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Half Gorilla- Half Daisy Cutter | That is his name, sir: Major Asshole.
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That is his name, sir: Major Asshole. Half Gorilla- Half Daisy Cutter January 3, 2009. I rung in 2009 on a pretty good note on the show front. Yesterday at the 1511. I was able to see a pretty ruling show featuring some awesome people. Indianapolis’ Denogginizer played first. They played well, although I was busy eating during a large portion of their set. Next was Half-Gorilla. They played really well, the mix of the band was off and it just sounded kind of muddy and really hard to differentiate between...
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IMPORTANT QUESTION | That is his name, sir: Major Asshole.
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That is his name, sir: Major Asshole. IMPORTANT QUESTION January 3, 2009. Ok Here is a debate my wife and I have been having for months. The topic is this: Laura believes that somewhere in the world there is a person whose favorite movie is Wayne’s World 2. While I do not deny that the movie is decent and has some funny parts (namely Chris Farley’s “I got no where to go! 1 Comment ». Blog posts from Ian? 8212; January 12, 2009 @ 1:40 am. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. You are commen...
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A Few Movies and a Joke | That is his name, sir: Major Asshole.
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That is his name, sir: Major Asshole. A Few Movies and a Joke January 2, 2009. Recently, I discovered that I can stream my Netflix movies to my Xbox. Sounds like an awesome idea, right? Well, it is, except the only movies that I can stream through my box are movies that no one would really want to rent. Take what I watched yesterday:. Paul Mooney- Analyzing White America. Next, I watched this kick ass BBC “Documentary” series called. Before the Dinosaurs: Walking with Monsters. Leave a Comment ». 28 year...
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They Call Me The Working Man | That is his name, sir: Major Asshole.
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That is his name, sir: Major Asshole. They Call Me The Working Man December 27, 2007. And that’s what I am, while being constantly annoyed by the following people while at work (Thanks to the peeps at the Kruse-Phillips X-Mas Blast on Saturday for their input):. 1 The Dieter (Seriously. I don’t care how many points that doughnut is worth. Seriously.). 2 The Celeb Gossiper. 3 The Devil’s Advocate. 4 The Total Bummer (I know that working usually blows, but be excited about something. Goddamnit! I left some...
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Santa Claus = God Jr. | That is his name, sir: Major Asshole.
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That is his name, sir: Major Asshole. Santa Claus = God Jr. December 21, 2007. I had a kid ask me the other day, “Ian, is Santa Claus real? I also found out that Santa’s reindeer is an allusion to Germanic pagan deity, Odin. That’s pretty metal, I guess. 1 Comment ». 8212; December 23, 2007 @ 3:33 am. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out.
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If I Wrote This Modern World… | That is his name, sir: Major Asshole.
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That is his name, sir: Major Asshole. If I Wrote This Modern World… December 19, 2007. This would be my “seasonal” comic:. Right Wing Religious Dude- “Santa Claus is corrupting the meaning of Christmas! We need to do away with Santa Claus and teach the real story behind Christmas: the birth of Christ! The Penguin- “Sir? You do realize that Santa Claus is derived from St. Nicholas, right? Right Wing Religious Dude and The Penguin stare uncomfortably. How do you respond to that? 2 Comments ». You are comme...
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Here I am Now, Entertain Me. | That is his name, sir: Major Asshole.
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That is his name, sir: Major Asshole. Here I am Now, Entertain Me. January 2, 2009. Happy freaking 2009. If you look at my posting history, I wasn’t very deep into the blog in 2008. Sorry. I had shit to do. Here you go. My 2009 gift for you. Entertain me, fuckos. Leave a Comment ». Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. Jokes That Missed the Cut.
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Marriage | That is his name, sir: Major Asshole.
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That is his name, sir: Major Asshole. Marriage December 23, 2007. I got nothing new today. So, as filler, here’s another joke that has missed the cut. What can I say? It missed the cut. I’m not promising freaking Bill Hicks. Give me a break. Posted in Jokes That Missed the Cut. 1 Comment ». Funny, I think. Come back to work at Day Adult.Tons of material there… Really I promise. 8212; December 24, 2007 @ 1:22 pm. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Address never made public).
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The Hierarchy of Bass Playing: A Case Study | That is his name, sir: Major Asshole.
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That is his name, sir: Major Asshole. The Hierarchy of Bass Playing: A Case Study December 18, 2007. Case Study 1- Metallica. 1 Play with your fingers. 2 Play with a pick. I needn’t say any more. 1 Comment ». I want you to work that into a comedy act! 8212; December 19, 2007 @ 12:11 pm. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. Matt & Christine.
