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O.: October 2007
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Complete Randomness, Thoughts and What if's. Wednesday, October 31, 2007. Well, I guess I could post an actual scene I've been working on. It's a rought draft and there are bound to be typos. I don't know if I'l really post these, I haven't decided.could be weird. A very slim and fit women of 35 stands in front of a circle of chairs that are filled with overweight women). My name is Melinda and I would like to welcome you to the first day of your new life! Welcome to the program ladies! Mary-Beth: Okay, ...
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O.: August 2007
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Complete Randomness, Thoughts and What if's. Monday, August 27, 2007. Why do I see the same elderly gentlemen walking behind me every morning? How come I am fearful to carry a purse, even in daylight? I still need to buy an umbrella. God forbid I get caught in the rain. Why is the woman at the Lincoln park library a raging bitch? Why is my only proof of chicago identification a library card? And I will soon love it. Monday, August 6, 2007. He laughs and then says "Oh well.". People make me laugh.
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O.: February 2008
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Complete Randomness, Thoughts and What if's. Thursday, February 28, 2008. Mama Told Me Not To Come. Wednesday, February 27, 2008. Too Hot to Stop. Do you ever have those "hott" days? It's those days where you wake up feeling like a 5'8' Brazilian supermodel that just finished a 5k? You know those days? Those days are brilliant for a grand total of 3 hours. After about the 3 hour mark, some divine creation is notified that you think you're a fucking superstar. Monday, February 25, 2008. Some of the foules...
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O.: November 2007
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Complete Randomness, Thoughts and What if's. Friday, November 30, 2007. Did you see that! That wheelchair is practically on the stage! Monday, November 26, 2007. Dear Flight Attendants,. Or catch on fire? Or it could run into the airport? I would also like to apologize for when I asked if this was the newest edition of SkyMall Magazine. Yes, it was a jackass question. I am also deeply sorry for running up to the cockpit and banging on the door while screaming, "It's my birthday! Sunday, November 25, 2007.
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O.: March 2008
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Complete Randomness, Thoughts and What if's. Friday, March 21, 2008. Mother of the Year. You've been on the show for a while now and your kids don't have a babysitter? 1 She refers to her hair as a "weave". 2 She sounds like she has peanut butter in her mouth when she talks. 3 When she wants something she strips for it. 4 Her ass is the size of a MACK truck. Monday, March 17, 2008. I was shocked. Have you ever been down the Depends aisle? Sunday, March 16, 2008. Tuesday, March 11, 2008. I am falling for ...
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O.: June 2008
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Complete Randomness, Thoughts and What if's. Friday, June 20, 2008. That's when I had an outer body experience.what had my life come to where I was making decisions between two "chocolate" lotions. Were there real chunks of chocolate in them? Why does the woman in front of me resemble a carrot? Why are there playboy stickers in a cute basket? Why do all the tanning beds resemble space ships? Why am I here? Thursday, June 19, 2008. I came to the conclusion that it would suck. Monday, June 16, 2008. No wor...
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O.: Depend-able
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Complete Randomness, Thoughts and What if's. Monday, March 17, 2008. I immediately sized him up and estimated his age to be roughly 60. I suddenly felt awkward that I was behind this man who was clearly having some difficulty with his plumbing when I thought, "Oh my god. There are probably thousands of people, just like this man, walking around in Dpends diapers! I was shocked. Have you ever been down the Depends aisle? Kate Anderson : a babbling brook. Stuff White People Like. The Time Fades Away.
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O.: December 2007
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Complete Randomness, Thoughts and What if's. Saturday, December 29, 2007. A new pair of shoes. A memory foam mattress. Keisha can honestly get all of that? And then you are periodically updated via mail as to how Keishas doing. The letter makes no sense because she can't spell, so it reads,. The Crest Strips haves work nice. My mouth is white like snow fall. My tummy is now always full. Wednesday, December 19, 2007. Happy Birthday Big Guy. Tuesday, December 18, 2007. This Gift says "I love you". I bet th...
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O.: September 2007
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Complete Randomness, Thoughts and What if's. Thursday, September 27, 2007. Location: Chicago Public Library Lincoln Park Branch. On Wednesday evening I walked to the Library. Placed Barrel Fever, by David Sedaris into the return book slot and noticed that the two computers equipped with card catalogs were occupied. I roamed through the stacks for a while waiting for a computer to open up. 15 minutes later, the computers were still occupied. I approach the front desk,. Wednesday, September 26, 2007. S No ...