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I am not easily distrac-- Hey, look! A chicken!: August 2012
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Ok, so I have the attention span of a drunken gnat. Tuesday, August 7, 2012. No Chikin, No Cry. I would not normally wade into such a fray, but since I publicly proclaimed my love for Chik-fil-A previously, I now feel obligated to publicly withdraw it. Done. The day I put a chicken sandwich before the rights of my fellow citizens is the day you can revoke my humanity card. I still have a soul, so I'm gonna pass on the sandwich. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. No Chikin, No Cry.
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I am not easily distrac-- Hey, look! A chicken!: Hey, Blowhard! Fact-Check Your Mouth!
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Ok, so I have the attention span of a drunken gnat. Thursday, February 7, 2013. Ages ago, for obvious reasons, I blocked a blowhard know-it-all on Facebook. Since then, through a series of unfortunate events, he has been hired in my office. Now I am forced to listen in person. Last week, he announced, "Oregon isn't really big on Indian place names." Really? Enh, check a map. I'm tired of this game. So, yes, blowhard. It is well past time for you to fact-check your mouth. I need you to shut up....Ya kn...
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I am not easily distrac-- Hey, look! A chicken!: Say My Name
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Ok, so I have the attention span of a drunken gnat. Tuesday, April 1, 2008. What is the point of this anyway? Why do you need to call me by my name? I just came in here for some red potatoes and a shallot. I don't need to feel like we connected on some deep personal basis. Just give me my damned receipt and let me go. So please, Safeway, I'm begging you. Learn my name or don't bother saying it at all. I'm on to you. April 1, 2008 at 10:39 PM. Me: "SHUT UP, KRISTEN.". April 3, 2008 at 4:47 PM.
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I am not easily distrac-- Hey, look! A chicken!: June 2011
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Ok, so I have the attention span of a drunken gnat. Monday, June 6, 2011. So, um, yeah, I had a baby. Here's how the birth went down. In short, it sucked. He is three months old now and doing great. Just this morning, he discovered a new toy while I was changing his diaper. And so it begins. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Things I Do When I Should Be Working' for $500, Alex. French Bulldog Rescue Network. Simple template. Template images by luoman.
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I am not easily distrac-- Hey, look! A chicken!: July 2012
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Ok, so I have the attention span of a drunken gnat. Saturday, July 21, 2012. Jason and Tami, a married couple, she has slight ADD tendencies. The present, driving along a country lane. Act 1, Scene 1. Tami: Why would you suggest a word when I had al- Oh! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Ya know, I am perfectly comfortable talking about myself endlessly and incessantly, but I never have a clue what to say "about me." Other than my standard response of, "It really is, isn't it? View my complete profile.
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I am not easily distrac-- Hey, look! A chicken!: January 2013
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Ok, so I have the attention span of a drunken gnat. Tuesday, January 8, 2013. Songs I Like Better My Way, Vol. III. With apologies to Toys R Us). I don’t wanna be here,. I’m a misplaced heiress. I want a million toys that should be mine that I can play with. I don’t wanna be here,. I’m a misplaced heiress. Give me the best and all the rest, no need to feel embarrassed. From homes to planes to video games,. It’s the best fantasy there is (gee whiz)! I don't wanna be here and maybe if I weren’t,. Things I ...
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I am not easily distrac-- Hey, look! A chicken!: You're Not Doing That Right
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Ok, so I have the attention span of a drunken gnat. Thursday, May 1, 2008. You're Not Doing That Right. Why do certain people in yoga and Pilates classes always seem to think they are so much more advanced than they actually are? And why does it cheese me off so badly? And why do they never think the instructor is talking to them, despite the fact that they are doing the very thing the instructor is cautioning us not to do? God bless, you're SO my girl. *MWAH* I needed a laugh. May 1, 2008 at 2:19 PM.
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I am not easily distrac-- Hey, look! A chicken!: No Chikin, No Cry
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Ok, so I have the attention span of a drunken gnat. Tuesday, August 7, 2012. No Chikin, No Cry. I would not normally wade into such a fray, but since I publicly proclaimed my love for Chik-fil-A previously, I now feel obligated to publicly withdraw it. Done. The day I put a chicken sandwich before the rights of my fellow citizens is the day you can revoke my humanity card. I still have a soul, so I'm gonna pass on the sandwich. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.
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I am not easily distrac-- Hey, look! A chicken!: It Finally Happened
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Ok, so I have the attention span of a drunken gnat. Saturday, July 21, 2012. Jason and Tami, a married couple, she has slight ADD tendencies. The present, driving along a country lane. Act 1, Scene 1. Tami: Why would you suggest a word when I had al- Oh! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Ya know, I am perfectly comfortable talking about myself endlessly and incessantly, but I never have a clue what to say "about me." Other than my standard response of, "It really is, isn't it? View my complete profile.
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