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Far too much writing, far too many photos. Wednesday, September 12, 2001. The day after the events in N.Y.C. A rough night, though not as rough as some other folks had it. This morning I attempted to carry on as I would on a more or less normal day. Went to El Corte Inglés (the major deptartment store chain here) down in la Plaza de la Puerta del Sol, did the first major grocery shop for the new flat. B) Among their other goals, the perpetrators of terrorist acts want to intimidate through fear and disru...
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Far too much writing, far too many photos. Travels: Italy, 2003. Tuesday, February 25, 2003. I'm sitting at an internet cafe in a neighborhood north of Termini in Rome, a few blocks from where I'm staying. Have been in Rome less than 24 hours. The high points so far: (a) the food, (b) me speaking Spanish to confuse the Italians who deal with me as if I were an American tourist. (It works.). Oh, never mind.) A large, beautiful bathroom, apart from that one glitch. The collection: pretty interesting. M...
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January | 2010 | Cheaper Than Therapy
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Employee of the Month. Monthly Archives: January 2010. So the premise of this movie is that everyone is nuttier than all-get-out. January 31, 2010. One hour in to. Why would a religious scholar need help translating Latin? Wouldn’t he already know a lot of Latin? Two hours in to. Wait a minute. Is that…. is that Ewan McGregor? Why else did you think I would continue to sit here and watch this movie? Two and a half hours in to. Day 12: The expedition turns whiny…. January 30, 2010. January 29, 2010. I jus...
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August | 2011 | Cheaper Than Therapy
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Employee of the Month. Monthly Archives: August 2011. That’ll make your shamrock shake! August 18, 2011. I thought of a funny cartoon based on a discarded sign I pass by on my walk to and from work:. Frame One: Shows Man A walking past Man B. Man B is a bit shaggy and suspect. Man B is holding up a sign that reads: Show Me You’re Nuts . Frame Two: Shows Man A busting out some crazy dance moves and pulling faces. I only peeped six hours, but I’m gonna put eight on my time card. August 8, 2011. Had I known...
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June | 2011 | Cheaper Than Therapy
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Employee of the Month. Monthly Archives: June 2011. So, you can just take a sharp left turn in space…. June 19, 2011. When I was a kid, they sold “Space Pens Like the Astronauts Use” at the Kennedy Space Center gift shop. I couldn’t figure out when I’d need to be writing anything upside down underwater, plus they didn’t sell paper you could write on underwater, so I didn’t buy one. No zombies. Not allowed. June 17, 2011. You know what burns my butt? A flame about this high. June 14, 2011. 3) Send a typo-...
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She dusted herself with Super Weight Gain Powder to attract him | Cheaper Than Therapy
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Employee of the Month. Say, do you want to make people’s heads explode? Sure, we all do. Existential void where prohibited →. She dusted herself with Super Weight Gain Powder to attract him. August 2, 2011. Back in August 2009, I joined Weight Watchers. A year later, I made my goal weight and qualified for Lifetime membership. Awesome! Imagine my surprise when I discovered that one of the ladies who works in the same giant suite as me also goes to the Tuesday night meetings! I made some small talk, of co...
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February | 2010 | Cheaper Than Therapy
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Employee of the Month. Monthly Archives: February 2010. Context-Free Messages Received By My Phone. February 1, 2010. I’m not complaining about the cramming in of meat! Amn’t I only after arriving at the bleeding chinkys? Chickens are a cruel people. I can’t find plush salt on Google Image Search. Try boking in the waiting room. Your cat is snoring. Can you bring me a glazed cinnamon donut roll? Watch out for snakes! Perverts wear purple, apparently. Patty-slapped by the zeitgeist. Mail me, Daddio!
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Existential void where prohibited | Cheaper Than Therapy
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Employee of the Month. She dusted herself with Super Weight Gain Powder to attract him. Isn’t it against the rules to shoot an opponent in a foot race? Existential void where prohibited. August 3, 2011. It’s only the third day and I’m a panic over having to write something that might induce weeping or laughter. I knew this was all a bad idea. It was all due yesterday! No one else was at the smog station portion of place. It still looked a bit sketchy. There were mechanics and auto body people and...She d...
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December | 2010 | Cheaper Than Therapy
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Employee of the Month. Monthly Archives: December 2010. I’ll make some coffee sandwiches. December 16, 2010. Today I got a cup of regular coffee and managed to pour the chocolate creamer into the trash hole in the counter, instead of into my coffee cup. It’s already that kind of morning. Although I’ve visited other 7-Eleven store locations to sample their coffee bar offerings (and they’re all different! The lady cashier was alone at the counter. How much are the Star Wars bobbleheads? December 5, 2010.
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Sandcrabs are using their death ray! | Cheaper Than Therapy
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Employee of the Month. Take, for example, these plastic, self-cleaning ducks…. I only peeped six hours, but I’m gonna put eight on my time card. →. Sandcrabs are using their death ray! August 7, 2011. You know I love all my Friends on Facebook, but I swear I’m going to snap if I see one more link to animal cruelty prevention sites that have attached images of mutilated dogs and cats. 8221;, etc. 8220;Look what I did! It’s all over the internet! This entry was posted in Uncategorized. I wanted to straight...
