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Cinnamon Rugelach and Other Junk: October 2005
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Monday, October 31, 2005. I Would Have Reprimanded It, But Miryam was Laughing at Me Too Hard. I got out of my friend's car yesterday in the mall parking lot. And walked around the front of the car to meet her. The walk, which should have gone smoothly as it takes only five seconds to walk around the front of her car, did not go seemlessly at all. At approximately the halfway mark, I banged the left side of my leftern knee rather hard against the car's license plate. Posted by BrownsvilleGirl at 8:17 AM.
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Cinnamon Rugelach and Other Junk: February 2005
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Sunday, February 27, 2005. To Bake or Not to Bake? Don't you just love floating pictures? I want to bake something, but I don't know what I'm really in the mood for. Give me some time to think it through, give me some time. Posted by BrownsvilleGirl at 9:23 PM. Tuesday, February 01, 2005. Lederhosen is the Appalachian Trail, Gubernatorial is the Garden State Parkway, Pumpernickel is for Lunch and It’s Okay for You to Not Understand. This semester, I had to read Peter Elbow’s Writing with Power. Sometimes...
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The Cynics Perspective: May 2006
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Wednesday, May 31, 2006. A license to walk! The street is not the only place this happens. In fact, any place where there are people, there are space-wasters. There are the zig-zag walkers, the cell phone talkers, the semi-circle arch walkers, and the where-the-hell-am-I-oh-I-know-where-I-am-I-think-hmm-yes-. Fear not America for I have designed a mechanism to rectify this troubling predicament. I present you with. The double yellow lines. Look how nicely I walk, I've been doing it for so many years....
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The Cynics Perspective: July 2006
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Friday, July 14, 2006. What is the heart of the Jewish People? Posted by Bitter Cynic at 10:16 AM. Tuesday, July 11, 2006. If you think all countries are created equally.here's something that happened a few years ago:. Posted by Bitter Cynic at 9:33 PM. What is the heart of the Jewish People? Discrimination in the US Mint. An alternative opening post for this blog. An old poem I wrote about a snotty Cuny Honors stu. The Reverse Conjecture Effect. Where do migraines come from? A license to walk!
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Cinnamon Rugelach and Other Junk: April 2005
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Friday, April 29, 2005. Quotes of the Day. How To Know You Have a Psychic Computer. My font just changed by itself! It sensed my ferociousness in that statement.". We had so many quotes of the day for you but we got stoned and forgot to write it down.". Posted by BrownsvilleGirl at 1:53 PM. I am going to rehash last night's dream because it is just so weird and so bizarre that I'm just confused. And she said, "I'm bentching, there are crumbs at my seat.". Then I sat near the man with the funny beard beca...
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Cinnamon Rugelach and Other Junk: June 2005
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Thursday, June 30, 2005. Quote of the Day. Someone Called to Sing Me the German Song He Memorized in Under 24 Hours. Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont. Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All. Darum schickte ein General.". Posted by BrownsvilleGirl at 11:00 PM. Doug's dog was Porkchop. Then I realized I was wrong, I was thinking of "goodnight Sparky." The only thing was, I couldn't place it. Another googlexpedition later, and I realized that there was a little something on Sesame Street that went like this. We might sol...
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Cinnamon Rugelach and Other Junk: May 2005
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Tuesday, May 31, 2005. Quotes of the Day. On Defending Yourself with Style. I may be gorgeous, but I'm not that brilliant.". The Last Thing You'd Want to Hear if Your Period were Late. You look pregnant. .Return that dress! Posted by BrownsvilleGirl at 11:57 PM. Monday, May 30, 2005. Quote of the Day. Why Men Don't Have Boobs. I think that if guys had boobs we would never get anything done because we would keep wondering how we got boobs.". Posted by BrownsvilleGirl at 11:26 PM. Picnic in the Park. I dis...
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The Cynics Perspective: June 2006
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Thursday, June 29, 2006. Discrimination in the US Mint. Some people leave them on the cashiers desk, others chuck them on the floor, and others look to rid themselves of their pennies by chucking them in charity boxes (a win-win). It's ironic that the penny-slave bears the face of the man who's attributed with ending slavery in America. Money is Money and always will be (negating the effects of inflation in which pennies will definitely be hurt most). Posted by Bitter Cynic at 5:27 PM. Ok, so apparently ...
