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Global warming? Climate change? | Dawn of the Almost Dead

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Dawn of the Almost Dead. February 6, 2014 at 1:39 pm ( News. OK, whatever you want to call it, fine. I call it weather and the earth has been doing weather a lot longer than we have been around. Yes, the weather/climate is changing. Surprised? So you say, “what a stupid idea. You can’t stop a tornado, it’s nature.” – so why is changing the climate easier? Now, settle down. The earth is not going to explode because we are driving a car to work. We have to live and much of our current energy techno...We ha...

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Discovery channels Mythbusters forum in one word: SUCKS | Dawn of the Almost Dead

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Dawn of the Almost Dead. Discovery channels Mythbusters forum in one word: SUCKS. March 23, 2010 at 3:46 pm ( Blogroll. If you want to have some fun, just post a message and wait a day for the little trolls to come out and start belittling the poster. No answers, no HI Welcome to the site, no information, just a bunch of dweebs setting in their moms basement masturbating to Kid Rock videos, eating Twinkies, and trolling posters to tell them they’re stupid. May 18, 2010 at 1:36 pm. Enter your comment here.

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Fart a lot? Naturally gassy or just have a lot of shit stained undies? Try NEW Fartbreze! | Dawn of the Almost Dead

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Dawn of the Almost Dead. Naturally gassy or just have a lot of shit stained undies? November 18, 2012 at 4:39 pm ( bizarre. Spray NEW Fartbreze in your shorts or panties and fight flatulence all day long — up to 12 hours of protection, depending on the volume of gas your ass produces. No more embarrassing elevator rides, because Fartbreze activates the second that shitty fart hits the fabric with its smell fighting coating of active anti-fart molecules. Want proof? Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Dick on Fat...

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Wal*Mart Greeters Will Kick Your Ass | Dawn of the Almost Dead

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Dawn of the Almost Dead. Wal*Mart Greeters Will Kick Your Ass. June 1, 2010 at 6:55 pm ( bizarre. WT FUCK is with Wal*Mart security? Cameras in the parking lots, ceilings, dressing rooms, bathrooms, floors, electrical outlets, your anus… security RFID tags, you name it, they got it. BUT, what is the last line of defense in the fortress of Chinese technology? Sam Walton doesn’t like kicking ass, but piss him off and you’ll be eating Wal*Mart tarmac. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here.

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Steak-umm Yum Yum Gag Gag Puke | Dawn of the Almost Dead

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Dawn of the Almost Dead. Steak-umm Yum Yum Gag Gag Puke. January 24, 2010 at 10:12 pm ( bizarre. Love the latest Steakumm commercial –The scene shows a family of four gathered around a nice dinner table in a standard plastic American kitchen the announcer proudly states “ Finally. We can tell the neighbors we’re having steak. For a truly horrible experience with wall splattering diarrhea, try to find Steakumm Hotpockets. It’s like capturing lighting in a toilet bowl. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Get every...

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WTFuck is it with Radio Shack and their goddamn batteries? | Dawn of the Almost Dead

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Dawn of the Almost Dead. WTFuck is it with Radio Shack and their goddamn batteries? April 23, 2010 at 1:11 pm ( Blogroll. Radio Shack used to be the nerds haven for all the crap that we used to purchase to make robots, electronic dice, speaker and dancing light controllers, etc. Now, the only fucking thing they seem to want to do is sell you their fucking batteries! Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. You are commenting using your T...

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Wendy’s yanks kids CD from it’s crappy meals. | Dawn of the Almost Dead

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Dawn of the Almost Dead. Wendy’s yanks kids CD from it’s crappy meals. June 15, 2010 at 3:02 pm ( bizarre. Wendy’s executives quickly pulled a CD from their kids crappy meal packs because someone complained about the lyrics of certain songs. How someone could complain about lyrics like Peter Gunz’ “. Niggers in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex’, and I love sex” and Cam’Ron’s. Is beyond comprehension. Who daa tank da r? Whitey is nothin don ya kno. Anonymous...

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Guypons by Tampax — it’s for a guy when he is experiencing that delicate time of the month. | Dawn of the Almost Dead

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Dawn of the Almost Dead. Guypons by Tampax — it’s for a guy when he is experiencing that delicate time of the month. June 7, 2010 at 6:19 pm ( bizarre. Well, it’s bound to happen fellas. Thanks to all the hairless douche bags that women seem to find irresistible, hair is out and manscaping is in. Thus new products can be introduced to the consumer (that’s us), that take full advantage of what is new (just like all the Ipod thingies you spend your money on.). When what do you do? So remember our slogan:.

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Mayo Bandit Caught Bonerniva Cum Bucket at Local Library Drop Box | Dawn of the Almost Dead

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Dawn of the Almost Dead. Mayo Bandit Caught Bonerniva Cum Bucket at Local Library Drop Box. June 15, 2010 at 3:15 pm ( Fake News. Gloria Butch Cassidy was captured after dumping a gallon of Bonerniva generated sperm in the local book drop off in Castro, MO. ‘Butch’ was wanted in several other dumpings around the city, including a monstrous 55 gallon barrel of Bonerniva jizz into the local Soup and Salad’s cottage cheese bin. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Tony’s Kansas City. S Coope...