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So when we come to Sydney can we stay at yours? Oh Sure. Well, actually there are a number of awesome hotels just a two minute walk from my house. I’ve just emailed you a bunch of links. Have a look! Am happy to book any of them for you. But, yeah, of course you are welcome to stay at mine, if you really want to. You were welcome to stay in my uterus for nine months, and then my house for 17 years. But I understand, a week at your apartment might be a bit … much. :). Fuck off. Love you – M. Tell that hus...
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SO your whorney » Postcards From Yo Momma
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Laquo; Wigs N’ Fun Buttons. It was mean, I wanted my mom! I dreamt that i was making out with jim halpert last night. I had the same dream. I think it’s the way he kisses pam. You did not have the same dream. Not last night…but in the past. I sware… i didnt want to wake up. Posted on 04.03.2009 at 11:30 am. Leave a Comment ». April 3, 2009 at 1:56 pm. I just figured she was a poor speller. April 3, 2009 at 3:30 pm. I’ve had the same dream. April 3, 2009 at 6:33 pm. Who is Jim Halpert? I’m glad you ...
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Moms Gone Wild » Postcards From Yo Momma
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Laquo; Never Too Old to Wear a Hat. What’s the 411? Backstory: Mom went to a raunchy NYC bachelorette party for a friend’s daughter. She told me this type of thing didn’t exist when she got married in the 70s. Posted on 05.05.2009 at 9:10 am. Leave a Comment ». Gotta watch out for that Wild Turkey. May 5, 2009 at 10:35 am. Is that what they’re calling it these days? May 5, 2009 at 11:37 am. Wow, mom even has her own entourage! May 5, 2009 at 9:18 pm. May 5, 2009 at 10:33 pm. May 9, 2009 at 1:05 pm. We st...
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new years » Postcards From Yo Momma
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New Year’s Cleaning. Was going to get in the shower, put pjs in the wash. decided to vacuum the house… in socks and Birkenstocks. (you are welcome for that picture! Have added a scarf to my cleaning ensemble. Yes, and hit one on the door… ouch! Posted on 01.02.2013 at 11:00 am. Happy New Year… Two Weeks Late. Ok, I have a question and i need you to a) not be a brat about it and b) not be nice for the sake of being nice. Is it too late to send out Happy New Year cards? You answered so fast! I know this ca...
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Too Young for Nail Polish » Postcards From Yo Momma
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Laquo; New Year’s Cleaning. Too Young for Nail Polish. Backstory: I recently attended a work party with my husband where we were told we looked too young to have three kids. You think you are too young looking to have 3 kids? I got some nail polish remover today and was asked for ID! Had to be over 18 to buy it! You have nothing on your mother! Posted on 01.04.2013 at 11:00 am. Leave a Comment ». January 10, 2013 at 1:06 am. Some Unpleasant Unavoidable truth Relating To Your Amazing japan Goals. My grand...
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Skin Care Secrets » Postcards From Yo Momma
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Laquo; Gift Peepin’. New Year’s Cleaning. Hi, I’ve got 3 white spots on my face. Bummer. I will inspect on Saturday. I know. You will have to help. Please don’t make me squeeze them. I had a little pick. I have never had them before. I will look them up on the internet. They might be milia. I get them all the time and they’re like little waxy beads under the skin. Nice. I don’t care what they’re called I want to get rid of the little buggers. Posted on 12.17.2012 at 11:00 am. Leave a Comment ». Just want...
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New Year’s Cleaning. Was going to get in the shower, put pjs in the wash. decided to vacuum the house… in socks and Birkenstocks. (you are welcome for that picture! Have added a scarf to my cleaning ensemble. Yes, and hit one on the door… ouch! Posted on 01.02.2013 at 11:00 am. My grandma is always talking about all of these low-fat recipes she makes, then criticizes me for not slathering butter all over the bread when I make grilled cheese. On "Home Cookin’". What Mom Learned From AARP. 10 What Men Want.
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Found You a Boyfriend on Oprah » Postcards From Yo Momma
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Laquo; Best Present Ever. Mom’s Dope Style. Found You a Boyfriend on Oprah. Backstory: I came out to my mom this last summer and she is awfully curious when I’m going to be bringing home a boyfriend. Adam Lambert on Oprah – He is pretty cool. I would like him to be your boyfriend. He could pay your student loans! Oh my goodness mom. Oh come on… you know it’s a good idea. I could borrow his nail polish! Cute boyfriends with cosmetics should be an advantage for me! He should be so lucky to date you! 8220;H...
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BIOFREEZE WARNING!!!!!! » Postcards From Yo Momma
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Laquo; Words of Chicken Wisdom. How Gorg Is He? AFTER USING BIOFREEZE ON SORE JOINTS, WASH YOUR HANDS THOROUGHLY BEFORE WIPING YOUR BUTT. Posted on 07.25.2009 at 10:30 am. Leave a Comment ». This is one time you really need. To listen to your mother. The voice. Of experience is speaking. July 25, 2009 at 11:10 am. Was she wiping her butt with her hand? July 25, 2009 at 1:36 pm. July 25, 2009 at 7:29 pm. July 26, 2009 at 9:46 pm. Also be sure not to give anyone a hand job…. July 27, 2009 at 7:33 pm. Email...
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