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Scripps Honours First Winner with Spelling Fail « There's Your Karma, Ripe As Peaches
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Mar 24, 2011. Scripps Honours First Winner with Spelling Fail. 8220;The word is ‘nation’.”. 8220;Nation. May I have the language of origin, please? I love ironies – even when they’re as weak and lame as this. Likely with typo corrected). Proper spelling kicked the bucket too. If one of their contestants had done this, the kid would’ve already killed himself. Enter your email address:. On Conscious Men: It’s Time for Men to Apologise. Mike on Conscious Men: It’s Time for Men to Apologise.
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Hank Steinbrenner Doesn’t Know How Baseball Works « There's Your Karma, Ripe As Peaches
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Feb 24, 2011. Hank Steinbrenner Doesn’t Know How Baseball Works. Public Acts of Fuckery must be in the Steinbrenner genes because after two years of calm, Hank Steinbrenner is back to take his father’s mantle as a fat, epically ignorant windbag with no hope of redemption. Derek Jeter. What a jerk. For an encore, Steinbrenner took aim at MLB’s revenue sharing programme. Noting that the Yankees expect 2010 luxury tax payments to total about $130 million. Honestly, he. This, coming from someone who inherite...
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Iranian Twats: Olympics Have a Zionist Agenda « There's Your Karma, Ripe As Peaches
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Mar 2, 2011. Iranian Twats: Olympics Have a Zionist Agenda. The Iranian National Olympic Committee threatened to boycott the 2012 Olympics because its secretary-general just realised that its logo, which was revealed in 2007, can be rearranged to spell the word “Zion”. Zion is a biblical term for Jerusalem, and, by extension, the Biblical land of Israel. And veiled Zionist conspiracies, as you know, are racist – not to mention, totally rude. 8221; the Iranian government wrote in a letter to the IOC.
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Captain Crunch Made CC Sabathia Extra Fat « There's Your Karma, Ripe As Peaches
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Feb 16, 2011. Captain Crunch Made CC Sabathia Extra Fat. Yet more proof that baseball players are the most poorly conditioned, half ass athletes in the sporting world has emerged, with Yankees’ ace CC Sabathia revealing that he lost 25 pounds by cutting Cap’n Crunch out of his diet. Apparently, a nutritionist has helped him go from 315 to 290, the weight listed on his baseball card. It took a nutritionist to tell him this was a bad idea? Are you fucking kidding? Too true. There’s no reason for ...Basebal...
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Arsenal Gunners: Men or Boys? « There's Your Karma, Ripe As Peaches
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Mar 8, 2011. Arsenal Gunners: Men or Boys? Or will it even matter? Tonight, we head into Camp Nou – a place that paralyses the will - for our Champions League duet with Barca, and I only know two things for sure:. 1 We have a 2-1 advantage. 2 That’s not nearly enough. The pessimist, rather, the realist in me, who has watched Arsenal piss away chance after chance in league and cup play, is pretty sure this match is over before it even begins. 8221; “Yes.”. At least he’s honest. Arsenal 2, Barca 2. 2 Arsen...
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Blake Griffin: Yeah, And? « There's Your Karma, Ripe As Peaches
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Feb 21, 2011. Blake Griffin: Yeah, And? I missed the Slam Dunk Contest on Saturday night but couldn’t avoid the global hysteria over Blake Griffin’s winning dunk. Hearing that someone dunked a basketball after jumping over a car was something I couldn’t even fathom, and then I saw it. I don’t mean to be so contrary, but seriously? This is what millions are so hyped up about? Have the dunks gotten so lame that this is what counts is show-stopping these days? That was a bullshit popularity contest. Well he...
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Jalen Rose: Duke Recruits Uncle Toms « There's Your Karma, Ripe As Peaches
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Mar 10, 2011. Jalen Rose: Duke Recruits Uncle Toms. It may come as a shock but I’m not all depressed and ruined over Arsenal’s Champions League exit to Barca on Tuesday. Instead, I’m livid. Completely aggrieved. And you know what? In other news, when former NBA and scUM baller Jalen Rose was 18, he thought Duke recruited Uncle Toms. Is it worth pointing out that 18 year old Jalen couldn’t have told you the origin of the term Uncle Tom, thus illustrating exactly why he wasn’t Duke material? Rose also seem...
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Thom Yorke is a Single Lady « There's Your Karma, Ripe As Peaches
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Feb 22, 2011. Thom Yorke is a Single Lady. I’m your typical Radiohead fan, which means I regard their songs as religious experiences, proclaim their superiority to anyone who will listen (and anyone who won’t), and have no trouble dropping 30 on new album packages before listening to a single note. In other words, I’m a pretentious twat of a music snob who judges you based on your iTunes library. I sorta hate you for putting this in my head but hilarious nonetheless. I’m still waiting for an articl...