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Jiminy Christmas!: Spencer Who? Oh...I Don't Care
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Wednesday, June 3, 2009. I'm not a supporter of reality television. Let me just get that out there. What I am a supporter of, is people acting like retards and supporting the furthering of their public humiliation. Enter: Spencer Pratt. He's one of the contestants on NBC's latest gem I'm a Celebrity.Get Me Out of Here! You know, that show that the Rod Blagojevich was almost. Well, he's married to Heidi Montag, from Laguna Beach. No, The City. No, Newport Harbor: The Real Orange County. Lox Populi - The R...
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Jiminy Christmas!: May 2009
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Sunday, May 24, 2009. Jiminy Opinionist: Angels and Demons. Fuck it." That's pretty much the attitude one has to have when going into any Dan Brown endeavor, but more on that later. The mega author (and now house hold name) responsible for both The DaVinci Code. And Angels and Demons. Tom Hanks. is. back. as Harvard "symbologist" Robert Langdon, though you wouldn't really know his profession from the plot of the movie. Here's where the "fuck it" theory comes into play. The only good news out of all this?
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Jiminy Christmas!: The Death of Auto Tuning
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Friday, September 4, 2009. The Death of Auto Tuning. Shorty, it's over. Like, it's really. Over this time. T-Pain, we're done with you and we're kicking your shit. In this case, your shit refers to the global phenomenon known as auto tuning. You've popularized it and exploited it for too long. Your lyrics don't make sense and you don't even sing! You use technology for evil and everyone has had enough. Because today marks the release of "I Am T-Pain," the iPhone app that allows anyone. Required Reading (...
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Jiminy Christmas!: This Week in Shameless Self Promotion (TWiSSP)
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Friday, May 22, 2009. This Week in Shameless Self Promotion (TWiSSP). Jiminy Christmas is proud to introduce a brand spanking new feature called This Week in Shameless Self Promotion (TWiSSP. Each week I'll post some drivel about something that only benefits me and what I'm doing outside of writing this blog. Thanks for playing along! Who has been running this ship? A fantastic NY Foodie blog. I've written a couple of posts (links below), taken plenty of photos, scoured the web for stories that other...
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Jiminy Christmas!: "Motherlover"
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Monday, May 11, 2009. If you didn't catch the new Digital Short on this weeks SNL, it's a doozy. It's called "Motherlover" and it's the newest JT/Samberg mashup that takes place five months after "Dick in a Box." I wasn't a huge dick in a box fan, but I'm glad to report that this new track is hilarious and the video is seriously priceless, especially with the Susan Sarandon and Patricia Clarkson cameos. It's been a busy week, more real posts to come soon. Until then, stew on this:. Posted by Matt Duckor.
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Jiminy Christmas!: Jiminy Opinionist: Angels and Demons
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Sunday, May 24, 2009. Jiminy Opinionist: Angels and Demons. Fuck it." That's pretty much the attitude one has to have when going into any Dan Brown endeavor, but more on that later. The mega author (and now house hold name) responsible for both The DaVinci Code. And Angels and Demons. Tom Hanks. is. back. as Harvard "symbologist" Robert Langdon, though you wouldn't really know his profession from the plot of the movie. Here's where the "fuck it" theory comes into play. The only good news out of all this?
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Jiminy Christmas!: March 2009
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Monday, March 30, 2009. The Politics of Porn, British Style. And it all comes back to the British, first this. Jacqui Smith, Britain's Home Minister, whatever that is, has gotten herself into a little bit of trouble. And it's embarrassing. If my reimagining of Bruce's album cover didn't give it away- it involves porn. So what's the lesson here? What can we learn from Jacqui Smith, besides her hilarious penchant for government subsidized pornography? Original Article via Huffington Post. Here at Jiminy Ch...
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Jiminy Christmas!: Swine Flu - It's Sweeping the Nation!
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Swine Flu - It's Sweeping the Nation! I don't know how this happened, but somehow it's been nearly two weeks since my last update. Unacceptable, you say? It only seemed fitting that I come back with something important. Something so. Important that it's being covered non stop by everyone from Matt Lauer to Glenn Beck. Swine Flu Sweeping the Nation: Jews Win Again! This seems totally logical. What do you think? To see The Daily Show's. Take on the story, see the video below. Lox P...
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Jiminy Christmas!: June 2009
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Wednesday, June 3, 2009. I'm not a supporter of reality television. Let me just get that out there. What I am a supporter of, is people acting like retards and supporting the furthering of their public humiliation. Enter: Spencer Pratt. He's one of the contestants on NBC's latest gem I'm a Celebrity.Get Me Out of Here! You know, that show that the Rod Blagojevich was almost. Well, he's married to Heidi Montag, from Laguna Beach. No, The City. No, Newport Harbor: The Real Orange County. Lox Populi - The R...
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