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A Curtain Twitcher : February 2015
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Thursday, 26 February 2015. May The Flip Flop Force Be With You. When I was a small child I was sick all over my dad’s new girlfriend on a coach trip to Hastings, I tell you this because I was shocked, even at a tender age, that this did not turn the poor women off him, in fact if anything it seemed to improve his allure. Well this week a similar incident worked to cement the most unlikely of friendships. The flip flop wearer stood up to reveal flecks of yellow sick stuck to his. Beard and looked into Su...
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A Curtain Twitcher : Unrequited Love and a Tattoo
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Thursday, 6 August 2015. Unrequited Love and a Tattoo. I need to like put on weight, I should have known, men don’t like skinny women.’. 8216;What you talking about girl, you’ve got a great figure, it would make me happy.’ As Ken measured everything by his level of happiness this was praise indeed, however Mand would take more convincing. 8216;It’s not you I’m trying to impress, although like, I know you’re an alright bloke; it’s my Garthy, have you seen his er…new friend? This news had the effect of sen...
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A Curtain Twitcher : May 2015
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Thursday, 28 May 2015. Norman the Gnome Goes Missing. In the last few months there have been a spate of garden based burglaries in the street and this week saw another one. I say spate but up until now there had only been two, but people don’t describe burglaries in terms of duos, do they? I also don’t think they are referred to as a spate when only one person has been burgled, that person being Reg. 8216;Well, have you rung the police, can’t you see we’ve been victims of crime? The wheelbarrow was spott...
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A Curtain Twitcher : July 2015
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Thursday, 30 July 2015. I have long since asked myself – what is the point of wasps? After trawling the internet Raphe came up with three different solutions to deal with the issue in a natural way, with no pesticides, poison, or, in his view, the worst idea, fire. Although Ian was willing to pander to his partner on the subject it was clear quite early on that he would prefer to ring someone else to deal with it, but as usual Raphe wanted to try first. 8216;I’m not happy with this Raphe, what if y...
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A Curtain Twitcher : January 2015
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Thursday, 29 January 2015. The Battle of the Bush. There has been an ongoing battle in the road and this week it almost turned into a full scale war. It’s been between The Ramshocks at number 12 (Margaret and Reg) and Ken at number 8. He doesn’t live above the shop, just keeps it for stock and occasional ‘other’ activities. I’m not sure how much stock a man’s barbers would need, those in the Saturday queue don’t look the sort who would favour a. Concern about it, so you would think there would be no prob...
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A Curtain Twitcher : Seven facts about me
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Seven facts about me. I work from home, and sometimes I don't (work that is). My surname is the most popular in the UK, or at least second. My first name was the 17th most popular girls name in the 1960s. Shockingly I have the second most popular pet in the UK, well I was shocked, can you believe that fish came first? I hardly think a fish has pet like qualities, I mean you can't even pet a fish, you can merely stare at it. Yes, they are! 5 January 2015 at 12:11. Snapshots of a statistic. What we know ab...
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A Curtain Twitcher : A Plan of Pavers Place
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A Plan of Pavers Place. Floozy (Mand/Mandy, Amanda,Manda). Rented house – owned by Ken. IT company (owners unknown). Gary and Harry Parry. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Seven facts about me. What we know about Pavers Place. A Plan of Pavers Place. The Memory Foam Slippers Remember. Is it safe to come out? Kendrafortune.blogspot.co.uk. The Politics of Christmas Cards. Christmas Ideas: I've caught the DIY bug! Simple template. Template images by hdoddema.
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A Curtain Twitcher : June 2015
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Friday, 26 June 2015. The yoga aficionados in Paver Place decided to celebrate International Yoga Day last week with an open session, allowing anyone who wanted to manipulate their body into an implausible position to do so. I have trouble bending down to pick up a dropped crisp so didn’t put myself forward for this event, although according to the gossip in the Spar it was going to be well attended. Jacinta was declaring the event a resounding success and Garth was just about to recreate his twisted bod...
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A Curtain Twitcher : March 2015
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Thursday, 26 March 2015. Everyone in this road seems to have gone health and safety mad, the most impressive natural phenomenon to happen in years and not to occur again any time soon, and all my neighbours can focus on is where to get the cardboard glasses. I am, of course referring to the solar eclipse. She hadn’t chosen the most sympathetic recipient of this information in Ken, he just grinned at her and said his usual, ‘Don’t worry woman, just don’t look at the sun’. On the morning of the solar eclip...
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A Curtain Twitcher : The Aquarium
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Sunday, 19 July 2015. The mood in Pavers Place this week has been one of disquiet, I can think of no better word for it, which is not in itself shocking, but unusually it is the women who have fallen out. 8216;Keeping a seahorse as a prisoner in the house, how could you even think it? 8217; As usual Jacinta was holding nothing back. 8216;I wasn’t actually thinking about a prison, I’m going to buy a tank, a proper one with breathing apparatus and everything.’. 8216;A seahorse, do they actually exist?
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