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KARMATH (2009): The Coma Child Incident
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Thursday, July 30, 2009. The Coma Child Incident. I'm a fucking jerk when it comes to kids. More precisely, I terrorize them if they don't do what they're supposed to do. One of my ongoing "-isms" at the school is to threaten to call a doctor if the kids are crying due to minor scrapes, blisters, little bumps to the noggin'. I usually keep a cell phone in my pocket while at work to check the time periodically, take a few snapshots of something cute, etc. Today, I actually called the doctor on a kid.
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KARMATH (2009): Casualties of War
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Friday, March 6, 2009. Picture this: you're a lifeguard. Your job is to save and protect anyone from being harmed within a designated perimeter dealing with aqueous substances, most likely water (even though pools might technically be called "Chemical Concoction Holes"). On your daily routine, you're sitting in your high chair, sunglasses in place, bathing suit on, nose caked in sunscreen. Your eyes are buried within your binoculars. Let him drown," they say. You look at them in shock. "What? It's not yo...
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KARMATH (2009): Pi
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009. It's Tuesday, and I'm back at the daily grind. Day job and Patch. While at the Montessori school this morning, I was making tea in the microwave next to the snack table in my classroom. One kid was sitting there wolfing down his breakfast eggs and jelly toast. While eating, he said "Peter, did you know you can eat toast with jelly on it? Oh yeah, I do it all the time! With extreme jubilation, he dropped the fork and spit out bits of egg while he yelled, "ME TOO! He got up to was...
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When Space Heaters are you Best Friends
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When Space Heaters are you Best Friends. Tuesday, July 27, 2010. Holy Bacon on a Stick, Batman! We're going to miss the Minnesota State Fair! The last blog I didn't delete I was considering moving to China. I am not going to China anymore, but happily staying in Florida. Also, I have a dog now. Her name is Lady Jane and she's licking the couch. In addition, I am no longer at the kosher restaurant, but at a surf and turf restaurant which is about four stars better than the last one. Were going to mis.
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The Eclectic Ramblings of a Wandering Woman.: December 2008
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The Eclectic Ramblings of a Wandering Woman. Monday, December 29, 2008. I'm single. and i'm happy. Thursday, December 11, 2008. I hate the winter. I feel like i am going crazy and theres nothing i can do to stop it. I'm drowning. Its never been this bad. I've neveer felt so low. What if they are just better off without me, but then i cant help but feel left out when i see facebook pictures. I wan to sing again. I want to make people happy with my voice. is that pretentious? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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The Eclectic Ramblings of a Wandering Woman.: February 2009
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The Eclectic Ramblings of a Wandering Woman. Thursday, February 26, 2009. I really do need to get out of the habit of writing depressing blogs. Its just that that's the only time i feel like writing, usually. I'm sick. i dont know what it is, i just hope its not the flu, or mono. Probably not mono because i rarely get kissed these days, nor do i go around licking other peoples used silverware. anymore. Lower and upper back pain. A lot of phlegm. BUT no fever. Yet. Every date i have been on recently, ever...
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KARMATH (2009): SUCCESS!!!!
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Monday, May 4, 2009. My celebratory wine was opened today, consumed by the household while sitting in the living room listening to 24 minutes of music. One whole year. Holy fuck. Bill Conti - "Gonna Fly Now". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A Slice of Heaven. Delayed Due to Departure. Death of a Diner. My First Test Audience. Better Homes and Gardens. Talk of the Cannabis. The Ballad of the Laser Cowgirl, and Other Stories. There Goes Our Hero. We Are to Be Dead Birds, But Not Today.
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KARMATH (2009): Slithers and Dust
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Sunday, February 8, 2009. Got some footage of the Lizard People practice we had yesterday in our living room:. Tapes N' Tapes - "Cowbell". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A Prologue to an Epilogue. Death to the Dry Spell. The Downside of Spirit Gum. PT Barnums Magnificent Inhibitionist. When the Bloodline Simmers. Stage Left to Center, Dramatic Pose, Center to Sta. Defeated but Not Deleted. Alpha Recon Delta Beta Theta Peta Iota. Better Homes and Gardens. Talk of the Cannabis. There Goes Our Hero.
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KARMATH (2009): Finally Striding
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Saturday, February 7, 2009. Call me a liar. Despite the flaws, despite the crashing, "Typosgraphy" will be finished today in its raw form. Enjoy some behind the scenes snippets including a guest appearance by Greg Strom, the man behind the Patch Live electronics . . . Oasis - "The Turning". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A Prologue to an Epilogue. Death to the Dry Spell. The Downside of Spirit Gum. PT Barnums Magnificent Inhibitionist. When the Bloodline Simmers. Defeated but Not Deleted.
