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Turnipism: January 2014

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January 24, 2014. Breaking news, people. Put down the ice cream and pay attention. I hope you're sitting down, or at least leaning against something sturdy. Yes, the refrigerator will do. Again, please put down the ice cream. Okay. Justin Bieber has been arrested. Earlier this month Beiber egged his neighbour's house and apparently did thousands of dollars worth of damage. Thousands? Was he using a catapult to hurl ostrich eggs, or was he wielding some rapid fire quail egg gatling gun? Can't we find a ha...

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Turnipism: Doing Laps at the Buffet

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January 15, 2014. Doing Laps at the Buffet. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Mitch and Roland: #71 Bargain. SMS (So Much Stuff). Doing Laps at the Buffet. Fork vs. Ford. More Things Im Tired of Seeing on the Bus. Not By Needs Nor Nature. Seoulseek - Sam's Blog. View my complete profile. 169; Turnipism 2012. All written and illustrated content is the property of the author. Awesome Inc. template. Template images by mammuth.

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Turnipism: September 2013

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September 6, 2013. Less is Less: A Short Story About Cake. Long ago humans desired sweets and an excuse to consume sweets at any opportunity. Great minds came together and the cake was created. Any and all celebrations were instantly enhanced. Later as the popularity of cakes grew the ease of personal cake transport became a concern. While a slice of cake was nice, a miniature version would be easier to consume on the go. Soon the cupcake made shockwaves of joy around the world. The Council has spoken!

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Turnipism: August 2014

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August 14, 2014. Goodbye, Mr. Williams. It's difficult and shocking for the world to lose someone as talented and amazing as Robin Williams. It's even more shocking to lose him in this manner. For my entire life he been an icon of comedy and boundless enthusiasm. It's just so hard to reconcile that persona with this untimely end. Who could ever imagine a light that bright would extinguish itself? The first movie I can recall seeing at the theatre without my parents was Aladdin. Magazine and discovering t...

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Turnipism: March 2013

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March 1, 2013. Stuff That Happened Last Month. So Hungry I Could Mistakingly Eat A Horse! No doubt you've heard about the horse meat scandal and feel free to insert your own hotdog joke here. But seriously, this is an outrage. Can you imagine how betrayed the meat-eating public must feel to buy the flesh of one quadruped farm animal for consumption and then find out that it's actually the flesh of some OTHER quadruped farm animal? Pope Benequit Says No More! Terror in the Skies! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).

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Turnipism: December 2014

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December 28, 2014. Well, it's been fun. As this eighth year of Turnipism comes to a close I've decided to shut this mother down. Okay, . I'm not angrily slamming the doors and deleting the whole shebang. It's more like I'm setting the blog free into the wild and driving off in my sweet limited edition custom hover-car. And, for anyone interested in more of my creative outlets, I have been frequently sharing my origami efforts on Instagram which can be found here. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). 169; Turnipis...

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Turnipism: The Line

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May 3, 2014. On my way to work I often will pick up my morning coffee at Tim Hortons, as is required of all Canadians by law. Because my commute is long and unpredictable I will sometimes be pressed for time when I get in the lineup. Invariably when the clock is ticking, the people in front of me are ordering huge quantities of food and drink. When they break out a list of items and begin ordering for 900 people at J.Q. Dumptruck and Sons, I want to begin punching everyone. Thanks a lot. Look, I don'...

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Turnipism: The End

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December 28, 2014. Well, it's been fun. As this eighth year of Turnipism comes to a close I've decided to shut this mother down. Okay, . I'm not angrily slamming the doors and deleting the whole shebang. It's more like I'm setting the blog free into the wild and driving off in my sweet limited edition custom hover-car. And, for anyone interested in more of my creative outlets, I have been frequently sharing my origami efforts on Instagram which can be found here. December 29, 2014 at 9:58 AM. 169; Turnip...

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Turnipism: April 2013

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April 22, 2013. Betting on the False Alarm. The other night as I was readying myself for slumber, my apartment building's fire alarm began to blare. I begrudgingly got dressed, grabbed some pocket essentials, and hit the stairs down to the lobby just as firefighters were arriving. In the end, it was a false alarm. A shitty prank, but I'll take a prank over all my belongings going up in smoke any day. So what's the point? These things happen all the time. Okay, but not everyone will be home all the time.

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novamade: it's that time of year again...novakkah 2014, day 1

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Laquo; a tale of sweater woe. Novakkah 2014, day 3 ». May 05, 2014. It's that time of year again.novakkah 2014, day 1. In case you were wondering,  the mantra for the first day of Novakkah 2014 was pretty much, screw the sombrero, wheres my crown.  Or, you know, something like that.  My kids picked out a crown for me this year and I wore it at work today.  Probably for a good three hours (it got kinda heavy, being royalty is hard work, who knew? Share a happy birthday memory. I will take comments for thi...