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Emails From My Mother: THE SLUTTY WHITE $HORTS
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THE SLUTTY WHITE $HORTS. This is the series of emails from my mother that inspired the blog. The slutty white shorts. I love you so much, and i think you're beautiful. so i hope you don't take this the wrong way: please stop wearing those slutty white shorts. Letter from moody mother; more on the slutty white shorts. Subject: slutty white shorts and mood swings. I will give you ten dollars if you let me throw out your slutty white shorts. So don't tell me. MY MOM THROWS OUT THE SLUTTY WHITE SHORTS!
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Emails From My Mother: November 2012
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Emails From Jack Uzi's Mother. Dear Jack Uzi,. I'm so proud you are finally so famous. I see you on the net recently, I knew my baby boy would grow up to be greatest rollerblader ever. You look beautiful, and body is great. Have you talked to Father recently? He would be so proud of your moves. Any ladies would be happy to have you wake up with them. We miss you, I wish internet would allow me to hand you borscht. I see you in this video: http:/ www.youtube.com/watch? Your Sorry Bank Accounts.
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Emails From My Mother: Instead of Keeping It Rolled Up in a Ball...
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Instead of Keeping It Rolled Up in a Ball. Another free suggestion. just in case you have to wear your sport jacket ever again, instead of keeping it rolled up in a ball on your bed, try hanging it up in the closet conveniently located in your bedroom. THE SLUTTY WHITE SHORTS. But Im Not Like That. This Request Is So Old. Instead of Keeping It Rolled Up in a Ball. CHECK IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT. The Tish MacIntosh Show.
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Emails From My Mother: June 2014
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A Relationship With Your Peace Lily. I asked my Mom how to properly care for my new plant:. I would get the soil very wet and let it drain. just observe it as you do it. and make sure you don't water it again too soon. eventually, you and your peace lily will have a deep relationship; she will let you know when to water her, and in gratitude she will continue to bloom and be healthy. (what am i saying? Why am i talking like that? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). THE SLUTTY WHITE SHORTS. The Tish MacIntosh Show.
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Emails From My Mother: This Request Is So Old
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This Request Is So Old. Dear adult children,. Whichever one of you has the visitor parking pass, please return it. jesus. this request is so old. i may die from boredom. THE SLUTTY WHITE SHORTS. But Im Not Like That. This Request Is So Old. Instead of Keeping It Rolled Up in a Ball. CHECK IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT. The Tish MacIntosh Show.
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Emails From My Mother: A Relationship With Your Peace Lily
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A Relationship With Your Peace Lily. I asked my Mom how to properly care for my new plant:. I would get the soil very wet and let it drain. just observe it as you do it. and make sure you don't water it again too soon. eventually, you and your peace lily will have a deep relationship; she will let you know when to water her, and in gratitude she will continue to bloom and be healthy. (what am i saying? Why am i talking like that? THE SLUTTY WHITE SHORTS. A Relationship With Your Peace Lily.
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Emails From My Mother: Wrinkled Wet Linen Shirt And Two Dead Grey Fish
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Wrinkled Wet Linen Shirt And Two Dead Grey Fish. I need a word of support. I'm not having a good day. I'm at work and my linen s. Hirt is extremely wrinkled. I've seen many others wear linen. THE SLUTTY WHITE SHORTS. Wrinkled Wet Linen Shirt And Two Dead Grey Fish. CHECK IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT. The Tish MacIntosh Show.
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Emails From My Mother: But I'm Not Like That...
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But I'm Not Like That. Remember to vote in this tuesday's primary for mass. senate seat. if i was a controlling type of mother i would say, "of course you're voting for markey, right? But i'm not like that. THE SLUTTY WHITE SHORTS. But Im Not Like That. This Request Is So Old. Instead of Keeping It Rolled Up in a Ball. CHECK IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT. The Tish MacIntosh Show.
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Emails From My Mother: October 2012
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What Are You Doing November 6th? What are you doing november 6th? To all you young women out there. Only eleven days until the election. we know you support obama, but some of us are more than a little concerned that you won't translate this into the verb of voting; that although you know there's much at stake, somehow it all seems abstract to you. You have to vote. you have to vote. you have to vote. you have to vote. you have to vote. how can you not vote? You are almost 24 and getting a master's and m...
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Emails From My Mother: Your Hideous Green Winter Jacket
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Your Hideous Green Winter Jacket. It's way past the acceptable time for me to tell you what you shouldn't wear. However. i'm sitting in the dining room and on the chair next to me is your hideous green winter jacket. it is totally ripped at the seam and the stuffing is all exposed. My question is: how can you ask me if it is appropriate to wear uggs in your office, and yet have no problem showing up at work wearing that rag/jacket, looking like a street urchin? THE SLUTTY WHITE SHORTS.
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