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Great Scott!: February 2012
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Wednesday, February 08, 2012. Chevron Unveils Plans To Take Over Earth. Have you ever seen one of those awful Peta videos that makes you never want to eat meat again? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I don't like the news, so I write my own. Everything you read here is satire. None of it is real. Or is it? You decide. All music is for sampling purposes only. Got a question, comment, or both? Send it along to: scott.towler@yahoo.com. View my complete profile. Fans of Great Scott! More from the Interweb.
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Chumpchange: March 2011
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It's not what it looks like! Thursday, March 31, 2011. Found an old gem. I can't even explain how hyped this used to get me. Wednesday, March 30, 2011. I've been all up in the blog scene lately. Catching some shade on Cody's. Getting action over at melody's. Gettin fed on giselle's. Getting amused on giselle's. Getting photoshopped at catface. And deep thinking over at SuchLuck. Tuesday, March 29, 2011. First Post with my new cammy. Sent me a new camera! Scott was spot searching. We all got tricks. But t...
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Great Scott!: July 2014
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Friday, July 18, 2014. Friday Video Free For All! Happy weekend, chitlins! Thought I would share a video I wrote and directed for our team over at Better Ads. This week. If you look closely you just might see me as well. We had a lot of fun making this, and wish a big thanks to Kara McNally and Kelli Jordan for joining our team this week. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I don't like the news, so I write my own. Everything you read here is satire. None of it is real. Or is it? View my complete profile.
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Great Scott!: 5 Dangerous Foods You Should Like Totally Never Eat
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Friday, December 19, 2014. 5 Dangerous Foods You Should Like Totally Never Eat. Have you read enough op-ed pieces chastising American eating habits to make you puke? Are you tired of Huffington Post judging seemingly every decision you make? Sure, finger sandwiches sound delicious. Especially when paired with some British people and a copy of Wuthering Heights. But let's be real here: who actually wants to eat a severed human hand between two pieces of bread? Why Is There A Wolf On My Watermelon? They pu...
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Great Scott!: October 2011
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Monday, October 17, 2011. NBC Ahead Of Pack With Short Series Orders. Now, however, it seems that America is finally taking a cue (or is it queue? From our mother nation. The frontrunner, NBC, has made the BBC's mantra their own in recent years creating several shows that complete their season (and many times series) run in 6 episodes- or less! 100 Questions, The Cape, Kings, Trauma, The Listener. Will we meet the whole cast finally? Will the story make any sense at all ever? Talk about a cliff hanger!
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Great Scott!: January 2012
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Thursday, January 26, 2012. Starbucks To Offer Beer, Other Products. On the heels of their big announcement a few days ago,. But here's the genius of that: the sooner you leave the sooner they can serve more customers. This equates to more business and thus should earn the 'Bucks a few billion extra dollars at the end of the fiscal year. Who does #2 work for? Tastes just like chicken.and coffee! Friday, January 06, 2012. Glove Ramsay Officially Announces Candidacy for President. Let's just say you'd have...
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Great Scott!: November 2013
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Friday, November 22, 2013. Has Dog Bullying Gone Too Far? And the Dog Shaming Tumblr. Site exist purely to bully the animals we claim to love. And it doesn't stop there. Countless lists. Have popped up online as well, culling the "best of" dog shaming and putting it in one convenient place so that even the most passive bullies can fuel their hate. All this content has many folks wondering if dog bullying has gone too far. I mean, what's next? Do you hear how ridiculous that sounds? Subscribe to: Posts (A...
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Great Scott!: The Biogenesis Rabbit Hole Goes Deeper as Players Attempt to Speed Evolution
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Tuesday, July 23, 2013. The Biogenesis Rabbit Hole Goes Deeper as Players Attempt to Speed Evolution. Well, Major League Baseball, you've done it again: you've managed to rebuild your credibility only to completely obliterate it less than a decade later. The phrase "Hulk SMASH! Brother of Kid. Or was it Play? Tongue numbness is a common side effect of being an idiot. Figure 7, Biogenesis' unfinished symphony. Wouldn't we be obligated, as a society, to enhance our own lives with this knowledge? One fan wo...
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Great Scott!: July 2013
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Tuesday, July 23, 2013. The Biogenesis Rabbit Hole Goes Deeper as Players Attempt to Speed Evolution. Well, Major League Baseball, you've done it again: you've managed to rebuild your credibility only to completely obliterate it less than a decade later. The phrase "Hulk SMASH! Brother of Kid. Or was it Play? Tongue numbness is a common side effect of being an idiot. Figure 7, Biogenesis' unfinished symphony. Wouldn't we be obligated, as a society, to enhance our own lives with this knowledge? One fan wo...
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Great Scott!: August 2011
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Wednesday, August 31, 2011. HGTV Cave House Sweepstakes. Are you a fan of minimalism and modern design? Do you like natural elements like wood, stone, water and earth? Would you like a free house designed by the all-star cast of "designers" from HGTV? Have you been reading these rhetorical questions to yourself, each one progressively louder and more intense than the last? Then you'll love the first annual HGTV Cave House giveaway! Do you feel yourself slowly starting to lose your identity? Email HGTV an...