mothergoddamn.livejournal.com
'heatcliff? it's a me cathy, come home now, so coollld' - don't look back all you'll ever get
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It's a me cathy, come home now, so coollld' - dont look back all youll ever get. Is the dust from the steps before. She jerked away from me like a startled fawn might, if I had a startled fawn and it jerked away from me. 29 July 2011 @ 09:11 pm. It's a me cathy, come home now, so coollld'. Every time I hear something new and douche like about Ryan Murphy, I fall harder in love. I blame Wuthering Heights. For warping my world view of men. Ergh, and Joseph is fandom. OH! Also, I read this. Yes, he does!
happy-hopper.livejournal.com
Gordon - happy_hopper
http://happy-hopper.livejournal.com/45599.html
Gordon - happy hopper. Jan 28th, 2008 08:56 pm. As well as us buns, mum has 2 things, she calls ginea pigs, one is called Gordon, and today she noticed he has a nasty sore thing on his back and has lost some fur in some places. She is very worried about him, as he is not eating much and is going to take him to the vets tomorrow. She thinks he may have something called mites, which she tells me they can sometimes get. 2008-01-28 10:40 pm (UTC). 2008-01-29 09:16 pm (UTC). Thanx I will get mum to try that.
miscarriage.livejournal.com
So..yeah - The Miscarriage Community
http://miscarriage.livejournal.com/658965.html
Soyeah - The Miscarriage Community. Jul 9th, 2012 07:47 pm. Im Emma. I was a member of this comm following my miscarriage in 2004 with another journal name. I just wanted to share something I wrote, I kind of wonder if its relatable. Maybe Im not crazy after all, you know? Obviously it might be upsetting but I dont think it needs any specific trigger warnings, please let me know if Im wrong. I need to explain this so someone can understand it. This is the fact that starts it all. In 2004, I was pregnant.
psychonoir.livejournal.com
sometimes work is good: psychonoir
http://psychonoir.livejournal.com/16681.html
Sometimes work is good. HiI've got a bit of a probelm, can I talk to someone about it? You can talk to me if you like. It's a bit embarrassing.". Don't worry, just take your time and tell me. WellI've been using my vibrator and I've started bleeding, I'm a bit concerned.". Ohwell, I'd love to help you but this is a mental health helpline. We don't really-. Oh, no, it all happened because of my mental health problems.". Post a new comment. We will log you in after post. We will log you in after post.
psychonoir.livejournal.com
Ring ring. Hello ,NamelessMentalHealthCharityHelpline? "Hello?" Hello…: psychonoir
http://psychonoir.livejournal.com/16463.html
Me head's bad, why is it? Wellwhen you say your head's bad, are you depressed? None of them, me head's bad.". Can you describe the feeling? I said me fuckin' head's bad! Okayyyyy.have you spoken to your doctor? DOCTOR.HAVE.YOU.SPOKEN.TO? Sowhy's me head bad? Well, I couldn't say without the results of a psychiatric assessment in front of me. As I don't have that I'm relying on you to explain what the probelm is so I can try and help you. Me head's bad.". Right, do you feel suicidal. Why is me head bad?
psychonoir.livejournal.com
Sarah has many problems. Her mental health is not among them. She is…: psychonoir
http://psychonoir.livejournal.com/15909.html
Sarah has many problems. Her mental health is not among them. She is 26, 30 stone, has two children and is obsessed with her ex-husband. So obsessed that she is using the money from her divorce settlement to have him followed by a priovate detetcive, she analyses every word he says to anyone including her children, aged five and three, andf she phones our service, a mental health helpline, to complain about him. Like, SIX TIMES A FUCKING DAY. SAMPLE CALLS FROM SARAH:. One of the stupid motherfuckers has ...
psychonoir.livejournal.com
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED: psychonoir
http://psychonoir.livejournal.com/17173.html
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED. 1 Schizophrenia - - Do You Hear What I Hear? 2 Multiple Personality Disorder - - We Three Kings Disoriented Are. 3 Dementia - - I Think I'll be Home for Christmas. 4 Narcissistic - - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me. 5 Manic - - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and. Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and. 6 Paranoid - - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me. Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why. We will log yo...
psychonoir.livejournal.com
A little levity: psychonoir
http://psychonoir.livejournal.com/15417.html
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly tripped and fell into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. Post a new comment.
psychonoir.livejournal.com
WAYS TO MAKE YOURSELF UNPOPULAR ON A MENTAL HEALTH HELPLINE 1. Engage…: psychonoir
http://psychonoir.livejournal.com/17123.html
WAYS TO MAKE YOURSELF UNPOPULAR ON A MENTAL HEALTH HELPLINE. 1 Engage any caller with religious delusions in a spirited debate on the nature of Christ, especially if they themselves are Christ. 1a If a caller states that they are, in fact Christ, and nobody believes them, ask them to cure your AIDS immediately. 2 If someone heavy breathes down the phone, reciprocate by faking a screaming orgasm until they hang up. 5 When the emergency on-call moblie rings, don't answer it. Dance to the ringtone. 12 If so...
