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Now where'd I put my drink?: July 2008
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Now where'd I put my drink? Looking for a way to get by on my looks and wit.and in the meantime, working for the Man a little too much. Tuesday, July 29, 2008. Yesterday, today, and tomorrow. Is a man the sum of memories and deeds or is he the sum of experience and lessons learned? Are the two different? Vastly, I should think. The first seems to lend no forgiveness or redemption. The second promises hope in some type of a better future. The prettying up of ugliness? A mule in a horse harness? I spent th...
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Dignity Lost: December 2007
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The coherent ramblings of an often incoherent man. Monday, December 31, 2007. Someone asked me last night what my New Year's resolutions would be. The quick answer: none. I don't know why but I have never grafted on to the whole "change" thing. Happy New Year, Bitches! Yes, I'll Have Another. Labels: Its All About Me. Friday, December 28, 2007. It's Friday, Bitches - Open Thread 12/28. What are you doing RIGHT NOW? TELL ME, BITCHES. C'mon you fucking lurkers, I know who you are. Leave me some love. Of co...
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Dignity Lost: Where's my key?
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The coherent ramblings of an often incoherent man. Tuesday, October 9, 2007. My friend Jackie was in town from Michigan this weekend and, on Saturday, we headed down to RFK for Blocktoberfest. Blocktoberfest is a massive six-stage concert with numerous bands, a bunch of DJs and all kinds of carnival games. There are also spinny rides, greasy food galore and, most importantly, lots of beer. Yea By 4 pm, a mere three hours in, we were well ahead of that. By 7 pm we were completely shit faced. Before we lef...
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Dignity Lost: The Egg Incident
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The coherent ramblings of an often incoherent man. Tuesday, September 18, 2007. The scene was the same; only the accuser was different. My mom was on the left, my father, fresh from work in his suit, was on the right. Across from the tan formica table sat my seventh-grade home economics teacher, the accuser. And so my parents sat patiently next to me and listened to the accusations. In the annals of past behavior, throwing an egg down a hallway barely registered on the radar screen of alleged sins...
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Dignity Lost: Part Irish
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The coherent ramblings of an often incoherent man. Friday, May 9, 2008. I just checked my Sitemeter numbers for the last week and it looks something like 0-0-0-0-0-7-30.and it's still early in the day, I figured I would temporarily return from retirement just so y'all could get my version of how I met Irish.). The world is small. Seriously. They clearly enjoy the sauce as much as I do, and most of Irish's blog posts are about her getting drunk, much like many of my blog posts. The Counselor tells me to s...
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Dignity Lost: Who doesn't?
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The coherent ramblings of an often incoherent man. Wednesday, September 12, 2007. When I was young I had a little bit of a problem. Well, I mean, it was a problem for some, mostly for my mother who often had to take me out in public. For me, it was an obsession. I liked to grab my junk. It was Christmas 1982 and I was 4-years-old. My uncle, who was in his early twenties, and his girlfriend were in town to visit. Mom: "Scott, do you need to go to the bathroom? Mom: "Then why are you holding yourself?
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Dignity Lost: It's Friday, Bitches -- Open Thread 12/21
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The coherent ramblings of an often incoherent man. Friday, December 21, 2007. It's Friday, Bitches - Open Thread 12/21. Yes, let me apologize for the lackluster performance with posts this week. I really only started feeling better on Wednesday night. And I can't seem to write when I am sick.or healthy, for that matter. Let's look past Christmas though, since I may not have the chance to post next week. What are you planning for New Year's Eve? OK, so tell me what your plans are for New Year's. No big pl...
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May | 2008 | Litelysalted
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Litely salted reviews and rantings. Archive for May, 2008. Post-Holiday Weekend Male Enhancement Spam. May 27, 2008. I’m totally confused by the quotation and underlining usage in this one. May 22, 2008. WHAY THEY ARE SO HAPPY? BECOURSE THE HAVE NO PROBLEM IN SEXUAL LIFE! May 21, 2008. FOGET YOUR SEXUAL PROBLEM! Also find me at. Websters is my Bitch. A Bowl of Stupid. A Girl Named Boo. A Special Way of Being Afraid. Blog Me a Tale. Girl with Curious Hair. Taste in Wine…. TV in the Woods.