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Southern Ennui: April 2011. Friday, April 29, 2011. It's Time to Pay the Piper. All that Go Kart fun. Doesn’t come without a price. Auggie’s over here, and guess what else he’s used to that Phartacus and Slappy aren’t? Constant parental attention. He’s been here 53 minutes and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard him say, “Let’s go tell your mom! I’ll be in the bathroom with gin. Links to this post. Tuesday, April 26, 2011. Phartacus and the Go Kart Debacle. Gimme a damn break. Links to this post.
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Southern Ennui: If Someone Had Told Me in High School That I'd End Up. Monday, August 9, 2010. If Someone Had Told Me in High School That I'd End Up. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). If you can laugh at it, you can live with it.". Stuff I Said Earlier That Will Fascinate You. Birks on the Treadmill. Being a Woman in the South. The Privy Is Not Always Private. Sunday at Wal-Mart: The Great Unchurched. Compact Car Drivers are Parking Lot Sadists. Ah Sylvan Summer, Thou Dost Cover Junk Heaps So Ve.
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Southern Ennui: When You Pluck Your Chin Hairs in Public, I WILL Judge You. Sunday, April 17, 2011. When You Pluck Your Chin Hairs in Public, I WILL Judge You. You know how there are some people you can tell you won’t like – before they’ve ever said a word to you – just on how they act? At that double yellow line so you wouldn’t have to miss your turn or double back. I could go on – you know I could – but you get the idea. Sweet Jeebus, it must have been a chin hair emergency. Of course now I’m...I love ...
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Southern Ennui: Phartacus and the Go Kart Debacle. Tuesday, April 26, 2011. Phartacus and the Go Kart Debacle. My local friend, Shelby-Gail, is one of the most well-meaning, generous women I know, and is a person who will be there in times of trouble despite having troubles of her own. But here I am, about to gossip on her. As Clairee in Steel Magnolias. Said, “If you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me.”. Gimme a damn break. April 26, 2011 at 11:53 PM. I tell you I can. Subscri...
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Southern Ennui: Petty Revenge is the Sweetest. Saturday, September 17, 2011. Petty Revenge is the Sweetest. This morning I took Slappy over to his U8 game, where a bunch of 6- and 7-year-olds kicked each other in the shins and deflected the ball with their faces. It was their best game this season, the only one they didn't lose due to the fact that the other team was just as. hmm, what's a nice word for terrible? I'll forego the play-by-play. Scratchings in the Dirt. September 18, 2011 at 11:42 AM. How D...
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Southern Ennui: January 2011. Saturday, January 8, 2011. Wee Willie Weenie and The Good Time Patio Band. It’s Carnival time in The South, that celebrated high season of costume balls, Mardi Gras, revelry and feasting that occurs between Epiphany and Lent. What, that’s not going on at your house right now? Before I’m even outside I can clearly hear the sound of drums thumping steadily to music. Perhaps our neighbors, Creepetta and The Hamburglar, have started their fête early? But I digress. Surely al...
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Southern Ennui: Ah Sylvan Summer, Thou Dost Cover Junk Heaps So Verdantly. Thursday, August 19, 2010. Ah Sylvan Summer, Thou Dost Cover Junk Heaps So Verdantly. I love looking out from my back deck right now, primarily for what I don't see rather than what I do. Leaves of sweetgum, ash, and oak. Chunks of blue sky between tree tops. Neighbor's Sanford and Son junk heap. Other neighbor's Sanford and Son junk heap (this heap vanishes seasonally under a mass of honeysuckle and Virginia creeper). How Did I G...
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Southern Ennui: A Tree Falls in Nifty's Yard. Saturday, April 23, 2011. A Tree Falls in Nifty's Yard. Spring, that season of bursting greenery which spurs an annual ride-on lawn mower extravaganza in my neighborhood. NISTFTSA. One of Nifty’s dead pine trees just partially collapsed, sadly only onto his own chain link fence. I admit I was hoping it would fall into Creepetta and The Hamburglar’s yard, as that right there would have been some entertainment. So I was rather looking forward to the day when on...
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Southern Ennui: The Early Bird Gets the Worms. Wednesday, October 6, 2010. The Early Bird Gets the Worms. Luckily that sort of thinking is A-OK in Splendaville. As I clunked and thumped back toward the worm refrigerator in the hunting department, (Get your mossy oak insulated bibs right here! Luckily, Braggy Bridget. Scratchings in the Dirt. October 6, 2010 at 11:25 AM. Excellent. Thank you. October 6, 2010 at 1:39 PM. I am going to have to get one of these $4 skulls. That is a must have! I do not recall...
