post to bensaki at 10:01 PM but modern scholars almost universally reject this claim. Sunday, September 26, 2004. When have you posted a humorous. Thursday, September 23, 2004. Manuscr...
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Freak up your day. Saturday, February 28, 2004. New starflyer album. Hot. Sentence-fragmentingly hot. Manuscripts attribute this post to bensaki at 4:45 PM but modern scholars almost universally reject this claim. Wednesday, February 25, 2004. His pants were white as snow. And everywhere MacKenzie went,. His pants were sure to go. They followed him to school one day,. Which was against the rule. It made the children laugh and play. To see a man so cool. His pants were like Tae-Bo. Before: "In the last se...
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Freak up your day. Friday, January 30, 2004. I get extra points, because it's still thursday for me, sort of. So again i am going home for a week. I can almost guarantee you frequent posts this time, though, because. i'm into that sort of thing now. Hey, here's a question i bet you haven't asked yourselves lately. We all learned to print around the time of first grade, and then moved on to bigger and more cursive things in third, right? Hasn't this ever popped up in dinner conversation? Wednesday, Januar...
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Freak up your day. Wednesday, March 31, 2004. Songs are made of mysteries, and clouds are made of moonbeams. When our exciting narrative left off last time, i had just escaped the dreadful Earl of Poetasters and made my way to the Duke of Stuff's throne room. The Duke (who, as a toddler, i used to mistakenly call the "Duck of Steve") was out, so i began to browse through his collection of stuff in order to enlighten myself, or at least en-lighten his pockets a bit. Who died and made you. These pants were...
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Freak up your day. Thursday, December 16, 2004. The phrase "self-proclaimed McRib fan" is redundant. Who else is going to proclaim you a McRib fan? Manuscripts attribute this post to bensaki at 1:44 PM but modern scholars almost universally reject this claim. Thursday, December 09, 2004. Antique up your day. Digestive system, i don't care what they say. Some people don't like eggs, or at least that's what i've heard. Whatever, i say to them. The last thing we need is a bunch of people running...Come on, ...
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Freak up your day. Tuesday, July 06, 2004. Okay see you then, then. Manuscripts attribute this post to bensaki at 7:48 AM but modern scholars almost universally reject this claim. The grease is rising.
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Freak up your day. Thursday, May 19, 2005. In an interstellar burst, I'm back to save a bunch of money on car insurance. I've been trying to think of ways to make this a more bloggity blog. I mean, I hardly ever link. Anything, nor do i use asterisks* or parenthetical asides (which suck, by the way). I could certainly stand to use more song lyrics and/or pop culture references in my titles* while i'm at it. I was all like, "Yeah, whatever, jerk." Man, I hate that guy. So I think I've made this a pretty b...
