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Oh, What the Crap.: January 2013
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Oh, What the Crap. Life is in the details, too. Thursday, January 17, 2013. So I booted his ass into the ditch. Connor has to run a trivia game in one of his classes tomorrow. I insisted that he take candy for the winners because how can a game that ends in candy be anything less than kickass? So I picked up some Jolly Ranchers for him, Nerds for me, on the way home from his hockey practice. By the way, convenience store? You're welcome for his stinky self not coming in with me. 0 Reactions to This.
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Oh, What the Crap.: February 2011
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Oh, What the Crap. Life is in the details, too. Friday, February 25, 2011. Dear Charlie Sheen: wtf. Is there some urban legend about crystal meth remnants, too? If so, then it also applies. That, or the syphilis has gotten all the way to your brain. Also, make up your mind- will you be surrounding yourself with a porn paradise or the love of your ex-wives and children? One or the other, asshole, you can't have both. Ergo, you have no mighty band of followers. Get over yourself. 1 Reactions to This. Breat...
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Oh, What the Crap.: May 2011
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Oh, What the Crap. Life is in the details, too. Sunday, May 15, 2011. I did the friendly thing and did not post this without giving them ample opportunity to respond. A copy of an email I sent to a company:. And they did nothing. That's it, Martin's. I'm calling you out, for the entire internet to see! Writhe in the muck that shall now be your reputation! Lovingly Written for You by Sarah. 2 Reactions to This. Links to this post. Random Ways this Connects to Other Posts fooding. Saturday, May 14, 2011.
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Oh, What the Crap.: Eff You, New York
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Oh, What the Crap. Life is in the details, too. Thursday, December 3, 2009. Eff You, New York. Hey, New York, go join Maine. In the corner. Assholes. Ever take a history class? Hell, most of you should remember when our federal government had to make. Certain states allow interracial marriage. How embarrassing! Imagine being a politician in a state that did something as awful as to not allow two people of different races to marry! Well, you fucktards, that's how history will remember you. I mean, I am.
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Oh, What the Crap.: October 2013
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Oh, What the Crap. Life is in the details, too. Wednesday, October 16, 2013. I know I've had too much to drink when TLC gets me in the feels. And then the husband says something along the lines of, "Well, fine, but. this is a family. And how does this work if I were to die? Because this is about all of you in relation to each other.". And then I teared up because, seriously, what the hell, ladies? Math is only sometimes my strong-suit, but I'm pretty sure it's sound, here. 0 Reactions to This. Connor: To...
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Oh, What the Crap.: Haha, get it? "Face" the facts? I kill me.
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Oh, What the Crap. Life is in the details, too. Sunday, February 17, 2013. Haha, get it? The line under your eye is not eyeliner. It's a wrinkle. Please stop trying to remove it with a q-tip. Face the facts,. Lovingly Written for You by Sarah. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Mommyblog this is not. I mean, I am. A mom And I do. Talk about the evil-doers. But if you're looking for tips? Birth control. Or alcohol. Or both. My genius you missed when you were "busy" with your "life". Haha, get it?
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Oh, What the Crap.: June 2011
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Oh, What the Crap. Life is in the details, too. Monday, June 20, 2011. Do the right thing, New York Senate. A little over a year and a half ago, I sort of ripped NYS a new one. Because of a defeated gay marriage bill. I swore and called names, threw in a minor threat or two. Now's the time, New York. Lovingly Written for You by Sarah. 0 Reactions to This. Links to this post. Random Ways this Connects to Other Posts none of those other labels apply. Friday, June 17, 2011. All the damn time:. Apparently I'...
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Oh, What the Crap.: ...so I booted his ass into the ditch.
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Oh, What the Crap. Life is in the details, too. Thursday, January 17, 2013. So I booted his ass into the ditch. Connor has to run a trivia game in one of his classes tomorrow. I insisted that he take candy for the winners because how can a game that ends in candy be anything less than kickass? So I picked up some Jolly Ranchers for him, Nerds for me, on the way home from his hockey practice. By the way, convenience store? You're welcome for his stinky self not coming in with me. No Child Left Where?
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Oh, What the Crap.: December 2010
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Oh, What the Crap. Life is in the details, too. Sunday, December 5, 2010. The Irishish Doesn't Suck. While I know it may not be technically. True, in my book Irish Coffee simply refers to coffee that has become even more fun to drink by the addition of alcohol. Sure, Irish Whiskey is the traditional route, but that's not necessarily the most creative recipe ever. And I like creating new recipes! Sometimes that's a new blend for mashed potatoes, sometimes it's a new modification to a pie, but tonight!
