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Sleeping Mommy: November 2009
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If sleep deprivation is an effective form of torture then the CIA should seriously consider employing my children. Thursday, November 19, 2009. BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY FOR PET LOVERS: Dog-tired workers fuel boom in dog-walking businesses. Busy lifestyles and longer hours are leading to a business boom in the number of professional dog-walkers taking the nation's 6.5 million pet pooches walkies,' according to online small business insurer, Insurantz.com. The rewards may be great, but Insurantz believes many ...
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Young Master Sunshine: Jacqui Smith to become Porn Star?
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Saturday, May 02, 2009. Jacqui Smith to become Porn Star? Government Hottie Jacqui Smith today laughed off tabloid suggestions that she is due to start a new career as a porn star. Sporting a rather fetching Brazilian, she arrived by tax payer-funded car at her tax payer-funded Redditch home to confirm that she had watched 2 porn films at tax payers' expense for "educational purposes" on a tax payer-funded 42" LCD TV. She denied all allegations of abusing tax payers. Maybe she could be the new Porn Star?
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Young Master Sunshine: November 2008
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008. A Three-Year-Old's Self Evaluation. Children are so honest. Witness this conversation with daughter:. D: Mommy, what's an imp? M: It's someone who is silly and mischievous. When you and your brother are rambunctious and clown around, you're being imps. D: Brother is an imp. I'm not an imp. I'm a pill. M: What's a pill? D: Somebody who is whiny and cries a lot. Well there you go: the completely honest core of a three-year-old. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Young Master Sunshine: June 2008
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Monday, June 02, 2008. I Need to Change my Ringtone Now. I had it all set. Today I was gonna go to BJs to get some shopping done ALONE. Ah, thoughts of bliss. Hubby is working from home this week, and I planned my trip out when the kids were down for rest/nap time. You know, because I was being all thoughtful of the big man. And when I left, he was working on the bills. I just DON'T bitch about him into too many ears. But he blew my "afternoon of bliss." And I probably didn't help matters. Yeah, you can ...
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Young Master Sunshine: January 2009
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Wednesday, January 21, 2009. Sherwood Forest is a real place. It is located in England’s Nottinghamshire, which lies north of London. The forest served as a hunting preserve for many English kings, and in the 1800s, tourists began flocking to the area to see the land where the legendary Robin Hood lived. Friday, January 09, 2009. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Last week saw off the deepavali celebrations. It w. Интернет-магазин одежды для девочек JennyBear.
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Young Master Sunshine: Gay Football Team
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Monday, May 04, 2009. Edinburgh has fielded 'HotScots', the first all-gay football team. I can't see them doing too well against the straight teams. I'm not homophobic or anything; I just don't think they'll be very tight at the back. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Plan it Green Online Game. Sunday at the Depot, With Speedbumps. Jacqui Smith to become Porn Star? Интернет-магазин одежды для девочек JennyBear.
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Young Master Sunshine: February 2009
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Friday, February 27, 2009. Don't Mess with Old People! The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ' Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'. I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. ' How about a demonstration? Want to go double or nothing?
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Ungodly Sex Appeal: June 2006
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Just Screw It.No, that's not it. Just Do It! Sunday, June 11, 2006. I had a good workout tonight. About two weeks ago I rededicated myself to strength training with the goal of building up my legs dramatically, and eventually my arms as well. Since then, my strength has increased about twenty percent. That is not unexpected. As I reacquaint my body with working out, I should see a swift return to where I was when I stopped working out in November of last year. Posted by Kate at 4:53 PM. I have noticed a ...
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DarkMatterThink: January 2007
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Sunday, January 14, 2007. How to Write A Short Story. An old master gives us an exemplary what-not-to-do list in her new book. Pocket the $30,000 you would otherwise spend on an M.F.A. writing degree, and just consider her example(s):. 2 Don't eschew the plain. In one typical exchange here, 38 spoken words out of 39 are just one syllable long (the exception is "cannot"). In a later story, 37 straight words last one syllable each. 5 Don't get beyond yourself. Wandering around a church, a narrator real...
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DarkMatterThink: August 2006
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Wednesday, August 09, 2006. A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners". Said the old lady. "I haven't got any money! And she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and. Don't be too hasty! Why, Why, Why.