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» Here we go, I guess..
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Here we go, I guess. S01E10 The Tale of Jake and the Leprechaun (ugh). By the time I finish all of these I will have seen this intro about one hundred and forty times. I can never get that time back. So here is another one of me and IAMRICKSEE’s reviews of this awful show. Click” read more” to read more, dicklards. Are you fucking kidding me? This kid looks like he would be in a Twizzlers commercial. Oh this guy is drinking some weird mystery potion, but it’s just fireball mixed with some unicorn p...
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Archive for the ‘whatevs’ Category. Laquo; Older Entries. Comments Off on Here. You do whatever you want, all the time, we’ll just work around you…. Free cutlery, we can cut our own balls off, Jeff! Today I had to take a trip to the dark, stinking pits of human waste that is Wal-Mart. First, when did going to this place on a Monday afternoon become the equivalent of going to the mall on Christmas Eve? Why are there so many handicapped spots here? Try our delicious pumpkin spice vienna sausages! Don’...
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» A day late, a deity short…
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A day late, a deity short…. This entry was posted on Monday, April 21st, 2014 at 2:12 pm and is filed under whatevs. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. Feed Both comments and pings are currently closed. Laquo; I think Peter needs counseling and the animals he fucks do too. Why I Probably Hate You: The Small Talk Edition. Movie Reviews w/Sarah and Joe. Mp3 of the moment. Subscribe, you whores! Ice and The Face. Design by www.handyvergleich.mobi.
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» Why I Probably Hate You: The Small Talk Edition
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Why I Probably Hate You: The Small Talk Edition. I hate all of these people. 2 The “how are you” walk-by: This is a really dirty version of small talk, where the perpetrator tries to sideswipe you with conversation as you innocently attempt to avoid eye contact and move past them and on with your life. They walk past you and in mid-step they vomit the dreaded “Hey, how are you” out of their infected mouth parts. IN MID STEP! Why aren’t there any “Keep the Han in Hanukkah” stickers? I don’t have one...
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» The Great New Old Days
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The Great New Old Days. It seems they are currently a reference to the first half of the 20. How the hell will people in the future EVER see these as The Good Old Days when they look and smell and sound like THIS? There HAS to be a better way. Suddenly, you look out the window of your 40. You can do it yourself! Upon hearing you in my mind, I think-shout back, Shit, back in the day, the bulk of your job would be finished. You’d be standing there with a kid out of your hair, openly hanging out above t...
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» Let’s all act like we do on the internet!
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Let’s all act like we do on the internet! Helen Keller and a young Wilford Brimely. One of the things I hate most about communicating with the general public is their constant need to bait me into pretending I care what they’re talking about. When you say “you’ll never guess what amazing thing happened to me today! 8221;, you’re absolutely right, I won’t. I have been met with many an uncomfortable quiet stare of those waiting for me to reply with “OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED? About as many people as would ac...
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Archive for the ‘review’ Category. The Tale of The d… wait… no…. Season 1 Episode 11. The Tale of The Dark Music. Here I am, and here you are. A weird turn of events, for sure, but let us look past that. I am here to tell you the tale of the tale of the dark music. For that is the next in our traipsing through the cinematic majesty that is are you afraid of the dark. shall we begin. Yeah don’t be strange Frank, be normal like these piss ass sack mongers. Season 01 Episode 12! The Tale of The Prom Queen.
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» S01E09 Are You Afraid Of The Dark – The Tale Of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
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S01E09 Are You Afraid Of The Dark – The Tale Of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. Kids have Michael Jordan rookie cards before he was a rapey douche, or was that some other dude I’m thinking of? Ugh I hate that failed Harry Potter kid’s face. Blahblahblah. The Tale of the Sorcerer’s Apprentice (watch it below, if it behooves you). OMG the big plastic snake belonged to a sorcerer! 8220;Don’t be afraid to touch” -Said every woman in a soft core porn on a shitty cable station ever! What is going on? Except the fuc...
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» Hey, it’s another joint “Are You Afraid of Annoying Nineties Kids?” review! (pt 1)
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Hey, it’s another joint “Are You Afraid of Annoying Nineties Kids? So, IAMRICKSEE and I decided to make poor life choices again and do another Are You Afraid of the Dark? S01E07 -The Tale of the Captured Souls. Click to watch the nightmare on the you tubes). I wonder whose attic they filmed this opening in…. Stupid multi-racial nineties kids having a campfire hootenanny. Ethnic girl #1 tells the story of the tale of blah blah souls blahblah…. The kid that lived under the stairs in that movie about people...
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