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Half Past Maria: November 2006
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It's About That Time. Thursday, November 30, 2006. Some boys don't deserve their Blue Moon. What kind of guy walks out on the fuck of the year? Just because I want to capture our precious moment on film? I know it's not me, so it's gotta be him. Who the hell does he think he is? On an unrelated note, if Amber keeps frequenting Ground Zero. Should I have picked up on the signs while we were together? Probably. But I had a lot of other shit on my mind at the time. Posted by Alexis @ 1:38 AM. Ugh, what a bo...
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Half Past Maria: February 2007
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It's About That Time. Wednesday, February 28, 2007. I'm off of Midwestern white boys. I don't want to talk about it tonight, because it's way too late to go into all the bulletpoints of why I'm swearing them off, but I just wanted to announce it now. Posted by Alexis @ 1:30 AM. Links to this post. Tuesday, February 20, 2007. More from Sextrology: The Astrology of Sex and the Sexes. Posted by Alexis @ 6:28 PM. Links to this post. Wednesday, February 14, 2007. Getting a PAP. At least she was gentle. Daytim...
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Half Past Maria: March 2007
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It's About That Time. Wednesday, March 21, 2007. So I've noticed a bit of a problem now that I'm done with white boys (The White Man Ban, if you will). Here in the land of milk and honey, there's an awful lot of Caucasian floating around. And not much sexual chocolate, Latin heat, or. whatever clever phrase you want to tag boys of the Asian persuasion. I haven't been laid in two months, people. This must be remedied. But how? Or a sweet Chicano with interests ranging beyond marriage and procreation?
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Half Past Maria: September 2006
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It's About That Time. Wednesday, September 27, 2006. When your list of hobbies includes bedding bartenders, you expect to get stood up once in a while. But three strikes and you're out, baby. I don't care how pretty you are. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with guys these days? Get out there and get laid, for chrissakes. My boy du jour. Is having some sort of crisis over our sex-only relationship. Who cares if I don't want to have dinner first? Posted by Alexis @ 3:47 PM. Links to this post. Man, I wis...
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Half Past Maria: April 2007
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It's About That Time. Wednesday, April 18, 2007. All of my exes were either vegetarians already or became vegetarians during or after their relationship with me. Posted by Alexis @ 2:54 PM. Links to this post. Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States. Http:/ girlfriday.typepad.com/. View my complete profile. That Was So Last Month.
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Half Past Maria: December 2006
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It's About That Time. Wednesday, December 20, 2006. Damn, the neti pot. Really works. The concept is slightly icky, the sensation is quite strange, and the taste of salt water running through your nasal passages isn't exactly pleasant, but, my God, I can breathe again. At least the cat keeps me company, even though she just sleeps all damn day. I wish I could sleep like that. Which person do you go to when you need soup and medicine, when you're the one who's everyone else's go-to person? FMR: "Yeah, wel...
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Half Past Maria: January 2007
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It's About That Time. Friday, January 26, 2007. Oh, you haven't seen it? You gotta watch it. What do you mean you don't have Bravo? I thought you said you had cable.". I just can't justify the cost of going with Basic 2 Cable, though. It's like another $15.00 a month. However, I totally went for the Basic Cable trick (which is the same price as just Internet, remember) and had the cable guy over here a couple of days ago to install it. Amber. So here's the question: Do I call the guy in a couple of weeks?
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Half Past Maria: October 2006
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It's About That Time. Tuesday, October 31, 2006. I'll have a Dos Equis and a shot of Grand Marnier.". Sip one, gulp the other. Waves of warmth. Your cheeks flush. Fingers, once stiff and cold, are now hot and nimble. Eyes flicker around the bar. Glass chandeliers hover. He says they look like upside-down bouquets. Two more, baby.". Sure, yeah, another round.". That's what it is. Too perfect. No twists and turns. I don't like them crazy. Just a little bit wicked. Posted by Alexis @ 6:11 PM. Psychiatricall...
