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More famous than Susan Boyle! Tuesday, July 31, 2001. THE MINUTE YOU WALKED IN THE JOINT. When that boy wants to, he leaves Shirley Bassey standing. He'd even given his two-day scalp a light grey skunk stripe. Style. You've either got it, or you ain't, honey! Now, if only he could sing. Then I got them in the other one,". She explained, showing me her scar. It was three inches long, white and wiggly. "I had a hundred little ones,". She went on. "Some people have them made into necklaces.". Stuart, who is...
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More famous than Susan Boyle! Friday, August 31, 2001. Well, as usual, when naked blog has a gripe about something, you can be sure the mainstream media will be quick to pick up on it. Read, if you can still bear to see the word, John Mullan in The Guardian on Google. And that has to be the last. Reference here for that over-enthusiastic, illiterate algorithm. We will close our eyes to the degradation, and look only upwards into the light, and inhale the fresh sweet air of. It's tough being a bitch - I g...
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More famous than Susan Boyle! Sunday, September 30, 2001. Al was in lit-crit mood yesterday. "I was reading your blog," he said, grinning impishly, "and it was really a bit boring". "Oh yes? I replied, "it is. Written for an intelligent readership, you understand - there are meanings between the lines". "Yes," Al continued. "It was all . me, me, me. I was wanting a bit. gossip". Well, young man, here is what you crave. the casting couch from Hell. Feel Copernican, I think they call it. Is so consumed wit...
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More famous than Susan Boyle! Thursday, May 31, 2001. Much fun and games on Jon Ronson's. Forum at the moment, under our alter ego of magnificat. Jon Ronson has just finished his Channel 4 series "Secret Rulers of the World". Which I know some of you took in. This has released a barrage of conspiracy theorists from under their damp rotting logs to vent their various spleens. These can be summarised as. 1 A world government/domination is more than halfway here already. The Body of Christ? I got it sussed!
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More famous than Susan Boyle! Sunday, March 31, 2002. RICH OLD LADY DIES SHOCK! To feel sorry for the Queen. Today, but not really succeeding. If she were an "ordinary" woman, I would feel nothing but sympathy for her, what with her feckless children, at least one of her grandchildren a hashhead,. A brute for a husband,. And losing her sister. And mother so close together. So why are the naked eyes quite dry? Suggestions on a postcard please. Friday, March 29, 2002. Naked Blog belongs to. And thanks for ...
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More famous than Susan Boyle! Friday, June 29, 2001. At work this morning, Pat was upset. "Oh Peter,". She wailed. "A man had his cock on my back last night.". Now let me tell you that Pat is a great lady, a Scouser, so it really came out as, "Amanadiscoch onmebach lasnight.". I was startled, imagining possibly some homemade porno production. But I know Pat isn't into men at all. "No, it wasn't like that,". You have no idea how horrible that is for a lesbian,". Thursday, June 28, 2001. Most important fag...
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More famous than Susan Boyle! Sunday, April 29, 2001. No return of the birds in the attic. Willpower. JR hasn't replied to my letter. Maybe he's pissed off at me for mentioning a bad review. Getting this wild notion that if I only worked Friday, Saturday and Sunday, then I could be free on Monday to Thursday. Worth thinking about? Friday, April 27, 2001. To console him over a particularly vicious review of his new book, Them: Adventures with Extremists. Tuesday, April 24, 2001. It's a nightmare. Sure...
