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Arbiter Bibendi: February 2005
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Better living through drunken blathering. Wearing my toothlessness with pride. I don't care what those faggoty-ass seal lovers say. especially that one weenie with the yellow jacket and big camera. fuck him and his pussy friends. if i feel like going on down there and running around the beach, i can. fuck those seals. hey! You're taking over our beach you assholes. it's called 'children's lagoon' ain't it? Well then. what? You fat faggoty slugs! What are you gonna do, pussy? Shake your big camera at me?
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Arbiter Bibendi: The Aftermath
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Better living through drunken blathering. One week back, and I think I still feel the jetlag. My jetlag, incidentally, has been exacerbated by the fact that I spent some more time on airplanes this weekend. There was a good reason, though, because my grandfather, my abuelo, had his 100th birthday. I found out later that they had tried to convince him to stay awake using our arrival as bait. He was having none of it. Aunt- Don't you want to stay up to see Alice and Kevin? Grandfather- What about them?
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Arbiter Bibendi: Final Thoughts
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Better living through drunken blathering. There wasn’t much time for sound at all. We spent half a day in a dark room. I explained sound design in the best way possible, but it was clear by the time they started editing that what I had said didn’t stick. At least some of them enjoyed when I showed them Punch Drunk Love. The super long editing day was a Friday, the day of rest. This meant there was no lunch delivered. The students got together and had an animated debate about where to go to eat...The d...
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Arbiter Bibendi: small problem
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Better living through drunken blathering. Hey, you’re late, Nidal, Luke shouts. Where have you been? Editing class has begun, and Nidal is just getting back from an early shoot. Nidal snarls, I came to take the only piss I take all day, then stalks into the bathroom. There’s one gate, guarded by some shifty looking men in uniform. I notice that students have to show their IDs to get in. Doesn’t look like I can slip by. I go up to one of the guards. Do you have ID? Um, does this work? Ok, then, Keffin....
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Arbiter Bibendi: August 2005
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Better living through drunken blathering. Vaseline after a long day. Go to heaven with blowjob. Colon cleansing, the freshmaker. Meat sweats extra dry. The queen buys public musings. 3 2 1 bitch! Posted by Kevin at 5:07 PM. Taboost (n.) - the increase in adrenaline most often associated with a forbidden act. Posted by Kevin at 3:47 PM. View my complete profile. Booze for the Mind.
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Arbiter Bibendi: First Circle
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Better living through drunken blathering. Firas’ movie is based on a real story. One night, he was at a party, drinking the night away with friends, when someone produced a quantity of small pink pills. Everyone take one, he says, magnaimously. Firas is unaffected. Later in the evening, he finds the bottle lying on a table, unsupervised. So he takes a few more, just for good measure. Still nothing. Oh well, he thinks. He leaves the party, goes home, falls asleep. Pause They stare at each other. Firas dec...
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Arbiter Bibendi: Tools
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Better living through drunken blathering. On the BBC world news report, I’m on the same map as the new war zone. One of the RFC staff is from Lebanon. I gently ask her if her family is ok. Oh yes, she says, they’re on the roof, watching the fireworks. She tells me later that she hates Hizbollah. They came in from outside Lebanon (Syria and Iran) in order to cause trouble with Israel. I ran a sound workshop all day today. Acting under the advice of the incomparable Doug Vaughn, I shocked them by decla...
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Arbiter Bibendi: July 2006
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Better living through drunken blathering. There wasn’t much time for sound at all. We spent half a day in a dark room. I explained sound design in the best way possible, but it was clear by the time they started editing that what I had said didn’t stick. At least some of them enjoyed when I showed them Punch Drunk Love. The super long editing day was a Friday, the day of rest. This meant there was no lunch delivered. The students got together and had an animated debate about where to go to eat...The d...
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Arbiter Bibendi: March 2005
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Better living through drunken blathering. I'm thinking of this word. It feels like cold beer and looks like twizzlers. It's what you want to jump up and scream out loud during your quietest class. It's what that sweaty guy in the elevator whispered to himself while everyone else. This is not a riddle. It's wide-eyed, suspicious, and when it dreams, there are always midgets. It makes you wanna holler, tears your flesh, then soothes you really nicely. If you look at it the right way, it's a defibrilator;.
