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This Can't End Well: March 2007
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This Can't End Well. Embracing my inner mediocrity since 2007. Thursday, March 29, 2007. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America Make For Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. A few short notes on Borat (2006, Larry Charles) [78]. I assumed, after the huge hype, the blockbuster receipts, and the inevitable backlash, that this would never live up to the acclaim and derision. I was very, very wrong. Consistently hilarious - they had me with "The Running of the Jew". But, as Mike D'Angelo said of A Mighty Wind.
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This Can't End Well: June 2010
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This Can't End Well. Embracing my inner mediocrity since 2007. Monday, June 14, 2010. She Gave Me The Golamine Beads: Ishtar (1987, Elaine May). For the 4th Annual White Elephant Blogathon, hosted by Paul Clark at Silly Hats Only. Not to make any excuses, but there's a reason the last entry in this blog was. So: Have people actually. Since ISHTAR is unavailable on DVD in America. er, what I'm saying is, pardon the crappy resolution and Swedish subtitles.). I think ISHTAR would win over most people if giv...
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This Can't End Well: The Whitest Kid You Know
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This Can't End Well. Embracing my inner mediocrity since 2007. Tuesday, April 1, 2008. The Whitest Kid You Know. Seen for the White Elephant Blog-a-Thon. 1 10 Tracks of Wack: . Kickin' It Old Skool (2007, Harvey Glazer). 3 It's hard to be a white, male, middle-class rap fan and not feel on some level that, as much as you might love the music, that you're always on the outside of it. A slight inferiority complex. Am I really. 4 You have a thirty-two year old protagonist who's just woken up from a...
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This Can't End Well: "The Watchman" Ends!
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This Can't End Well. Embracing my inner mediocrity since 2007. Tuesday, February 3, 2009. Well, that wasn't a bad run for my first time as a paid columnist. I mean, it could've been better, sure, but the fact that I was able to do it for approximately eight months and complete 17 articles (and one unpublished one) is, by my standards, quite the accomplishment. I figured when Laura arrived, I wasn't gonna get shit done, so, yay for me. Review, and I think the Iron Man. I'll tell you what happened. Make no...
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This Can't End Well: February 2008
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This Can't End Well. Embracing my inner mediocrity since 2007. Saturday, February 16, 2008. Muriel Awards 2006: Best Breakthrough Performance. A little over a year ago, I wrote. That I'd be posting my ballot for the 2006 Muriel Awards. I said "coming soon", and a year's pretty soon if you look at it, y'know, from geological point of view. Anyway, I'm going to post last year's equivalent category when the 2007 appears on Paul's site. 1 Ellen Page, Hard Candy. 3 Martin Campbell, Casino Royale. A former mob...
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This Can't End Well: December 2007
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This Can't End Well. Embracing my inner mediocrity since 2007. Sunday, December 23, 2007. Catsup, Part 2. Part two in my attempt to recap all the movies I haven't already written about. I'm allowed to keep it to one sentence if I want. Funny that hasn't happened yet. The Return of Count Yorga (1971, Bob Kelljan) [68]:. Kelljan died too early with too few features under his belt to get a Taratinoized rebirth, but dammit, he deserves it. His three vampire films - Count Yorga, Vampire. And this, the Yorga.
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This Can't End Well: April 2008
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This Can't End Well. Embracing my inner mediocrity since 2007. Wednesday, April 2, 2008. Well, it actually debuted. A couple months ago, but I've been busy.). In case you read this blog and don't follow me on. And if so - who. I've been hired on at the new comic book site. 160;to cover comic book-related movies, TV shows and DVDs. It's called. And I'm pretty damn excited about it - not to mention it gives me an excuse to actually get out and see stuff in the theater for once, dammit. . Seen for the Whi...
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This Can't End Well: January 2008
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This Can't End Well. Embracing my inner mediocrity since 2007. Friday, January 25, 2008. Not Necessarily The 3rd Annual Onion A/V Club Film Poll Ballot. But I went with it anyway, because Vern is brilliant. [My writing isn't brilliant, that is, but Vern is.] But I didn't want this first draft to go to waste, especially since it includes a bit about running zombies I've been meaning to write for about 3 1/2 years now. Enjoy. Oh, and serious SPOILERS, of course.). Where he's trying to get on the bus before...
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This Can't End Well: 71 Tweets (Runaway, 1984, Michael Crichton)
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This Can't End Well. Embracing my inner mediocrity since 2007. Friday, April 1, 2011. 71 Tweets (Runaway, 1984, Michael Crichton). Written for the 5th Annual White Elephant Blogathon. Hosted by Paul Clark at Silly Hats Only.). 1 How many best-selling authors are also pretty good directors? That's what always kills me about Crichton. I will assume he also had a 10 inch cock and his piss was literally a stream of gold. See also: Miller, Frank, THE SPIRIT. But no, don't.). 10 [But I kid. He really could...
