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Technicolor Yawning: August 2013

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Saturday, August 31, 2013. Miley Cyrus and the VMAs. Everyone else is putting their 2 cents in and I'm going to do the same. Because I've been pondering this whole event way more than I probably should. In no particular order. 1 Who in the ever loving fuck gives a fucking shit? She is far from the first woman to strip down to her undies and gyrate on stage. It's such a non-event these days. YAWN. 2 Do you think your condemnation bothers her? 3 So that's "twerking"? 7 Miley is not a damned role model for ...

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Technicolor Yawning: February 2013

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Thursday, February 7, 2013. It's Been Awhile.And it Might Be Awhile Longer. This is going to be the most worthless of posts. Be warned. Things over in Plus Size Momma World are a bit hectic. I have been diagnosed with a sleep disorder which I will tell you all about soon I'm sure. I know I know, how will you ever wait? I need to get my snark back. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Its Been Awhile.And it Might Be Awhile Longer. The white gold rush: Why Chinese shoppers are going all-out for foreign formula.

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Technicolor Yawning: May 2013

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Tuesday, May 21, 2013. So the best most perfect man for me finally decided I was the best most perfect gal for him and asked me to marry him. Despite the length of time it took him to get it done, I am thrilled. LOL. I'm still debating on whether or not I want to blog about the wedding planning because there are a jillion and 1 wedding planning blogs out there. For now I will just tell you the story of the fantastical proposal. So I have a beautiful proposal and the photos to go with it. 1: Weren't they ...

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Technicolor Yawning: September 2013

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Wednesday, September 18, 2013. F* * Thank You Cards. Here is a post where I really show what a crass, rude, heartless nasty bitch I really am. I despise thank you cards. Like I really fucking hate them. Thank Yous for other occasions, if you are given a gift and you thank the person then and there why on earth do you need to send them another thank you? Now if someone mails you gift, it's probably appropriate to mail them a thank you. Because you didn't have the opportunity to thank them in person. Last ...

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Technicolor Yawning: July 2013

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Friday, July 19, 2013. No One Can Wound You Like a Toddler. My eldest four children will be going to spend the next week with their paternal predecessor. While I am letting Matt know this #5 pipes up with. I want to go to my dad's house too". Hey kiddo, you live with your dad.". Matt picks him up and tries to help him understand the situation. Where do I live? Monday, July 15, 2013. Found on My Walk. A douche bottle, complete with nozzle. FOR REAL? Lest you think I only find awful things I did find a cou...

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Technicolor Yawning: January 2014

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Saturday, January 4, 2014. I Know Why Teenagers Hide. First off relax this is not any sort of serious post. It was the best title I came up with whilst trying to blog with 6 kids and 2 dogs running amok. And if you're going to make some asshole comment about 'tending my house' just shut the fuck up OK? We arranged ourselves innocently enough as to not spook him right away. Matt sat in his chair with a cup of coffee and I pretended to search the web when we called him down. Come here for a minute. Me: And...

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Technicolor Yawning: The Jalapeno That Inspired a Playlist

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Thursday, October 9, 2014. The Jalapeno That Inspired a Playlist. So, there I was, minding my own business standing in my upstairs hallway when I started to have this sensation around my nether bits that was a bit warm. You know that contrast they put in your IV for a CATscan, that sort of warm in the nether bits feeling. That feeling lasted long enough for me to think "HMM, What is happening? Before it felt like my vagina had turned into a fire breathing dragon. Fire and Rain - James Taylor. Eyes on Fir...

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Technicolor Yawning: August 2012

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Friday, August 10, 2012. I got this in the mail today. I am so freaking excited. I may have dug it out with a butter knife. This was such a fun item. The candle smelled great. The ring fits and is super pretty. It's a made in china probably worth $10 one but still a good time. I highly recommend these! FTR I wasn't solicited or paid to post this. I just thought it was a really really fun thing. Wednesday, August 8, 2012. You see those stick figures? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Safer Midwifery for Michigan.

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Technicolor Yawning: October 2013

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Thursday, October 31, 2013. Pregnancy and Infant Loss Awareness. I wish I could write more. I wish I had more powerful words with which to convey my message. Please on this last day of Pregnancy and Infant Loss Awareness month take time to think about this reality. Take time to talk with someone else about this. Hold these families in your heart. Remember the lost children. They are still a part of the families left behind. . Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Pregnancy and Infant Loss Awareness.