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Teacher,Teaching Stories, Kids, Values, and things that go bump in the night. Friday, February 04, 2005. When we have to learn to do,. We learn by doing. As long as you live,. Keep learning how to live. It is no profit to have learned well,. If you neglect to do well. A diamond is a lump of coal. That made good under pressure. A School should not be a preparation for life. A school should be life. Adversity cause some men to break. And other to break records. William A. Ward. Great minds have purpose.
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Joke Collection: SEX.....
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A wierd collection of humor. Friday, June 30, 2006. 160;"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,. Particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.". Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia. Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole. Barbara had a sense of humor).
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Teacher,Teaching Stories, Kids, Values, and things that go bump in the night. Wednesday, October 15, 2003. Do you have a hammer? Can I borrow it to fix my computer? Posted by Kent Forrest @ 9:14 AM.
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A wierd collection of humor. Friday, June 12, 2009. One sunny day in January, 2009 an old man approached the White. House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a. Park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I. Would like to go in and meet with President Bush.". The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer. President and no longer resides here.". The old man said, "Okay", and walked away. The man thanked him and again just walked away.
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Joke Collection: Leftovers
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A wierd collection of humor. Wednesday, March 22, 2006. Seems God was just about done creating the universe, had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up and pee. It's a very handy thing," God told the couple who he found hanging around under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability.". Posted by Kent Forrest.
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Joke Collection: The Engineer
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A wierd collection of humor. Wednesday, March 22, 2006. During the French revolution, hundreds of people were guillotined. One day, three men were led up to die. One was a lawyer, one was a doctor, and the third was an engineer. At last it was the engineer's turn. He was blessed by the priest, and knelt, but before he placed his head on the guillotine he looked up. Suddenly, he leapt to his feet and cried, "Oh, I see the problem! Posted by Kent Forrest. My Wifes Going To Kill Me! A Trip to the Zoo.
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Joke Collection: Uncle Ted
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A wierd collection of humor. Wednesday, March 22, 2006. Little Lucy went next. "My dad owns a farm, too. Every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched.". Again the teacher asked for the moral of the story. Lucy replied,. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.". The teacher looked a little shocked. After clearing her throat, sheasked what possible moral there could be to this story. Posted by Kent Forrest. My Wifes Going To Kill Me!
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Joke Collection: Sex Education
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A wierd collection of humor. Wednesday, March 22, 2006. The dean of women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame? A young woman rose in the back of the room and said,. Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour? Posted by Kent Forrest. My Wifes Going To Kill Me! A Trip to the Zoo.
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Teacher,Teaching Stories, Kids, Values, and things that go bump in the night. Saturday, August 16, 2003. It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. John Wooden. You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn by creating curiosity, he will continue the learning process as long as he lives. Clay P. Bedford. I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. Eartha Kitt. The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr. Mohammed. His st...
