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How Life Tricks You Into Having a Second Child | Smells Like Babies
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The Newest Trend in Playing: Celebrity Tag. How Life Tricks You Into Having a Second Child. July 31, 2012. Life is sweet, right? Your 2.5 year old is going to the potty, learning. To pick up toys, helping you with dinner, and now verbally telling you every day how much they love you. Sexy times and date nights are a lot like it was before children. Most importantly, you can go out to a bar without having to pump your breasts with a mechanical suction machine of dubious sanitation when you get home. But s...
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The Newest Trend in Playing: Celebrity Tag | Smells Like Babies
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Concrete Vs. Grass. How Life Tricks You Into Having a Second Child →. The Newest Trend in Playing: Celebrity Tag. March 31, 2012. Every once in while, we venture to the Upper East Side of Manhattan. This weekend it was for a toddler swim class at Asphalt Green. During your turn.” (The capital italics are directly from the brochure). The celebrity who acts the most wasted, to the point where her body guards have to hold her up while the photographer scores a photo of her underwear, WINS! Your email addres...
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Jogging Strollers | Smells Like Babies
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Tag Archives: Jogging Strollers. Adventures with Jogging Strollers. February 17, 2012. Yeah I’m that New Yorker you hate with the giant jogging stroller. You’ll see green peppers and oranges rolling across your path just before my black and red Baby Jogger smashes your toe in narrow produce isles at grocerias. Or, you’ll … Continue reading →. Tricks of the Trade. Subscribe to the comments on this post.
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Newer posts →. Sick and Stuck Inside? Try This Toddler Project. January 25, 2012. Uuugggghhh. Sick with toddler. What could be worse? Maybe a hangover with a toddler? You are a MOM! Eat something. Again, you’ll need your energy. Sit on the couch with your eyes closed until husband leaves. What you’ll need:. An old oversized shirt for a smock. Subscribe to the comments on this post. Tricks of the Trade. Toddler History: Hitler and Potty Training. January 19, 2012. Oh, potty training. When to start? For ex...
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How Life Tricks You Into Having a Second Child. July 31, 2012. Life is sweet, right? Your 2.5 year old is going to the potty, learning to pick up toys, helping you with dinner, and now verbally telling you every day how much they love you. You and your spouse are in … Continue reading →. The Newest Trend in Playing: Celebrity Tag. March 31, 2012. Concrete Vs. Grass. March 23, 2012. March 13, 2012. Adventures with Jogging Strollers. February 17, 2012. Yeah I’m that New Yorker you hate with the giant...
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Celebrities | Smells Like Babies
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The Newest Trend in Playing: Celebrity Tag. March 31, 2012. Every once in while, we venture to the Upper East Side of Manhattan. This weekend it was for a toddler swim class at Asphalt Green. While membership at this club is astronomical for lowly Wash-Highers like us, their swim classes … Continue reading →. Tricks of the Trade. Subscribe to the comments on this post.
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Central Park | Smells Like Babies
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Tag Archives: Central Park. Adventures with Jogging Strollers. February 17, 2012. Yeah I’m that New Yorker you hate with the giant jogging stroller. You’ll see green peppers and oranges rolling across your path just before my black and red Baby Jogger smashes your toe in narrow produce isles at grocerias. Or, you’ll … Continue reading →. Tricks of the Trade. Subscribe to the comments on this post.
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Holidays | Smells Like Babies
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Ghosts of Valentine’s Past. February 14, 2012. When my husband and I first started long-distance dating, a friend of ours played some Rufus Wainwright for us one sunny and crisp October weekend in NYC. For some reason we both loved this really cheesy love song on his … Continue reading →. Retro Toys of Christmas Past. December 21, 2011. Chardonnay Makes Traveling with Toddler Fun! November 22, 2011. Teaching Your Little Candy Freak the True Meaning of Halloween. November 1, 2011. Tricks of the Trade.
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Parenting in NYC | Smells Like Babies
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Category Archives: Parenting in NYC. The Newest Trend in Playing: Celebrity Tag. March 31, 2012. Every once in while, we venture to the Upper East Side of Manhattan. This weekend it was for a toddler swim class at Asphalt Green. While membership at this club is astronomical for lowly Wash-Highers like us, their swim classes … Continue reading →. Concrete Vs. Grass. March 23, 2012. March 13, 2012. Adventures with Jogging Strollers. February 17, 2012. February 13, 2012. I am constantly amazed at how kid-fr...
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Concrete Vs. Grass | Smells Like Babies
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The Newest Trend in Playing: Celebrity Tag →. Concrete Vs. Grass. March 23, 2012. Hallways: Toddlers love to run in them. 8221; Then she irately jerked her way through the rest of the line of strollers and through the door, white frizzy hair and pock-marked jowls flying without swiping her Metrocard! A totally crazy wheelchair bitch on the run. I’d say, “only in New York” but I like to reserve that saying for more endearing Manhattan experiences…. Much to their mother’s horror, but how the hell els...
