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Full-time paralegal, all-the-time mom, just trying to juggle life and stay sane. Life goes on, even when the past sucks. Warning: This post isn’t warm and fuzzy; nor is it related to being a paralegal. We’ll return to the regularly scheduled office snark and mommy talk that I normally provide momentarily. This post talks about child abuse, and if that bothers you, please skip it and tune in next time. I wrote a post for Band Back Together. I had a fucked up childhood! I’m smart, funny, a caring friend, a...
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Summer? What summer? | Mom-alegal's blog
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Full-time paralegal, all-the-time mom, just trying to juggle life and stay sane. As usual, it seems that you turn around and a month has flown by. Except this time it was a whole season. Where the hell did it go? All summer I was gleefully anticipating our vacation at the end of July, which sped by in a blur. And now it’s frickin’ September? By the way, someone should study why time goes by exponentially faster when you’re on vacation. That’s some kinda weird sci-fi thing, right there. It’s not lik...
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Alright!!! :
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August 31, 2011 27 Comments. The answer to the above picture is NO, you don’t have patience. Things are hectic and this is going to be a very short update. I’ll write more about it later. 27 Responses to “Alright! August 31st, 2011 @ 5:24 pm. Too bad there is no legal fraud stuff. Just boring real estate leases. September 1st, 2011 @ 1:01 pm. To boring for me. but congrats to you, will hopefully be low stress! Me, I need stress in my life or I go crazy! Forego that Im already crazy! I have NO CLUE how do...
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Christmas Came Early This Year :
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Christmas Came Early This Year. December 9, 2011 Comments Off on Christmas Came Early This Year. Yesterday was a glorious day. Apparently, my two boys stayed up late the night before and conspired for the both of them to go bat shit crazy at school “just for fun” on the same fucking day. Here is the summary of yesterday. Good question. I asked the same thing. His first offense was not bringing his homework to school. When he was told to sign his card for that, he muttered “Oh Joy! You are a freaking liar...
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I am hoping to start blogging again soon, once we finish unpacking. Until then, enjoy this holiday poem. Mrs. Roudolph is pissed. Enjoy! Dear Husband, It is time that I must have my say, I’ve taken your shit day after day. I’ve kept the home peaceful year after year Now there is […]. Christmas Came Early This Year. My Boss “Gets” Me! Look at what my boss gave me for Thanksgiving Day! Does he know me, or what? HSF and I plan on opening my amazing gift in our new house, which we close on December 15th!
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Proud Parent of Mediocrity :
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Proud Parent of Mediocrity. November 8, 2011 Comments Off on Proud Parent of Mediocrity. This is a picture of my oldest son. Do you see that thing on his head? That is a Mau5head. He wears it to Deadmau5 concerts. So, do you see how detailed it is? He designed it, bought all the parts with his allowance, and put it all together by himself in three days. Pretty damn creative, right? So, why the hell does my son have a C in his Honors Science class right now? Yes, he is grounded. I am so unfair. A Paralega...
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Things That Annoy Me :
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Things That Annoy Me. October 25, 2011 Comments Off on Things That Annoy Me. 1 People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, so where the hell is yours? Do I point at my mouth when I ask where Taco Bell is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T. V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T. V. and change the channel manually, but yet make excuse after excuse how they can’t exercise. GOD! Still love you though! If it’s ne...
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Fun With The Phone :
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Fun With The Phone. October 29, 2010 5 Comments. XYZ Law…This is Paralegal. Me either, but do I call you at your job and tell you this? And why is that? I don’t know the account number for my bank account! Okayhave you tried calling your bank? I did that and I ended up talking to somebody in India! Can’t you just tell me? Could you do that for me? 5 Responses to “Fun With The Phone”. October 29th, 2010 @ 5:29 pm. October 29th, 2010 @ 7:44 pm. Then again. . . October 29th, 2010 @ 7:33 pm. Fun With The Pho...
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A few ramblings for the day… | Mom-alegal's blog
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Full-time paralegal, all-the-time mom, just trying to juggle life and stay sane. A few ramblings for the day…. 1)For the love of God, didn’t anyone in this office bring in any leftover Halloween candy? With all that said, I think I will grab some caffeine and see what kind of chocolate I can scrounge up before someone gets hurt. Long time, no rant →. 3 Responses to “A few ramblings for the day…”. November 3, 2011 at 10:02 am. Girl, I feel you! November 4, 2011 at 9:46 am. November 8, 2011 at 8:54 pm.
