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Magic Beans: Paris Burns Again
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Friday, March 31, 2006. Celebrity heiress and porn star Paris Hilton has suffered her a fresh bout of rioting amid claims that law and order around her "trust fund" had collapsed.Gangs of photographers and journalists have been laying seige to Paris since it emerged that a new series of The Simple Life had been commissioned. Youths turned over several Louis Vuitton handbags and a small smelly Shitzu was put through her "letter box". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). This Weeks Caption Competition.
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Magic Beans: Caption Competition - Normal Service Resumes Next Week
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Friday, April 07, 2006. Caption Competition - Normal Service Resumes Next Week. This week a short and sharp special report. Normal service will resume next Friday with a special crucifixion pull out. In the meantime here is a new caption competition. Put your ideas in the comments section and the winner will get Avian flu. I hope that fucking thing is warm! Ramatool O' Knut said. HUGE COCK BUGGERS CHINESE MILKMAID! Just pull the pin and shove it up the hen's arse! We can't all be first! Http:/ home-tread...
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Magic Beans: MBUK - The Line Writer
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Thursday, October 04, 2007. MBUK - The Line Writer. Below are a selection of videos from the Magic Beans for your Eyes Collection. For many many more videos head to www.youtube.com/damnmagicbeans. Welcome back mr beans. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). MBUK - The Line Writer. MBUK - The Monkey. Magic Beans - Bird Flu. Magic Beans - Invasion. My Old RE Book. Magic Beans in Visual Form.
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Magic Beans: This Week's Caption Competition
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Friday, March 31, 2006. This Week's Caption Competition. Here it is. This caption competition needs you to fill it's gaping hole. Place your ideas in the comments area and the funniest will win some magic beans. George Best International Airport opens in Belfast. The Oliver Reed Lookalike competition in Wimbledon has a clear winner. Scots take smoking ban in their stride. Hey Slomo if you use a funnel you might lick that drinking problem.". Hit me with your *glugs* rhythm stick, Hit me! This often relega...
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Magic Beans: Magic Beans - Bird Flu
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Thursday, October 04, 2007. Magic Beans - Bird Flu. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). MBUK - The Line Writer. MBUK - The Monkey. Magic Beans - Bird Flu. Magic Beans - Invasion. My Old RE Book. Magic Beans in Visual Form.
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Magic Beans: Special Bird Flu Report
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Friday, April 07, 2006. Special Bird Flu Report. Bird Flu has arrived on mainland Britain sending news reporters, pundits and experts into a frenzied panic. A swan was found dead in Fife earlier this week which was later to found to be riddled with flu and bad AIDS. A million mile exclusion zone has been put in place around Fife with only news crews and Bill Oddie allowed into the area. Gene Pitney is survived by a wife and 400 swans. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Special Bird Flu Report.
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Magic Beans: Condi "Invasion of Blackburn Imminent"
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Friday, March 31, 2006. Condi "Invasion of Blackburn Imminent". US Secretary of State Condoleezza "Boil in a Bag" Rice has touched down in the Northern town of Blackburn as she tours the area with a view to a possible invasion. The area has a high percentage of Muslim "types" and the Bush administration have become increasingly concerned with their development of nuclear weapons and anti American thoughts. Fighting in skips with cloth caps? Nah mate its wheely bins and baseball caps. good work fella.
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Magic Beans: No One Notices Strike
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Friday, March 31, 2006. No One Notices Strike. A nationwide Public Services strike this week went entirely unnoticed as services have become so bad no one can tell the difference. Train delays, tube cancellations, long delays on Council help lines and missed rubbish collections are all the norm and on Tuesday services actually improved by a small percentage despite nearly 400,000 people choosing to stay in and watch Jeremy Kyle. Davina McCall was unavailable for comment due to a large axe hanging over her.
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Magic Beans: Magic Beans - Invasion
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Thursday, October 04, 2007. Magic Beans - Invasion. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). MBUK - The Line Writer. MBUK - The Monkey. Magic Beans - Bird Flu. Magic Beans - Invasion. My Old RE Book. Magic Beans in Visual Form.
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Magic Beans: MBUK - The Monkey
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Thursday, October 04, 2007. MBUK - The Monkey. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). MBUK - The Line Writer. MBUK - The Monkey. Magic Beans - Bird Flu. Magic Beans - Invasion. My Old RE Book. Magic Beans in Visual Form.
