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The Little Shop of Horrors: August 2005
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The Little Shop of Horrors. Tales From The Dark Side of Humor. Thursday, August 25, 2005. Damn, I've been writing alot today. Anywhow, this Chinese lady who works in another office that mine came to visit for a second with a question for me. Let's call her Chun-Li. So Chun-Li looks at a picture of my goddaughter that I have up on my wall and she tells me that she is very cute. I say thank you very much, I know this! She then informed me that she has to ask such questions because she didn't know! Good day...
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The Little Shop of Horrors: September 2005
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The Little Shop of Horrors. Tales From The Dark Side of Humor. Wednesday, September 21, 2005. Thanks to Kim Plaintive. For the Foto Fun inspiration! Anyhow, look at this picture and tell me what's wrong with it? Some context - I took this picture on a New York City subway a couple of weeks ago at 11:oo pm. I'll disclose the entire story tomorrow. Posted by Stephane King at 10:10 AM. What bodily function can a person possibly perform that would create a stink the smells like a cross of shit and vomit?
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The Little Shop of Horrors: October 2005
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The Little Shop of Horrors. Tales From The Dark Side of Humor. Wednesday, October 05, 2005. Sorry for the long delay with this story! She started pinching her nipples (through her shirt), making them hard while smiling. She was definitely looking for attention, and my better judgement told me not to give it to her. However, within minutes another young man decided to attend to her and basically told her that she was going to get off the train with him to go party! What do you think happened to this girl?
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The Quintessential Negro: July 2005
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Paul Mooney Called Me Funny. Saturday, July 30, 2005. Come Hell or High Water. Negro Dies After Choking on Rainwater While Driving with Mouth Open." That would have been the headline in the. Had fate not spared my life. I've only just gotten to the point where I'm comfortable talking about what happened two weeks ago. Almost drowning inside my car was more traumatic than I guessed. I made it. I beat the storm. My car, on the other hand, did not. It hasn't run since. Friday, July 29, 2005. One evening not...
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The Quintessential Negro: Restaurant Etiquette for Negroes: A Life Tutorial
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Paul Mooney Called Me Funny. Tuesday, September 20, 2005. Restaurant Etiquette for Negroes: A Life Tutorial. Last week, My Lady. And I went to Chili's with some of my old friends from college. After a short wait, the friendly hostess seated us at a nice table near the door. The waitress arrived soon after. "Hello, my name is Kelly," the waitress said. She was a young lady of ambiguous ethnic background. "I will be your server tonight. What can I get you all to drink? Sean answered that he did indeed have...
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The Quintessential Negro: August 2005
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Paul Mooney Called Me Funny. Wednesday, August 31, 2005. The Little Chickens' Academy for Self-Defense. Posted by The Quintessential Negro at 11:00 PM. Sunday, August 28, 2005. Road Trip Lesson Number Three: My Lady Has a Supersensitive Sense of Smell. In no particular order:. I smell sausage.". Do you smell that? Something smells like vomit.". I wish I had some Febreze to spray you with.". Stay away from me. I stink.". You want a mint? This hotel smells like cigarettes.". This car stinks.". And I set ou...
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The Quintessential Negro: September 2005
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Paul Mooney Called Me Funny. Tuesday, September 20, 2005. Restaurant Etiquette for Negroes: A Life Tutorial. Last week, My Lady. And I went to Chili's with some of my old friends from college. After a short wait, the friendly hostess seated us at a nice table near the door. The waitress arrived soon after. "Hello, my name is Kelly," the waitress said. She was a young lady of ambiguous ethnic background. "I will be your server tonight. What can I get you all to drink? Sean answered that he did indeed have...
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Puerto Rican Angel: August 2005
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I'm only an "Angel" as long as your nice! 23 year old Puerto Rican. I love my 6'1' member of the USMRDRCRU (He's a Marine). Check out his blog page. Wednesday, August 31, 2005. Letters on the skin. I saw this joke and it made me think of someone in particular, so I decided to post it. They know who they are. NO" replys the patient " But my girlfriend went to Wisconsin". Blessed by Angel at 3:10 PM. 7 People's 2 Centz. Monday, August 29, 2005. What the hell is this fucking world coming to? That shit is no...
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Puerto Rican Angel: June 2005
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I'm only an "Angel" as long as your nice! 23 year old Puerto Rican. I love my 6'1' member of the USMRDRCRU (He's a Marine). Check out his blog page. Tuesday, June 21, 2005. A light at the end of the tunnel. Blessed by Angel at 12:44 AM. 6 People's 2 Centz. Saturday, June 18, 2005. Do you know what they start telling me? Apparently that person i work with said that last week i said fuck you to his face. are you kidding me? After 4 years can you believe that? Blessed by Angel at 8:16 PM. 2 People's 2 Centz.