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Cogito, Ergo Sum. Words of a worried young man). January 16, 2008. My First Lesson On Democracy. Posted by Najwan Halimi under Democracy. I have been an enthusiastic observer of the American Presidential Election recently. Last year, when he declared his intention in contesting for the Presidential Nomination, Barack Obama has been predicted as one of the candidates that will win the sit for the White House, representing Democrats. I am no black like all my African-American friends in school, I’m brown!
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Kandang Satirikal: April 2010
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Tiada satira, cuma bunyinya tampak 'hip'. So, suck it up! Sabtu, April 17, 2010. Aku terlepas 4 hari berturut-turut episod cari dan musnah. Someone found a bomb from the Japanese era earlier this week at my place. Di suburbia, mencari besi buruk adalah satu profession, sumber utama-penyumbang-pemangkin-ekonomi. Aku juga pernah buat kerja cari besi buruk. Aku pernah salvaj batang paip rumah aku yang pada kala itu sedang menjalani proses mengubah sistem saliran. Dari besi ke PVC. I got caught up in my work...
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Kandang Satirikal: Disember 2010
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Tiada satira, cuma bunyinya tampak 'hip'. So, suck it up! Khamis, Disember 30, 2010. Hanya ada 2 barang sahaja yang aku beli luar daripada barang keperluan harian. Apparels, hair products, memang tak ada beli langsung. Sebab tak ada guna beli baju. Hari ini muat 2 minggu lepas tu dah tercabut butang dan sebulan lepas tu baju tu dah aku bagi dekat saudara. Seluar pun sama juga. I prefer dick than hair. I've tried 2 kinds of fat burning pills. Each one of them have their own ways to make it work. P...To te...
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Kandang Satirikal: Jun 2010
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Tiada satira, cuma bunyinya tampak 'hip'. So, suck it up! Rabu, Jun 02, 2010. The medicine suck, and so do the doctors. Calling themselves specialist. Specialist my ass. Which is not necessarily an insult, it's a damn handsome compliment I dare say. Untuk menampakkan aku prihatin dan up-to-date dengan isu-isu medikal, saja aku letak nama buat kat atas nak kasi kamu jakun sikit. Don't. I was such a dick, aku melawat 1 katil dibahagian patah yang di mana seorang budak yang eksiden kaki kena masuk aerial, t...
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Kandang Satirikal: Oktober 2010
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Tiada satira, cuma bunyinya tampak 'hip'. So, suck it up! Khamis, Oktober 07, 2010. Sekarang banyak orang bagi amaran, ancaman, ugutan seolah-olah orang yang diancam itu gives a flying fuck. Si pengugut, aku letak nama dia P. P nak Michael dan Ah Moi break up. A few days later after the first SMS, Ah Moi terima lagi satu mesej. And that time, P really meant business. The SMS went something like this:. Michael call aku untuk minta bantuan. Can help or not? If can come lah.". Help to do what? I helped him ...
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Kemo Sabe: Look Ma, No Hands
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Sometimes me go after cowboys but mostly me hunt buffalo, coyote, wolf and bear. Thursday, March 27, 2008. Look Ma, No Hands. At the rate things are going, Pak Lah won’t have a Cabinet to tie two shoelaces together. Today, another Cabinet member threw in his towel. Ghapur Salleh, who is natural resources and environment deputy minister, has quit his post just eight days after accepting his appointment. Why then did Ghapur Salleh accept the appointment in the first place? Poor Sabahans. This is the th...
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Kandang Satirikal: Siri Bercakap Dengan Orang Itu
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Tiada satira, cuma bunyinya tampak 'hip'. So, suck it up! Selasa, April 12, 2011. Siri Bercakap Dengan Orang Itu. Hanya dengan satu sesi kaunseling, aku dah jadi orang yang lain. Itu kata doktor yang merujuk aku ke psikiatri setelah rawatan laser pigmen aku menemui jalan buntu. We have reached something we like to call a treatment failure," kata doktor 3 bulan yang lepas. What do you mean? Okay, I still can't follow. Those are very confusing words plus I ain't no doctor.". Shit, I do that. He he....Dokto...
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Kandang Satirikal: Mac 2010
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Tiada satira, cuma bunyinya tampak 'hip'. So, suck it up! Khamis, Mac 25, 2010. Oh Baby, Aku Sukakan Caramu. To date, aku telah rasa semua konsol permainan. Not all, the consoles from this era. Baik yang cucuk dekat TV mahupun yang portable. Skrin terus retak masa dia hempas. Menggunakan berat badan beliau yang pada ketika itu aku anggarkan 90, no make it 110kg cos he's such a big motherfucker, dia mula memijak-mijak konsol paling aku sayang tanpa hati perut. Suck on that Mr. Big Man! I shit you not....
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Kemo Sabe: LIMA Chief Thumps Ruler's Decision
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Sometimes me go after cowboys but mostly me hunt buffalo, coyote, wolf and bear. Wednesday, March 26, 2008. LIMA Chief Thumps Ruler's Decision. Perak is experiencing more pangs in the lead-up to the birth of its new government, a multiracial government that ignores the old wisdom of Malay for Malay, Chinese for Chinese and Indian for Indian. Nizar is PAS state secretary. The NGOs, led by one Nonee Ashirin Mohamed Radzi of a club that calls itself Prowaris, is protesting the line-up on the basis that it d...
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Kandang Satirikal: Ogos 2010
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Tiada satira, cuma bunyinya tampak 'hip'. So, suck it up! Selasa, Ogos 31, 2010. Y=7x; x=5; y-. Dah lama aku simpan hajat untuk memiliki berat badan sekitar 80 ke 85kg. Macam-macam aku makan tak ada tolak batu kayu. Batu tela kayu beroti semua aku sebat untuk mendapatkan berat badan yang aku idamkan. Aku adalah antara, dalam anggaran, 0.00004545% daripada keseluruhan penduduk negara ini yang mengeluh mengenangkan berat badan yang semakin menurun. Yeah right. You think I'm just like you? Seminit lagi," ak...