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LiteralDan: Pony Express Posts: Belated Announcement
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Musings of a work-at-home dad and freelance writer. Pony Express Posts: Belated Announcement. Well, I suppose there's no point continuing to wait for a substantial, creative manner of announcement to float down from the heavens on a golden harp-shaped hovercraft, now that it's been a couple months. We had yet another baby last month. That's her right up there, as proof. The second coming of M-, hereby to be known as A-. So we've completed our set of two boys and two girls.*. And Generation X's heyday.
LiteralDan: Classic quotes, Vol. 47
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Musings of a work-at-home dad and freelance writer. Classic quotes, Vol. 47. Here's a a slice of the backlog of quotes. From my 6-year-old daughter M-, 2-year-old son E-, and wife J- during the past month or so:. Shouting louder than E-, who was quietly playing a game while J- and I were in bed). No, that's too loud! While pregnant, doubling down on a self-deprecating remark I'd batted away). Like I'm fat. I'm fat with baby. Really working hard to sell a biological impossibility). Labels: birds and bees.
LiteralDan: Dalai Lama to wreak havoc, world is warned
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Musings of a work-at-home dad and freelance writer. Dalai Lama to wreak havoc, world is warned. Urgent Notice from the Chinese Government:. The People's Republic of China humbly wishes to make the world aware of a potentially serious though unpredictable epidemic of mayhem threatening to sweep all nations of the Earth:. The so-called Dalai Lama. Capture of this sinister vigilante will be met with a reward up to and including the eternal gratitude of the P.R.C. Government and the future true. A) You post ...
LiteralDan: I think I've broken my kid
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Musings of a work-at-home dad and freelance writer. I think I've broken my kid. Aren't preschool kids supposed to be pretty imaginative, or at least relatively uncritical of the unknown world around them? Aren't they supposed to sit, slack-jawed, in an awestruck stupor whenever you turn on the TV? They shouldn't have put that in the movie. they should have cut it.". I let the kid watch deleted scenes on a DVD one time. And now he thinks he's Martin Scorsese. Why do they keep singing songs? So, I guess th...
LiteralDan: Classic quotes, Vol. 46
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Musings of a work-at-home dad and freelance writer. Classic quotes, Vol. 46. It's been too long since my 9-year-old son D-, formerly the star of this blog (back when I actually wrote posts with beginnings, middles, and ends), had the spotlight around here. Thanks in part to my extreme lack of posts in the past several months, I'm able to devote a whole quote list. Losing patience about an hour into the new Superman movie). When's he going to start flying and punching buildings down and stuff? Subscribe T...
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Ten Things To Teach My Son | The Husband-Land Blog
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About me and this Blog. Laquo; Hot Dog! Another Government Regulation Coming! Ten Things To Teach My Son. March 1, 2010 by Al Bundy. My son recently turned ten years old. Shortly after his birthday, I started to think about what I needed to teach him before he gets much older. What kind of wisdom should I share with my son, to get him ready for his teenage and adulthood years? The most important things I still need to teach my son, are:. Know wrong is wrong, even when everyone else thinks otherwise.
I am my Father’s Son | The Husband-Land Blog
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About me and this Blog. Laquo; Find Your Husband Here! Another Government Regulation Coming! I am my Father’s Son. February 22, 2010 by Al Bundy. In the United States, we are brought up to believe that we can achieve anything (Position, Salary, etc) with nothing more than hard work. This report challenges this basic belief. The analysis points out, that there is a high correlation for our financial success when we grow up in a better educated family, and a corresponding penalty when growing up in a less-...
Uttering Nonsense: July 2010
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Musings, rantings, and stuff. Friday, July 30, 2010. New stuff and schizophrenia (back to normal.). And stuff. In progress. Two-word fragments! Curse you, Alex, for planting this idea in my head! Functional self with a desire for human interaction: * Maybe I didn't miss you, bitch.*. Must you punctuate your sentences with "bitch"? It's for emphasis, bitch. It's necessary to make my point. Anyway, weren't you enjoying it. Why the hell did you italicize that? It looks suggestive.*. Links to this post.
Uttering Nonsense: Embarrassing Story Hiatus-Compensation
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Musings, rantings, and stuff. Thursday, October 28, 2010. Because embarrassment always makes up for not blogging in weeks. Also this may be kind of gross. Enjoy? So, up until now I've held a pretty good streak of not vomiting (5-6 years). I've also never been sent home from/been sick at school (absent, yes, and there was that time I got my face busted open on school property, but that's different). Yesterday, this happened. And/but/so, that happened. Then I got to be wheelchaired to the nurse. Wh...You h...
Uttering Nonsense: A Definitive Choice and Explanation on What I Will Name My Hypothetical Daughter
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Musings, rantings, and stuff. Thursday, November 18, 2010. A Definitive Choice and Explanation on What I Will Name My Hypothetical Daughter. PRE-Footnote: Yes, this is the topic that made me go completely internally rageballs months ago.*. Joanne. Kathleen. Rowling, people. Is kind of goddess of my childhood. 3) I just like the name Joanne. Admittedly I like Joanna more- some kind of phonetic thing- but hey. Secret number 6.) DEATHLYHALLOWSDEATHLYHALLOWSDEATHLYHALLOWSOHMYGODDEATHLYHALLOWS. This is my fir...
Uttering Nonsense: The Feasibility of Romance in Mental Institutions
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Musings, rantings, and stuff. Saturday, March 19, 2011. The Feasibility of Romance in Mental Institutions. Teen mental hospital romance is kind of becoming a genre. And, as formulaic as they kind of are, I like them. (More than, say, Sarah Dessen's brand of formulaic-ness.) Examples:. It's Kind of a Funny Story. Ned Vizzini (possibly started this whole thing). The first and last are arguably more serious, and the second is the funniest ipso facto the best (did I even use that correctly? And that it's rel...
Uttering Nonsense: May 2010
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Musings, rantings, and stuff. Monday, May 31, 2010. Things I Should Do, Preferably Soon. 1 Publish some blogs, I have a dozen drafts of posts that never wound up getting published even though they contain points I'd like to blog about eventually, so I should devote some time to editing them/lengthening them. Eventually. Fantastic, my asterisk-actions have gone all meta again, this is turning into insane babbling, yet I've suckered you into reading it. You really shouldn't have started. In fact, g...3 Wow...
Uttering Nonsense: January 2011
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Musings, rantings, and stuff. Sunday, January 30, 2011. Crap, I haven't blogged in more than a month. So, fixing that now. iPod meme, anyone? MY LIFE IN ITUNES. NOTE: Format stolen from Libba Bray's Livejournal. All song titles and subsequent comments courtesy of my taste in music/brain.*. 1 Put your iTunes/iPod, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2 For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3 YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. Do You Believe in Magic?
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Literal Coder
Taking code, and everything else, way too literally. Tuesday, April 30, 2013. SQL Loop with a delay. Whenever I run into a problem where I have a lot of records that need to be updated in a high traffic table I always remember there's a way to write a batch update inside of a while loop in Sql Server with a delay but I can never seem to remember the syntax. Here is an implementation of this:. Declare @currentTry int = 0. RAISERROR(@msg,0,1) WITH NOWAIT. Set @currentTry = @currentTry 1. I have been given ...
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El arte de escribir, decir mucho con pocas palabras. Sábado, 21 de enero de 2017. Hay que inyectarse cada día fantasía para no morir de realidad. Le llaman vivir a sentir sin emociones, a escaparse siendo preso, a besar en un país intolerante, a viajar con pánico, a darte la mano como un gesto despreciable,a procurar que nuestros rivales sigan una buena vida, a desnudarse como arma, a enloquecer sin drogas, . Dicen que vivir es libertad ¿Y qué es eso? Enviar por correo electrónico. Cómo la lluvia ácida.
Literal Cooking
Simple, straightforward instructions for tasty meals. Tuesday, January 22, 2013. Swiss Chard (or Spinach) Souffles. In the meantime, make these for yourself or maybe a group of ladies. The recipe comes from Julias Kitchen Wisdom. Which, by the way, is one of my favorite cookbooks. Enjoy! Friday, January 4, 2013. Chicken Curry Pot Pie. Recipe comes from the great Alton Brown. Friday, November 16, 2012. The recipe comes from Smitten Kitchen. Friday, November 2, 2012. Turkey Meatballs, Updated. This is a gr...
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Musings of a work-at-home dad and freelance writer. Things that amuse me, Vol. 18. So where was I? Four kids is a lot. Did you know that? Anyway, here are a few of the things that have been amusing me. During the past several months:. Before I had kids, I can very confidently say that no one had ever happily stepped on my taint to get a boost up. How many episodes of Mad Men. Does it take before a woman stops saying things like, "What? The world may never know. Classic quotes, Vol. 47. While pregnant, do...
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Lunes, 4 de febrero de 2008. Dos huellas de Kafka. Todo esto se intensifica aún más si a estas altas horas de la noche uno se dirige a casa de un amigo para saber cómo le va.". Ordené sacar mi caballo del establo. El criado no me comprendió. Fui yo mismo al establo, ensillé el caballo y monté. A lo lejos oí el sonido de una trompeta, le pregunté lo que aquello significaba. Él no sabía nada, no había oído nada. En el portón me detuvo para preguntarme:. 191;Hacia dónde cabalga el señor? Coja el libro, finj...
Literal Droppings
Welcome to Literal Droppings. The site documents my adventures. I hope you stop by and visit. Thanks for the click! I invite you to visit my studio at: www.landrettistudio.com. View my complete profile. Journal Entry: Town of Berry, WI 2-2-14 - Arkansas. Monday, February 3, 2014. Journal Entry: Town of Berry, WI 2-2-14 - Arkansas Pizza. Woo-woo (or just plain woo) refers to ideas considered irrational or based on extremely flimsy evidence or that appeal to mysterious occult forces or powers. I thought ab...
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Literaleigh is Leigh High School's Creative Writing Club. We, as an organization, are dedicated to providing a forum in which Leigh High School's aspiring young writers, essayists, novelists, and poets can express themselves without restraint. Literaleigh aims to encourage creative literary expression and intellectual growth, and to provide its members a community of like-minded students with which to share their work. Create a free website.
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