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GET MUMMY: SEMI-ONLY CHILD
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Wednesday, January 12, 2011. Dir: Brian De Palma. For my birthday and says embarrassing things out loud like " Law Abiding Citizen. Should get five out of five stars, easy! In cinematic history, had the audacity to successfully rip off Sergei* Eisenstein's most well-known sequence. For a goddamned gangbusters genre piece, inspired every rapper in the world to be an even bigger idiot. And straight-up showed the entirety of one of his films as its own trailer. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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GET MUMMY: ACCURACY IN ADVERTISING
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Sunday, January 23, 2011. More like "Tell Me Everything." You may as well go ahead and throw a bongo in my hand and give me a Red-hearted firecrotch. To verbally abuse, because this movie's got some 'splaining to do! A brief list of questions: 1) who did it? 2) what did they do? 3) why did they do it? And 5) wait. what? Almost convinced the world that Vin Diesel isn't dumb and Tom Hanks isn't a pansy. In completely unrelated news, I can't stop listening to this Jeff the Brotherhood album. This song i...
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GET MUMMY: BRAINBOMBED
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Wednesday, December 8, 2010. I might just be stoned, but I swear to god that the "shuffle" on my iPod knows how fucking stoned I am right now. If i wasn't bombed and about to eat some pad thai (! That i just made myself (! Your boy about to be on some unrelenting "movie-per-day" project shit. Photo by Sergey Maximishin, total beast. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). It ain't Easter but Peep this shit:. 1 girl 2 wheels 3 countries. Burdens of the Most Bestest. Halfway across the world.
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GET MUMMY: May 2010
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Tuesday, May 4, 2010. CUT SKOOL CUZ YOU LIKE, "FUCK SKOOL". Saturday, May 1, 2010. THIS WEEK IN NETFLIX. This is pretty much the same movie as the incredible "Mirage Man". Except not Chilen and not not starring Woody Harrelson. I think this one is actually Canadian, but it could have easily taken place in Detroit. Were you aware that Detroit sucks? Were you aware that this movie made me cry a little bit? Well, consider yourself aware-ed. Ghtmare, I know, but give this one a try if you've got the mental b...
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GET MUMMY: January 2010
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Monday, January 25, 2010. DON'T STEREOTYPE MY THING, YO. Different strokes, I guess. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). It ain't Easter but Peep this shit:. 1 girl 2 wheels 3 countries. Burdens of the Most Bestest. Halfway across the world. Italians Do It Better. Synapse Ramblings From the Cyberverse. Two holes are better than one. We eat so many shrimp. 191;Que Hace a Carrie? DONT STEREOTYPE MY THING, YO. View my complete profile.
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GET MUMMY: THIS MY SHIT
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Monday, January 3, 2011. Aight so here it is, my official New Year's resolution is to try. In other news i picked up some truly dope boxsets at a sale today. Look forward (at some point this year, anyway) to reviews of some lesser-known shit by notoriously Japanese-film-hating Japanese filmmaker Nagisa Oshima and the absurdly sprawling Fassbinder adaptation of Berlin Alexanderplatz. That is the worst last name. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). It ain't Easter but Peep this shit:. Italians Do It Better.
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GET MUMMY: March 2010
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Monday, March 8, 2010. ILL SHIT, SONS. Some ill shit has gone down and continues to go down over this past weekend and this shitty week of midterms, so I haven't had much time for or interest in updating. But rest assured that I will soon fire off a review of this total fucking gem. This is some next level shit. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). It ain't Easter but Peep this shit:. 1 girl 2 wheels 3 countries. Burdens of the Most Bestest. Halfway across the world. Italians Do It Better. We eat so many shrimp.
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GET MUMMY: January 2011
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Sunday, January 23, 2011. More like "Tell Me Everything." You may as well go ahead and throw a bongo in my hand and give me a Red-hearted firecrotch. To verbally abuse, because this movie's got some 'splaining to do! A brief list of questions: 1) who did it? 2) what did they do? 3) why did they do it? And 5) wait. what? Almost convinced the world that Vin Diesel isn't dumb and Tom Hanks isn't a pansy. In completely unrelated news, I can't stop listening to this Jeff the Brotherhood album. This song i...
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GET MUMMY: April 2010
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Saturday, April 17, 2010. There is no good reason for a 28-year-old man to get as shamefully inebriated as I did last night. My last semi-clear memory is walking into Aladdin's sometime between the hours of 1 and 2 am. The guy at the counter took one look at me and said "you can't bring that bike in here" to which I responded "what if I just bring my bike in here. And soy milk. Why are there ants on the television? Why is one sock on the porch? Why is my girlfriend in such a great mood? Did we have sex?
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GET MUMMY: August 2009
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009. THIS WEEK IN NETFLIX. A few months ago my girlfriend decided to dye her hair blonde. If you know my girlfriend then you know that she is already a tall curvaceous beauty with huge tits, a full shapely bottom, drool-inducing thighs and stunning facial features. Also, fuck you; don't talk to my girlfriend. She also tends to tan. Wednesday, August 5, 2009. Black Milk - Tronic. Royce da 5'9" - Bar Exam 2. Guilty Simpson - Ode to the Ghetto. Elzhi - The Preface. This is sort of che...
