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slalom-speaking: You can stick your Magna Carta up your arse

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Careering about 'twixt outrage and the outlandish. Thursday, June 12, 2008. You can stick your Magna Carta up your arse. 8220;We are the worst in the west! We are the worst in the west! We can lock people up without charge for up to 42 days! We have beaten Magna Carta! We have beaten habeas corpus, a cornerstone of democracy! The Barons, the Whigs, Emmeline Pankhurst, Henry Hunt, the Chartists, William Morris, Lord Steyn – we have beaten them all. We have beaten them all! James Somersett, can you hear me?

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slalom-speaking: February 2008

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Careering about 'twixt outrage and the outlandish. Tuesday, February 12, 2008. Water lot of nonsense! Which, like the Teatool(TM), is so stupid that I suspect there is actually an office full of people dedicated to thinking this rubbish up and then emailing me about it to keep me occupied. But look, here's a photo! This is actually and metaphorically taking the piss. What was even funnier was the other link. Pervert, you), for example. Labels: bored beyond measure at work AGAIN. The inventor, Dr Martin A...

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slalom-speaking: October 2007

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Careering about 'twixt outrage and the outlandish. Sunday, October 21, 2007. Billionaire writer and celebrity M.I.L.F. J.K. Rowling has revealed. That Professor Dumbledore, the principal bibliomancer of the Harry Potter saga, is gay. In a curious Moebius strip trail of self-congratulation, the usual suspects [Peter 'actually straight' Tatchell, for example] emerged during the week to applaud this retro-active character development. Growling gushed to fans. THAT would have been great. Not 'a character...

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slalom-speaking: Too much monkey business

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Careering about 'twixt outrage and the outlandish. Friday, February 20, 2009. Too much monkey business. A New York Post. Cartoon suggesting that Washington's "inept" attempts to save the world from fiduciary catastrophe may not be up to much has caused a certain amount of disquiet at its perceived racist undertones. A swift apology. Followed from the Post, who nonetheless seemed a bit baffled by the vehement criticism of what they saw as a topical reference. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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The Dog'sbody Dreadnought: August 2007

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Sunday, August 26, 2007. To make matters worse(r). I have of late- but. Wherefore I know not- lost all my mirth, forgone all. Custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily. With my disposition that this goodly frame, the. Earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most. Excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave. O'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted. With golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to. Me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. How noble in reason!

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The Dog'sbody Dreadnought: April 2008

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008. Perhaps my malaise had simply reached a tolerable level? I'll try and explain:. This feeling of sheer and utter despair forced my hand somewhat, and a mist the depressive stupor I somehow made a weary trek to an old haunt of mine, the local art and crafts shop and in a desperate attempt to put a halt to the laborious rut I have found myself entrenched in. I purchased several items quickly and hurried out of the shop to start my masterpieces. My work continued exactly the same a...

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The Dog'sbody Dreadnought: False Contentment

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008. Perhaps my malaise had simply reached a tolerable level? I'll try and explain:. This feeling of sheer and utter despair forced my hand somewhat, and a mist the depressive stupor I somehow made a weary trek to an old haunt of mine, the local art and crafts shop and in a desperate attempt to put a halt to the laborious rut I have found myself entrenched in. I purchased several items quickly and hurried out of the shop to start my masterpieces. My work continued exactly the same a...

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The Dog'sbody Dreadnought: Each to their own Eddie. (RIP Dom Deluise)

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Wednesday, May 06, 2009. Each to their own Eddie. (RIP Dom Deluise). As I walked up the steep flight of stairs upon returning to my office from my lunch break, my thoughts turned to the sight I had encountered whilst taking a walk in the nearby surroundings of my place of work. . Trudging back up the office stairs, with my sore knee and winter coat I couldn't shake this image from my mind. Was it an impromptu visit? Was it some form of treat? Or were they regulars? 8221; he said affably. Can You See The ...

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The Dog'sbody Dreadnought: Landlords' Idiot Son (Birthday Part 2)

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Friday, May 01, 2009. Landlords' Idiot Son (Birthday Part 2). He alluded to the fact that the grass on our lawn, if you can call it that, needed cutting and asked if he could plug in the lawn mower into one of our power sockets. We of course reside in the top floor flat, making this request impossible. I resisted from calling him a dick head. No sooner had he started when it started to rain, however to my surprise and much to his credit, the landlord’s son persevered with this long over due task. He had ...