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Tales from the Funny Farm: April 2008

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Monday, April 28, 2008. Tonight I want to talk about sun dried tomatoes. Or termaters , as we call them here in Arkansas."OH GAWD" , I can hear you say. She has run out of things to write about and now she wants to talk about termaters! But I haven't. I have a lot to say about a lot of STUFF! Just ask my husband. Anyway ,I have had sundried flavored. Things before , but never any real. Because they don't sell. Rotten food ,Mom." HA! I had wanted to try them before , but they we...

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Tales from the Funny Farm: May 2009

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Tuesday, May 26, 2009. We have a winner! The winner for the $25.00 gift certificate for ecostore has been randomly picked.and the winner is.Dorlene! Dorlene , I can't find your e-mail address. You can email it to me at ava collett@hotmail.com. I need it for the company to be able to send you the certificate.It will not be used for any other purpose. Thanks to everyone who entered. Sunday, May 24, 2009. Contest for ecostore products. It's good for the environment. Anyway , if yo...

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Tales from the Funny Farm: January 2010

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Sunday, January 31, 2010. Things that don't work around here. You can only see things in the rear and on the right side with them. How ridiculous is that? One of my drawers in the kitchen doesn't work. This may not seem important, but when you consider that I only had 4 to start with, to me that makes it pretty important. The whole front of the drawer just fell off one day. At first I propped it back up there cause it looked better you know? Wednesday, January 27, 2010. So afte...

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Tales from the Funny Farm: June 2008

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Monday, June 30, 2008. My internet has been messed up so haven't posted in awhile. I should be posting new stories in a day or so. Hey , wonder if anyone even realized I was gone? Friday, June 20, 2008. Once upon a time. In a land not so far away ( called Arkansas ) there lived a girl (woman , old lady , whatever ) named Avarella. Did not have to wear rags , she always had one in her hand , so to her it was the same difference , if you know what I mean. One day when Avarella.

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Tales from the Funny Farm: October 2010

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Saturday, October 9, 2010. Maybe I can do most of them tomorrow , you know? Which brings me to the point I'm trying to make. People think I'm eccentric. Now that I think about it , it might not be the 8 blue toenails that make people think I'm eccentric. What I tell myself they think , except that one woman that called me just plain old crazy.but that's. Story But I'm getting side swiped. I mean tracked .yea that's. Itside TRACKED. Ok. But the others were wayyyyyyyyy. I keep sa...

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Tales from the Funny Farm: August 2008

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Monday, August 25, 2008. Seriously though , the other day I read that experts say that women lose 10% of their brain cells when they're pregnant. I have 6 boys. If this is true , then I'm in deep *hit. My nose is OK I guess. It was kinda small to start with , so when I get old ( OK , I hear you snickering , I mean REALLY old ) maybe it'll be normal sized. Anyway , the doctor told me that my purse was too heavy! Well , I never heard such a thing! Well I wasn't born yesterday you...

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Tales from the Funny Farm: Homework

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Friday, March 12, 2010. Came across this today and wanted to share! I tried to make it bigger but I couldn't. You can still read it though! That is the funniest thing I have seen all week! Will be laughing for hours to come. March 13, 2010 at 1:38 AM. This is so cute! March 13, 2010 at 10:24 AM. This is hilarious. Thanks for posting, I needed a laugh. These are the funny things that we have to laugh at! March 28, 2010 at 8:46 PM. April 12, 2010 at 11:06 AM. Welcome to The Funny...

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Tales from the Funny Farm: February 2010

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Tuesday, February 2, 2010. This is my son , Paul , and his family.Paul is the third from the oldest. Leave it to him to build an igloo when everyone else is building snowmen. And today is my grandsons birthday. Easy to remember cause its Groundhog Day! My kids make my head hurt. Brought a note home , but they probably. Put it in the hamster cage so that " Cookie would have something to read". My ears hurt because I hear HEAINTTHEBOSSAME. Helping Jordan catch a frog. Writing Uni...

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Tales from the Funny Farm: April 2009

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Sunday, April 26, 2009. Sleeping With The Enemy. Thursday, April 23, 2009. Anyway , the other boy has plenty of stuff in His backpack , I'll tell you that much! Now I know I'm their mother and I'm supposed to do things for them , without expecting anything in return. And you know , when those boys see their teachers , they say , "Good morning , Mrs. so and so , how are you? When they see me they say , "Did you get me anything? Tuesday, April 21, 2009. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).

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Tales from the Funny Farm: Don't fall down......

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Saturday, March 6, 2010. Besides , I don't need no scooter. I still feel like I'm 16 , except when I'm awake. Don't they think that these offers might depress us old people. I don't know about you , but I don't want to be buried until I'm stinking. Yesterday when I got that offer , I checked, and so far I still smell fine. I mean , I had just got home from work so I didn't smell like a bed of roses , but geez. I didn't need to be BURIED , for Pete's. Luckily , every time. Peopl...