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Dysfunction Junction: September 2014
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Friday, September 26, 2014. To B(1), Or Not To B(1). I'm reading up on the benefits of thiamine, and of course the side effects of too much, as well as symptoms of deficiency (reading up on it for my own personal use to deal with a few issues), and discovered that confabulation. Was a symptom of deficiency. And knowing things like rickets (yet another health issue brought on by thiamine deficiency) are common amongst the morbidly obese, I now wonder what Audrey's B1 levels must be like.
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Dysfunction Junction: July 2014
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Tuesday, July 29, 2014. I am not sure how this happened, how such an oversight could have taken place. I've checked all my journals, and not one of them has this story documented, so now I need to go ahead and type it out for posterity because, it's truly ABUNDANT in the craycray. Also worth noting, this is the incident which preceded the last game of "Telephone Twattery". Which put her in a telephone time out for several weeks, a few weeks later. What's your dress size now? How much did you weigh before?
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Dysfunction Junction: May 2015
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Thursday, May 21, 2015. Five Months Later: Continued Radio Silence. Not much new to report here, other than radio silence has been maintained. And yet? I cannot help but feel that my relationship with my mother, as tenuous as it always has been, is perhaps the best it's ever been. I cannot help but connect the dots and come to the conclusion that she and I have a complicated ENOUGH relationship, and subtract my sister from it, the relationship seems on an even enough keel. The visit was "nice.". I said t...
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Dysfunction Junction: April 2015
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Saturday, April 18, 2015. It's Deja Vu All Over Again. Hey Remember a year ago, Audrey was in the hospital, and I was going to take a bushel of her used books to Good Will for a "hit and run" type of drop off, only to discover there were some used hypodermics in her book box? Yeah Well. Before my trip to Europe next week, I went and visited Audrey. Had a nice enough visit. (Surprised? Whilst sitting in a recliner, this was my view:. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). You know me. That's why you're here.
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Dysfunction Junction: October 2014
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Friday, October 31, 2014. My Stalker: Part 14 Still Percolatin'. So where we left off last week, was with me asking my friend to speak to the Stalker. Well, all I know is that from Friday until Wednesday, every time I walked through the lobby, the Stalker had not managed to get up to the front desk in time to glower at me as I traipsed through to exit. Thursday, October 23, 2014. My Stalker: Part 13: Today's Lunch. And I replied, "Yeah, a vagina! And one of the guys replied, "Nah, perhaps a nipple! I ill...
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Dysfunction Junction: February 2015
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Thursday, February 26, 2015. Last night I made my weekly call to my mom. I'd call more frequently, but there's nothing really to talk about. That aside. Everything was pleasant enough, and then she blindsided me with the Whopper of All Whoppers: "What kind of mother was I? I replied, "How am I supposed to answer that? You were a difficult person to love.". However, to your credit, at your best you were perversely dark, twisted, hilarious, too.". So is anyone coming by for your birthday? On Being an Adult.
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Further Reading | The Way Things Come Clear
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The Way Things Come Clear. These are blogs on a variety of topics that I enjoy reading regularly for a variety of reasons (and in no real particular order). It will grow, I’m sure as the list of blogs I read usually does. Also, after reading mine and looking at the ones listed here, if you have suggestions for other blogs I should give a viddy to, please let me know. If you have some extra time, and want to learn some neat new information, you should check these out:. The AV. Club. Hey Man, Check My Band.
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Dysfunction Junction: On Cunty Consistency
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Thursday, March 12, 2015. 9:30 am: Arrive to the office. 9:35 am: Get call from Bossman #1 that there's something super urgent I need to work on with him. We work on it all day. 3:30 pm: I inform bossman of two things: "Did I hear her passively-aggressively blurt out "You're Welcome to me? He replied, "You heard THAT? I replied, "I hear EVERYTHING," and then I blurted out "HEY. I AM HUNGRY." And he says, "Go for your lunch! I've never heard that I did anything perfectly! The final exchange here was his r...
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Dysfunction Junction: May 2014
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Friday, May 30, 2014. Something To Be Grateful For: I wasn't born a gerbil. Truly it is the little things I am grateful for. Today I am grateful that I wasn't born a gerbil. After all, gerbil mothers (and fathers, no doubt) have been known to LITERALLY devour their young. Thank goodness for social mores, norms, and taboos being what they are. I'm convinced it's the only thing that's actually kept my mother from feasting upon my very flesh. FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG! Monday, May 26, 2014. Pleasant enough of ...
