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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta): Making Baby Jesus Cry
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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta). With more misinformation than Wikipedia! Monday, October 30, 2006. Making Baby Jesus Cry. So, I finally received my first Christian hate-mail. See second to last comment). Well, it's about bloody time! I mean, really. I've been working hard for over a year now to make this blog as religiously intolerant and offensive as I could, with descriptions of atheists eating the flesh of Christian babies. To blasphemous references to Jesus's milkshake. Things that piss me off. If you'...
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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta): Mike and Jamie: A Valentine's Day Lament
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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta). With more misinformation than Wikipedia! Wednesday, February 14, 2007. Mike and Jamie: A Valentine's Day Lament. And I don't mean, oops, I burnt my finger on the toaster, hot. I mean janitor in chemistry lab mistakes bucket of nitroglycerine for industrial cleaner and then, once he's finished mopping the floor, proceeds to light his cigarette, hot! Can you believe that? The poor bloke doesn't seem to have a clue! After being forced to listen to the above conversational equiv...
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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta): Pfizer's New Penis Advertising Campaign: Got Dick?
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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta). With more misinformation than Wikipedia! Wednesday, September 13, 2006. Pfizer's New Penis Advertising Campaign: Got Dick? Do you have problems sleeping? Are the many stresses of life getting you down? Then perhaps it’s time to try Penis. Penis now comes in a wide variety of shapes, sizes and flavours—including French vanilla, butter pecan, hazelnut and dark chocolate. All Penises are specially designed for easy insertion into the orifice of your choice. Penis: is it in you?
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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta): The Most Finalest Final Goodbye…Of Doom!
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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta). With more misinformation than Wikipedia! Wednesday, August 22, 2007. The Most Finalest Final Goodbye…Of Doom! Roughly two years ago—armed with nothing but a second-rate lap top, a hyperactive imagination and an unfulfilled sex-drive, I began this blog. Originally, it was supposed to chronicle my many (mis)adventures as a Nubian nerd living in Kilt-country. But it has turned. Out to be so much. But now I’m finally saying goodbye to Scotland! Happy trails, NN! It'd be a stretch.
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YOU WILL KISS THE PAN!!!: July 2005
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YOU WILL KISS THE PAN! Tuesday, July 05, 2005. You Shouldn't Listen to Crowds . . . and You Shouldn't Listen to Pans. When I sit here in front of my computer, usually high on whatever, I am always smoking cigarettes. Even though I empty my ashtray every once in a while, it seems to be perpetually overflowing with butts. Yet there also seems to be an indefinate capacity, as there is always room for one more butt no matter how full it gets. Posted by FistingChamp @ 3:05 PM 9 comments. Ready For The Fist.
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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta): Let's Get Re-acquainted
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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta). With more misinformation than Wikipedia! Monday, January 08, 2007. 1 Your first name? Shut up (or at least that's what I thought the first ten years of my life). 2 Were you named after anyone? Avery'. Hmmm, let me think. A brand of stationary? 3 What is the weather like right now? I live in Scotland. Enough said. 4 What are your favourite colours? Purple and Indigo. But my arch nemesis is Orange. I hate Orange! 5 What is your favourite type of food? 9 What is your shoe size?
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YOU WILL KISS THE PAN!!!: It Bakes, It Boils, It Frys, It Broasts, It Brakes, It Broils, and It Bribles!
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YOU WILL KISS THE PAN! Wednesday, June 29, 2005. It Bakes, It Boils, It Frys, It Broasts, It Brakes, It Broils, and It Bribles! I had begun to post what was intended to be a multi-part series on how I love the Japanese people in the OTHER blog, but I am going to bring it over here to KISS THE PAN! I feel that it is an appropriate transfer of material since Japanese culture has much more relevance to pans than fisting. Have I mentioned Handicapped wrestling? Jap Unconcerned Collapse Hulligan. Report from ...
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YOU WILL KISS THE PAN!!!: June 2005
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YOU WILL KISS THE PAN! Thursday, June 30, 2005. The Superpan Is Not Magical, It Will Burn You. So true. This post is dedicated to geekbird, who is unable to appreciate most forms of visual humor. Posted by FistingChamp @ 1:57 PM 1 comments. Wednesday, June 29, 2005. It Bakes, It Boils, It Frys, It Broasts, It Brakes, It Broils, and It Bribles! I feel that it is an appropriate transfer of material since Japanese culture has much more relevance to pans than fisting. Have I mentioned Handicapped wrestling?
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YOU WILL KISS THE PAN!!!: He's Gone Now Nancy. Now It's Just You, Me, and the Pan.
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YOU WILL KISS THE PAN! Wednesday, June 29, 2005. He's Gone Now Nancy. Now It's Just You, Me, and the Pan. Welcome to my blog away from home. It was suggested that I keep an additional blog in which fisting and other explicit content is omitted. So now you can enjoy FistingChamp without all that fisting! So keep stopping by for YOU WILL KISS THE PAN! There was no parking ticket! But this note wasn't threatening, at least I don't think it is. In fact, I don't have a clue as to what this note is really ...
