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That's not what I've heard: June 2008

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Monday, June 16, 2008. Dreams and reality go together like Britney Spears and The Flaming Lips. Before I go any further, has anyone else noticed that the. Beginning of Are you A Hypnotist? By The Flaming Lips sounds uncannily to Lucky by Britney Spears? Ok, it’s just me. Major or minuet, it’s been very easy for me to just say, “I guess the Lord has something bigger for me”. I think I cheapen myself and the work of the Lord by just saying that. Wednesday, June 4, 2008. The wheelchair or the lawnmower?

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That's not what I've heard: January 2009

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009. Have you met Ted? There are only a couple of television shows that I will recommend. Friends. Are You Afraid of the Dark. Gossip Girl. Rock of Love. Sex and the City. Lost. All of this to say, I didn't publicly endorse a politician in 2008. But for 2009, I will campaign the crap of out this show. So do yourself a favor and watch The Great NPH on Saturday Night Live this Saturday, or I'll punch you in the face. Labels: How I Met Your Mother. Monday, January 5, 2009. Jay Wilson, t...

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That's not what I've heard: September 2008

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Friday, September 5, 2008. Adam Brody. Yes Please! The OC makes things look so easy. I mean, they make relationship drama look so easy and very appealing. I will take some drama if it means I end up with Seth Cohen at the end of the day. If you know what I mean. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Adam Brody. Yes Please! View my complete profile. That's what she said. Hard to Find a Friend.

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That's not what I've heard: August 2008

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Thursday, August 7, 2008. Funny things you say. Last week my sister, Megan, called and our conversation went mostly like this:. Ashley, Ben Folds is not the same as Ben Folds Five right? Is this a real question? Yeah, it's just a coincidence, right? Being serious. The Ben Folds is the same as in the Ben Folds in Ben Folds Five.". I thought you said once bleh blah blerg but I thought you said once blerg bleh blah". Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Funny things you say. View my complete profile.

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That's not what I've heard: July 2008

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008. Because of Natalie Dee, I am posting about a dream I have on many occasions but not as much lately. Friday, July 18, 2008. When you have an office job. And the first thing you want to do is update your Plurk! This is not something that you want to see. Now who am I going to inform that I woke up with an old Girl Scouts song in my head? I promise that I will do a real post soon. There is a post brewing in me, but I want to be in the right mind before I sit down and start typing.

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That's not what I've heard: Shit Happens

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Friday, January 2, 2009. I live in downtown Atlanta. Grant Park to be more specific. This morning, I walked outside. Car was there. The windows were all windowed. As I used my fancy keyless entry I realized that I’ve been pooped on. The birds of Grant Park attacked my car with poop. POOP! If I was driving the good ol’ falling-apart-no-door-handle-Corolla, I would of shrugged off and went on with my day. Today, I was pissed! My beautiful still smells like new car was pooped on! It only cost you, your time!

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That's not what I've heard: Have you met Ted?

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009. Have you met Ted? There are only a couple of television shows that I will recommend. Friends. Are You Afraid of the Dark. Gossip Girl. Rock of Love. Sex and the City. Lost. All of this to say, I didn't publicly endorse a politician in 2008. But for 2009, I will campaign the crap of out this show. So do yourself a favor and watch The Great NPH on Saturday Night Live this Saturday, or I'll punch you in the face. Labels: How I Met Your Mother. Oh God, I love it too! View my complet...

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That's not what I've heard: Five Eyes Not Five Guys

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Monday, December 22, 2008. Five Eyes Not Five Guys. Yesterday, after 8 hours of my left eye being blurry and everything not really feeling right, I decided to investigate what the crap was going on. I thought it was weird anyway since they were brand new contacts. When I took my contact out, I realized I got two for the price of one. I had 2 contacts in my left eye. TWO CONTACTS. I used to make contact lenses. True story. I worked in a contact lens lab. December 22, 2008 at 4:30 PM. That's what she said.

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That's not what I've heard: Thank You Jay Wilson

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Monday, January 5, 2009. Thank You Jay Wilson. I started my year off right. I slept until noon, I cleaned my room, I watched The Biggest Loser Marathon from beginning to end and I went to the gym. The category was ‘Occupational Wear’. The question seemed to be right up my alley along the lines of useless information and celebrities. The question was,. 8220;Though Ashton Kutcher sported this hat, basically a mesh-back ball cap, it did not have a long haul of trendiness.”. The answer is fishing hat!

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That's not what I've heard: May 2008

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Friday, May 30, 2008. There's only so much that I can do on the internet. Perez Hilton and Dlisted. Don't update enough for me to be entertained for the last 3 hours of work. You can only drool over a Marc Jacobs bag on his Web site for so long that your keys are getting all wet. Not enough people have new albums on Flcikr. To keep me entertained. I need new Web sites to look at. Or maybe I just need to work more. But I am still in training so really there isn't anything to do. Sex and the City. Google h...