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Shark Girl BJJ: September 2013

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Monday, September 2, 2013. Big Dude was crushing me. Completely. I was trying to stay alive on the bottom, keeping my elbows in tight. Big Dude was forcing his hands between my elbows and legs. I was holding on tight. Big Dude was crushing my chin to get a choke. I held firm. I didn’t know, but I didn’t have much time. I threw my right arm around his neck. Is his chin really up? Am I really connecting with his throat? I grabbed my left biceps. Am I getting a choke? So, what was the point in choking?

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Shark Girl BJJ: April 2014

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Monday, April 28, 2014. Shark Girl Doesn't Get Lucky. Shark Girl woke up, and went to the bathroom. I looked in the mirror and my jaw dropped in horror. Oh, no! I thought to myself. Staring back at me, besides my drawn and tired face, was a red splotch on my neck. A red splotch! That could only mean one of two things. Hickey. Or rash. It is a sad statement on my life that, when posed with those two options, rash is the more logical one. Way I could claim hickey? Posted by Shark Girl. Links to this post.

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Shark Girl BJJ: March 2014

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Monday, March 3, 2014. Shark Girl’s Top Ten: Things I Thought (But Did Not Say) This Week at Jiu Jitsu. 10 Oh, my God! Will you chill out? This is not the UFC! 9 Now, what was that headlock escape again? 8 I hope I don’t get picked last! 7 How the heck can he be so sweaty? 6 Please not the sweaty guy! Please not the sweaty guy! 5 Thank God I’m am A cup. 4 I wish this song had a few less “bitches” and “hos.”. 3 You’re on a special cabbage diet, aren’t you? 2 Wow—your hands are all over his ass! I was not ...

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Shark Girl BJJ: January 2015

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Saturday, January 24, 2015. Age is Catching Up With Shark Girl! I am feeling old. It’s not my high cholesterol or failing eyesight. It’s not my kidneyberg. And all that’s put me through. It’s not that even now, two years after my LCL tear. Why don't mine look this cute? Yes, you read right. Shark Girl has fat knees. Not phat. Knees That would be okay, welcome, actually. No, fat-with-an-eff. She's got all the right junk in all the right places! 8220;Your mom is really small! 8221; A friend of my 8-Year-Ol...

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Shark Girl BJJ: January 2014

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Sunday, January 12, 2014. These Feet Are Deadly Weapons! 8220;What are you doing? 8221; Husband asked. 8220;I’m soaking my feet.”. 8220;You’re soaking your feet? 8220;Yes, I’m soaking my feet,” Shark Girl replied. 8220;Is it a problem? 8220;Well, no. It just seems a bit weird.”. 8220;That I’m soaking my feet? 8220;I’ve never seen you soak your feet before.”. 8220;I’m just full of surprises after 17 years of marriage.”. 8220;But you’re soaking your feet now. 8221; Husband asked. 8221; I queried. I prided ...

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Shark Girl BJJ: July 2015

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Friday, July 24, 2015. BJJ: Breaking Down Stereotypes! Last week, I took my son to summer camp in another part of the state. It was at an elite, private school frequented by highly educated liberals. It was tucked away in the intricate byways of a small, rural New England town. 8220;I think we got to turn around, Honey,” I said to Nine-Year Old Son. “We passed it.”. I went a bit further and switched back on the street. It must have been one of the side streets without a sign that we passed. Here I was, a...

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Shark Girl BJJ: March 2015

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Saturday, March 21, 2015. Why are you refusing my touch? My elbows drew tighter to me, and I laughed, realizing that my body was acting of its own accord. 8220;Were you trying to get the underhook? 8221; I asked. 8221; asked my jiu jitsu-clueless Husband. 8220;Cause you can’t. Have the underhook.” I said matter-of-factly. And I pummeled my arm under his, gaining control of his left shoulder. Posted by Shark Girl. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Cousin of Shark Girl. Martin Luther King Jr.

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Shark Girl BJJ: July 2014

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Wednesday, July 23, 2014. Summer . . . Interrupted. Well, I’ve been away from Jiu Jitsu for about a week. That makes me mad. Mad, I say. Mad with Hulk-like rage and anger. Things were going well. Too. I had started my summer regimen of running, too. The miles were creeping up every week, and by golly, my middle-aged belly was starting to show signs of a kind of 6-pack, albeit one with some plushy insulating material around it, just to keep it cold. No pain. No spinning, just, well, weirdness. A week afte...

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Shark Girl BJJ: February 2015

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Saturday, February 14, 2015. Jumping on the Cup Wagon . . . Georgette, our favorite Female-Over-Forty blogger is tackling the issue of men wearing cups. G and her readers are discussing the technical advantages of cup-wearing. There is also a healthy debate about whether men should or should not roll with them and why. You can read it all here. I thought I would add my two cents on Cup Culture, among other things. Is, “WTF? Be wearing a cup! 8221; I do not know whether to avoid. I was rolling with a male...