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Cecilia Morreau: October 2008
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Friday, 17 October 2008. How Not to Cope With Empty-Nest Syndrome. The Physicist and the Lawyer have left for Uni in order to actually qualify for the aforementioned titles. I realise that perhaps I have left them ill-equipped for this adventure. Important things have not been passed from mother to daughter in the proper way. So far I have:. Turned the music up far too loud. Changed my clothes up to seventeen times a day. Had strange men (or at least the Unknowable Man) round the house. Not got a job.
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Cecilia Morreau: July 2008
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Monday, 28 July 2008. How Not to Win a Local Election. I’m being stalked. First it was the letters through the door every 2.64 minutes. Delivered by hand by the mysterious minions of the group of stalkers better known as The Big Three. Then the stalkers started knocking at my door. Now the phone calls have started. Links to this post. Saturday, 26 July 2008. How Guardian Soulmates Became the Choice of the Moderately Eccentric. Verity denies all this of course. However the cats agree. So, now, relieved of...
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Cecilia Morreau: June 2008
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Wednesday, 25 June 2008. Not Sex and the City or 'Point of View – What’s the Fucking Point? I’m still supposed to be writing my Critical Study. It is now entitled ‘Point of View – What’s the Fucking Point? 8217; The answer, it turned out, quite fortuitously, was on Sky Everything. And I noticed something. Wherever the characters go they meet someone to shag. And they live in New York. But I’m not going to be outdone by New York. I have briefly given up living in a musical and being Mary Poppins...Friend ...
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Cecilia Morreau: How Not to Become Very Famous via Guardian Soulmates
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Sunday, 7 February 2010. How Not to Become Very Famous via Guardian Soulmates. It’s happened at last. I’ve been discovered. Right now as we speak I’m being filmed as a maniac late-night internet addict. Hammer house of horror woman in front of back-lit laptop. This is probably not how I wanted to be portrayed. Still. I’ve been discovered. Discoverees cannot be choosers. Or prizes. Or Tuesdays? I had many return emails saying ‘Yay! 8217; Then one said ‘Yay! We are coming to film you! We await the results ...
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Cecilia Morreau: February 2009
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Friday, 27 February 2009. How Tupperware is Seldom the Solution. I have a room dubbed ‘office’. Not a complete misnomer as the all three of us that run our corporate empire (the size of a small Caribbean island on a miniature globe seen through the wrong end of a telescope) forgather here. It was a tad chilly. I turned up the radiator. In order to drain the heating system I had to open the back door. In order to open the back door I had to apply a small hammer. The room became chillier. Links to this post.
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Cecilia Morreau: September 2008
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Monday, 22 September 2008. How Not to Change Sex or Free Sky Everything Kills Mr Garth. I have become someone else. A man to be precise. Never respond to things that offer you free stuff. Because that’s how it happened:. Three goggle-eyed months ago a piece of paper alighted in utmost innocence upon my doormat (I have one of those) (mostly for the cat to sit on in order to enable us to construct basic easy-to-read sentences). FREE SKY EVERYTHING FOR THREE MONTHS! I told him my name. I looked at my letter.
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Cecilia Morreau: May 2011
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Thursday, 5 May 2011. Shedheap Challenge – Or How Not to Move Your Shed. This isn’t the big problem. The big problem is all the stuff in the shed. What do I do with all the precious junk I have accumulated in the last 20 years? I’m a big fan of Scrapheap Challenge so I’m going to do Shedheap Challenge. The challenge is to make a new shed using only the items stored in the old shed in order that I might empty the old shed to make a new shed to store all the items in the shed. Links to this post. On Wednes...
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Cecilia Morreau: How Not to Become a Recluse
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Sunday, 1 May 2011. How Not to Become a Recluse. I’ve been training to be a recluse. Which may be why no one has heard from me in such a long time. Or it could be the weather. Having failed to find a proper school for potential recluses (or is that recluii? Or even a decent online resource I have been left with having to invent the training for myself. I understand that a good recluse will try and stay away from people. Labels: पुल McCartney. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Wales, United Kingdom.
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Cecilia Morreau: February 2010
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Sunday, 7 February 2010. How Not to Become Very Famous via Guardian Soulmates. It’s happened at last. I’ve been discovered. Right now as we speak I’m being filmed as a maniac late-night internet addict. Hammer house of horror woman in front of back-lit laptop. This is probably not how I wanted to be portrayed. Still. I’ve been discovered. Discoverees cannot be choosers. Or prizes. Or Tuesdays? I had many return emails saying ‘Yay! 8217; Then one said ‘Yay! We are coming to film you! We await the results ...
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Cecilia Morreau: May 2008
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Friday, 30 May 2008. Something very exciting happened. I’ve been to see the Osmonds. I was innocently eating dinner, or as innocently as I ever eat dinner. My mobile rang. ‘Are you an Osmonds fan? 8217; my friend asked. 8216;Are you at the pub quiz? 8217; I asked. 8216;Can you name five Osmonds songs? 8216;Am I a woman in my forties? 8216;They come on in half an hour I have a spare ticket.’. We chatted to our mates and wondered if we had time to nip to the loo before they came on. And it all made me real...
