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Food Jokes - Funny Jokerr

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THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. check it out these actual cases. Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask. Still think you're having a bad day? A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. Th...His w...

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Military Jokes - Funny Jokerr

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Who va redin dis is sad men even if gal. A comenzado la misa. Algunos conversaban bajito, otros rezaban. De repente, se aparece el diablo frente a la congregaci? N Todos salen disparados en estado de p? Nico Todos, menos un viejito que ni se movi? El diablo le clav? Una mirada fulminante preguntando:. No me tienes miedo? Va, estuve casado con tu hermana por cuarenta a? S simply the best feeling he had ever experienced, it was truly a success! I could do it every day! My wife was going to leave me if I di...

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Men Jokes - Funny Jokerr

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Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line? And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here.". Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month? Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques - visualization, association - it made a huge difference for me." "That's great! What was the name of the clinic? You mean a rose?

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Knock Knock Jokes - Funny Jokerr

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Cugat to love my jokes! Knock Knock Who's there? Walt till your father gets home! Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's there? Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies! Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's there? Warner you coming out to play! Knock knock. Who's there? Why are you so Excited? Knock Knock Who's there? Cathy the the doorbell, it's too dark out here! Knock Knock Who's there? Cecil have music whereever she goes! Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's there?

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Family Jokes - Funny Jokerr

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Cried the lawyer, pointing to the large male bear, all the while visions of lawsuits from his friend's family lagged in the back of his mind. He just had to save his friend. The sheriff looked at the two bears, and without batting an eye, leveled his rifle, took careful aim, and SHOT THE FEMALE. "What did you do that for! Exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the other one! Exactly," replied the sheriff, "Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you the Czech was in the male? I go to the top of the stairs a...

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Animal Jokes - Funny Jokerr

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10 The dog chewed through my monitor cable and now I can't read my e-mail.9. I type with the two-finger "hunt 'n peck" system and spend all my time "hunting".8. I have a rare disease, "Terminal Procrastination".7. You mean my PC can really reply to your Mac? Exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the other one! Exactly," replied the sheriff, "Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you the Czech was in the male? Dear God, what are they doing with them? I get a hold of myself and tell myself that I am an adu...

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Job Jokes - Funny Jokerr

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Una pareja llega con el ginec? Doctor, creo que mi mujer est? Dico la chequea y afirma:. No, no est? No se preocupe, s? Lo que digo, son s? S de algunos a? Os, el se? Or estaba caminando con un ni? O vestido de marinerito y se encuentra con el m? Ste lo saluda muy atentamente y le pregunta:. Ste es su hijo? Dr, pero para Ud. debe ser un pedo vestido de marinerito". Exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the other one! Little Old Lady: "No, I didn't."Defense Lawyer: "Why not? Little Old Lady: "It felt go...

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Dating Jokes - Funny Jokerr

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13 Tom Cruise Control. 12 Spare tire compartment contains a skirt with a long slit to attract potential tire-changing good Samaritans hoping to get lucky. 11 The mirror reads, "Asses in mirror appear smaller because they *really are* smaller. It's not an optical illusion. And you look totally smokin' in those khakis.". 10 Whenever an unattractive man turns the ignition, the engine doesn't start and a voice states, "It's not you, it's me.". 8 Out: lumbar support. In: emotional support. My girlfriend came ...

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Celebrety Jokes - Funny Jokerr

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Is this guy a salesman? He could sign Paris Hilton up for a dating service. Current Proceedings 'Not Long Enough,' News Outlets Argue. On the eve of closing arguments in the Michael Jackson child-molestation trial, a coalition of the major all-news networks has asked the judge in the case for a new trial, claiming that the current legal proceedings were "not long enough.". In response to the networks' request, the judge in the case, Superior Court Judge Rodney S. Melville, issued a terse response: "I...

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Holiday Jokes - Funny Jokerr

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What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack! The day after Christmas a mounted Police Officer sees a young boy riding a bike. He stops the boy and asks, "Did Santa Claus bring you that bike? The little boy looked really sad. As the police officer remounted his horse the little boy asked him, "Did Santa Claus bring you that horse? What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot! 1 No known species of reindeer can...