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Have you realized...: Welcome to...
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Finding the joy and humor in the little things in life. Wednesday, April 27, 2011. Have you realized how uncreative we Americans are at naming our cities? It's like we stopped trying after the first 20 or so states. Leave it to the Iowans to combine city names. It gets pretty boring when all you do is detassel corn and wrestle. Forget suffixes, how about all the cities/towns/villages named after people? He must have such large calf muscles from walking upright. Then there are the unfortunate, quirky and ...
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Have you realized...: My Hooptie
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Finding the joy and humor in the little things in life. Monday, April 11, 2011. Have you realized how absurd car names are? It's like the people working at major car manufacturers put a bunch of syllables together and pick some at random. The Toyota Deliboy: Freaky fast, freaky good. Instead of writing a bunch of nonsense about cars and their names I am going to supply you with a list of absurd car names. The order has nothing to do with the absurdness of each name. Party on, Wayne. Party on, Garth.
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Have you realized...: Did I do that?
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Finding the joy and humor in the little things in life. Wednesday, April 6, 2011. Did I do that? Have you realized how "inappropriate" some completely natural bodily functions are? Some are obvious. Others, even more obvious. What happens when he comes to life? Why can't we just fart whenever our body is ready to? Sure, it smells sometimes but honestly, how can you think a fart isn't. They are deceptively cute - silent but deadly. The problem is, an excuse like that won't work in public. Instead, we ...
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Have you realized...: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
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Finding the joy and humor in the little things in life. Monday, April 18, 2011. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Have you realized the extent of the love-hate relationship between Michigan residents and snow? You'd think the two are going through a divorce settlement or something. I wouldn't want a yellow cheesecake hat either. Have you ever noticed how quiet and peaceful everything is when it's snowing? It's like you really do live in Bedford Falls. My mouth's bleedin' Burt! Case in point: i...
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Have you realized...: As queer as a three dollar bill
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Finding the joy and humor in the little things in life. Monday, April 25, 2011. As queer as a three dollar bill. Have you realized there is only one non-president on currently minted money in the United States? I thought the Founding Fathers wanted to prevent monopolies. Monopoly has the right idea: don't even both with coins. You fought for women's suffrage? I think that merits a spot on the dollar coin. Salmon P. Chase also did it. If you're like me and have NO idea who Salmon P. Chase. The US. Tre...
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Have you realized...: It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
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Finding the joy and humor in the little things in life. Tuesday, April 19, 2011. It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake. Have you realized that cakes are no longer just for eating. They have grown from something you eat on a birthday to a piece of art that showcases a baker's ability. Even Roofus gets a gourmet carrot cake on his birthday. Is that a Gray Ranger? Why are there only three? What is going on? I would be scared to eat most of the cakes made today though. I haven't counted but a rough esti...
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Have you realized...: Perfect pants produce perpetual pleasure
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Finding the joy and humor in the little things in life. Friday, April 8, 2011. Perfect pants produce perpetual pleasure. Have you realized how easily a great pair of pants can make any day infinitely better? As long as you are feelin' good and lookin' good your self esteem skyrockets. Even if you get your pants from the toilet store, if you like them, it's reason to celebrate. If they fit well enough, you don't even need to wear a shirt. On the dreaded days where your favorite pair are dirty and you have...
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Have you realized...: Naked and famous
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Finding the joy and humor in the little things in life. Thursday, April 14, 2011. Have you realized that the companies in fashion magazines like Vogue seem to be advertising to the wrong crowd? Naked women don't appeal to most women. She just had her wisdom teeth taken out. Whenever I have the privilege of peaking inside an issue of Vogue. I notice the ads. This is mostly due to the fact that the whole magazine is one big ad. It's also a little bit because there are a bunch of naked women. I get that the...
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Have you realized...: (Love is like a) Heat Wave
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Finding the joy and humor in the little things in life. Monday, April 11, 2011. Love is like a) Heat Wave. Have you realized how relative comfortableness with weather is? No matter what it's like outside, there's going to be somebody that's unhappy. I don't know what happened. I went in to get ice cream and when I cam out it was snowing! I heard a few people complaining. Complaining that it was too hot. A 50 degree day in the South, however, elicits pandemonium. It might snow if it's 50, right? And the n...
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Have you realized...: Your body is a wonderland
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Finding the joy and humor in the little things in life. Wednesday, April 13, 2011. Your body is a wonderland. Have you realized how unnecessary some human body parts are? Maybe they used to serve some purpose but here's to hoping evolution kicks in gear and takes care of them. That doesn't look like supplementary information. At the end of a book or paper to me. How many functions does one's appendix serve? New research, however. Another example, nipples on a man. What's the point? One more. Leg hair...
