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Burkett Humor (The BH): Sixth Grade Journal: Super Size Me 1986-Style

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008. Sixth Grade Journal: Super Size Me 1986-Style. Before there was Morgan Spurlock. And "Super Size Me," there was my Sixth Grade diet: thirty-one days of pizza, KFC, candy bars and Tuna Helper. Here's a day-by-day breakdown of what I ate in March 1986, according to my Sixth Grade Journal. March 1 - Pizza, pop, chocolate cream pie. March 2 - hot dogs, french fries, roast beef and mashed potatoes. March 3 - chicken, rice and corn. March 4 - spaghetti and milk. March 7 - McDonald's.

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Burkett Humor (The BH): LOL! LOL! Detroit Mayor's Sexy Texts Lack Shorthand Skillz

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Friday, January 25, 2008. Detroit Mayor's Sexy Texts Lack Shorthand Skillz. My city's mayor (Deeetroit! Is in a whole-lotta trouble. But before I get to what's bothering me about this sitcheation, let me throw out this quick explanatory timeline for my national and international readers:. Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick exchanges 14,000 hot, steamy, and dreamy Boys-II-Men-"I'll-Make-Love-To-You"-like. Text messages with his chief of staff Christine Beatty. on their city-issued CrackBerrys. Phase But once ...

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Burkett Humor (The BH): What's Hot?: Kwame Kilpatrick and Anarchic Hand Syndrome

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Monday, March 24, 2008. Kwame Kilpatrick and Anarchic Hand Syndrome. I'm proud to say that Detroit holds four out of the five top spots on Google Trends at this hour (2:25 pm EST), all thanks to our mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, who will become the first Detroit mayor. To be charged with a crime while in office. The other spot goes to the search term, "anarchic hand syndrome," which is also known as the Dr. Strangelove. Syndrome. It's an unusual. To his former chief of staff, Christine Beatty. Yes Kimba. ...

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Burkett Humor (The BH): Top-Ten Milestones of a 402-Month-Old Baby Boy

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Friday, March 21, 2008. Top-Ten Milestones of a 402-Month-Old Baby Boy. There are certain milestones that come along with being a 402-month-old baby boy. And I'm happy. Depressed to say that this baby boy is pretty much on track:. 10 No longer smiles at the sound of his wife's voice. 9 Grasps objects, especially those filled with alcohol. 8 Rolls from back to stomach and stomach to back and never really gets any sleep. 7 Stops responding to own name, until the fourth or fifth try. 5 Drinks from a mug.

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Detroit Riot: Happy Prussia Day

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Monday, January 5, 2009. Prussia is releasing some new stuff in February. Their release show is on my birthday (the 7th). 2008 Elle would be upset about this, but 2009 Elle says "that's AWESOME! And get this, it is FREE. That's even MORE awesome. The show is at the Crofoot in Pontiac. February 7th. With Wildcatting, The Silent Years, and Javelins. Anyone have a flier? The Queen of the Blogosphere and Pizza. Thank you very much. 1 Satellite Television Service Provider. July 19, 2009 at 9:58 PM.

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Detroit Riot: 02.2009

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009. I thought this thing would just update itself. Apparently, it doesn't. So, I guess this is it. Thanks for reading! The Queen of the Blogosphere and Pizza. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I am stalking these blogs too. WIL WHEATON dot NET: in exile. Deep Cutz* - [ Uncutz]. Pillow Fights and Boxing Tuesday. My Old Kentucky Blog. Hello, my name is Detroit. The Dresden Dolls Diary. Voodoo Curses and Bible Tongues. Just in case you don't think my blog is funny, here's a lolcat.

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Burkett Humor (The BH): April Fool's Day at the Office: Ten Sure-Fire Zingers That'll Leave 'Em in Tears

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008. April Fool's Day at the Office: Ten Sure-Fire Zingers That'll Leave 'Em in Tears. Hey there office pranksters. Put away your whoopee cushions, hand buzzers and vibrating fake poops. Because those everyday favorites ain't gonna cut it on a day like this. Today is a day where you take it up a notch, step up to the next level, pump up the jam. It's April Fool's Day you fool! 10 Drop a fresh tilapia filet and a bag of popcorn in the microwave for 12 minutes and 39 seconds. 6 Go to wor...

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Detroit Riot: Warm Fuzzies.

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Monday, December 29, 2008. I made my way back to the Elbow Room last night and my head exploded. I went to see Joseph Scott Band (The Joseph Scott Band? Joe Scott and his band? The Queen of the Blogosphere and Pizza. I was one of those guys! December 30, 2008 at 10:27 AM. It was awesome seeing you! December 30, 2008 at 10:33 AM. December 30, 2008 at 12:41 PM. I'm married to one of those guys! December 30, 2008 at 7:29 PM. January 31, 2009 at 1:01 PM. Woo great to know about u DvE. Thank you very much.

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Detroit Riot: You wish your cat could do this.

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Wednesday, December 17, 2008. You wish your cat could do this. My Top Ten of 2008 list of songs by Michigan bands. More cats sliding in boxes. The Queen of the Blogosphere and Pizza. That video may be one of the best things ever. Thanks! December 17, 2008 at 7:16 AM. The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre. I cannot stop watching this video.ever. hope lager went well. December 18, 2008 at 7:07 AM. December 20, 2008 at 9:30 AM. Thank you very much. 1 Satellite Television Service Provider. July 19, 2009 at 9:59 PM.