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Graduation at the Crazy HOUSE and why I celebrate when it is over. | Hippie and the Midgets
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Hippie and the Midgets. A little TRUTH, a little SARCASM, and alot of what my days are like. June 1, 2015. Graduation at the Crazy HOUSE and why I celebrate when it is over. I feel like this needs a list again. Graduation Day was cold and pouring rain so I started a fire. When I picked up the oldest child in town to bring her home so she could get ready, she had no SHOES and was wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt covered in white cat hair. So she went barefoot, in the pouring rain in her clothes. The mo...
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What a MOM really does when she’s home | Hippie and the Midgets
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Hippie and the Midgets. A little TRUTH, a little SARCASM, and alot of what my days are like. March 30, 2015. What a MOM really does when she’s home. Dressed and fed children. Shoveled cat shit down a hill so that dog couldn’t get to it. Cleaned all bedding, mattresses, and stuffed animals in 2 cribs due to cat pee smell. Continued to potty train 3 year old. Fed cats and dog. Spent 3 hours shopping for booster seats and food so I can work tomorrow. Put crib bedding back together. It is not quite 2 pm.
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How to Impress Your Father With Your Little House On the Prairie Skills | Hippie and the Midgets
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Hippie and the Midgets. A little TRUTH, a little SARCASM, and alot of what my days are like. April 26, 2015. How to Impress Your Father With Your Little House On the Prairie Skills. THE COLDEST WINTER IN VERMONT SINCE 1906. My father said that. He also said he should have had us fill the oil tank at our house before winter made it IMPOSSIBLE to get a truck close enough. He said back in September that there was plenty of oil for one winter. This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Leave a Reply Cancel reply.
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For Abrah: To make her feel better | Hippie and the Midgets
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Hippie and the Midgets. A little TRUTH, a little SARCASM, and alot of what my days are like. December 17, 2014. For Abrah: To make her feel better. MY DAY SO FAR. Teenagers comes in bedroom at 5:45 to tell me school is delayed 2 hours due to ice. Doesn’t change my schedule but thanks for waking me up. 6:10 Out of bed to shower. Make bottle, warm bottle, feed cats, get diapers, find babywipes, make sippy cup and cereal for Jude. 6:45 Eat yogurt with extra fiber. Gulp down coffee. Take trash out to can.
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Hippie and the Midgets. A little TRUTH, a little SARCASM, and alot of what my days are like. August 20, 2016. When your cat pees on EVERYTHING. This is Willow, the little bunny who died in her cage last year of an unknown cause, and Marley, the cat who peed everywhere. I had to put him down yesterday at the age of 5. I’m still trying to tell myself that he was miserable. But I don’t honestly know who was more miserable, me or him. August 2, 2016. At the Occupy DNC in Philadelphia: I still Bern. The famil...
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Hippie and the Midgets. A little TRUTH, a little SARCASM, and alot of what my days are like. October 11, 2015. Science Experiment by Gina. How to Make Mom Crazy. Eat several apples while laying in bed and chatting on Ipad. Throw cores in trash can in bedroom from bed with the least amount of movement of legs or arms. For one week add more apple cores to trash can. Wait one week. Step over bag. Ignore bag. Complain to Mother that something smells upstairs. Leave for another state. August 11, 2015. It was ...
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How Not to Do a Sunday Family Dinner | Hippie and the Midgets
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Hippie and the Midgets. A little TRUTH, a little SARCASM, and alot of what my days are like. January 12, 2015. How Not to Do a Sunday Family Dinner. I thought having a dinner together every Sunday would be a time to see all my children at the same time and get some last minute bonding done before they all move out and scatter. It worked well for exactly two weeks. I texted her “Then I guess you’ll have to miss the ice cream sundaes.”. You have to wait for me. We have ice cream? SHE ARRIVED with a frown o...
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How to Avoid Getting Gray Hair | Hippie and the Midgets
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Hippie and the Midgets. A little TRUTH, a little SARCASM, and alot of what my days are like. January 31, 2015. How to Avoid Getting Gray Hair. Gina has appointed herself the finder of my gray hair. I do not know the life expectancy of someone who picks through my hair as I sit looking at Facebook and then says WOW MOM. Moral of the story is: No bifocals, no gray hair. Ignorance truly is BLISS. This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Facebook is the new...
